Kiss the Bride

OK - I wanted to walk out 7 minutes into this film. Actually it was the first 2 minutes, but I decided to give it an extra 5 minutes (and then 20 minutes more) to see if I could find any redeeming qualities. Here are the qualities that I could find: * Bad acting (not sure what happened - some of the players have turned in quality performances in other films) * Worse writing * Hackneyed / clichéd dialog (they even managed to work in a few 'chicken eating' jokes) * Even the camera shots and lighting are bad (fluorescent lighting? really?)

Basically someone decided to put the 'church play' on film.

Save 90 precious minutes of your life and go do your taxes or something.

**Some really beautiful women though (although, just like my taxes, they all seem to have extensions).

People we have got to do better.

Gets 3 stars only because they managed to cast Persia White