Master Ninja II

Episode aired Jan 25, 1992
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1h 38m

IMDb RATING

7.5/10

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Joel and the Bots endure yet again two equally bad episodes from the failed action series "The Master (1984)."Joel and the Bots endure yet again two equally bad episodes from the failed action series "The Master (1984)."Joel and the Bots endure yet again two equally bad episodes from the failed action series "The Master (1984)."

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IMDb RATING

7.5/10

537

YOUR RATING

See production info at IMDbPro

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Watch Mystery Science Theater 3000: Master Ninja II

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Trivia
This episode is on the Volume 20 DVD Box Set of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Quotes
[George Lazenby is featured in the awful Master Ninja II]
Crow T. Robot: [as Lazenby] I used to be Bond... James Bond. Now I'm in movies... *bad* movies.

Crazy credits
Filmed in Shadowramma

Connections
Features The Master (1984)

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Featured review

1/10

Even MST 3K jokes can't save this stinker

This is one of those "movies" that was created by splicing together two or more episodes from a TV show. MST 3K used a few of those and they all stink. If the movie is not fun to watch, jokes don't help and this movie is both stupid and boring.

Lee Van Cleef plays a martial artist (a Ninja) but he is too old for this role. Yes there martial arts masters this old, but they are teachers not fighters. Timothy Van Patten, Van Cleef's sidekick (and disciple), is a terrible actor and he gets romantically paired up with a series of petite young women who all look like they are no older than 16. We are supposed to like him because he drives a van. I know that sounds dumb, but people in the 1970s actually thought that vans were very cool.