President Donald Trump was given a clean bill of health in a report released over the weekend after a physical examination ― and a skeptical Jimmy Kimmel delivered his own sarcastic summary of the results.
“He eats right, he avoids unhealthy foods, diet soda, he manages stress, he doesn’t hang on to anger, he gets a good night’s sleep, he limits his time on social media, he spends lots of time with loved ones, and gets plenty of exercise getting in and out of that golf cart,” Kimmel snarked on his show Monday. “And he’s got a body like Brad Pitt to show it.”
Trump also bragged of passing a cognitive test.
“That’s what the American people want, right?” Trump said.
“That’s right, that’s what we want. We’re very proud of you, Mr. President,” Kimmel fired back. “I’m very proud of you.”
Then he made an offer the president is certain to refuse.
“I would love to administer one of those tests to you myself so we can all watch you ace it live on television,” he said, repeating an offer he made last year during the presidential campaign.
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