Nylon

Among the least interesting of pornographers, Axel Braun is currently providing content for Wicked Pictures, obliging me to sit through his stuff. "Nylon" is an embarrassing attempt to horn in on the lucrative fetish video market, but the man didn't do any homework.

Let's start with the worst: Brit husband & wife team of Ryan Ryder and Jasmine Jae are featured in the second segment, which at first I thought was being presented in dreaded soft focus - a gimmick that went out with Playgirl TV and David Hamilton decades before that. But no, it is shown out-of-focus. Apparently in this day of vignettes, cannibalization and streaming you can just skip it -no great loss as both of them have singly and together done consistently better work for other directors.

Asa Akira is the big name here for Wicked, but her pairing with Eric John is dullsville. He reminded me of Mr. Monk, Tony Shaloub here, and the stress on foot fetish action was ill-advised as Axel didn't make it erotic at all, ending with a money shot on her stockinged feet for Asa to lick off. Not the superstar's finest hour.

Alec Knight looking quite old is hardly a decent choice for a gonzo assignment, but he services Amber after watching her dress. "You never wear stockings" is his remark, a pretty weak premise for another pointless footsie exercise and the usual humping between her feet gimmick. At least this segment varies the tedious format by ejaculating on her breasts.

Lovely Katrina Jade and the striking fetish actress Bianca Breeze also appear, but it's just more of the same, with the no-talent Lucas Frost bringing matters to a standstill. This is purely hackwork filmmaking, lowering my basement evaluation of Braun yet another few notches.