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``I'm being subjected to reli-gious persecution,persecution as an artist,persecution as an American,persecution as aman,'' says the star.``They're trying to make me some cult whacko,''he adds.``All I do is pray.

The ancient Greeks supposedly thought that, "The harder the pecs and the tighter the buns the more spiritual you were." (The apostles) Peter and Andrew would never have followed "any self-enclosed whacko." When Jesus equates lustful glances with adultery, Cahill protests: "Earth to Jesus: Hello." Jesus himself is quoted as speaking (in Matt.

SO it wasn't actually flu which halted the Whacko one's trial but ' flu-like symptoms'.

Dressed in black and appearing to share the same spooky plastic surgeon, the line-up of whacko Jacko himself, Elizabeth Taylor and Diana Ross looked like a "spot the stiff" competition.

These are our basic customer groups: stinkies, yuppies, dinkies, wrinklies, and whackos. The stinkies, they're the under-twos, they use our diaper brand and detergents, while the yuppies, you all know who the are, they buy cosmetics and the wetsuits.