SICK of sandwiches and jacket spuds, I was in need of something a bit different to tickle my lunchtime tastebuds, so I made the short walk from the office to
Oodles.
Every other word of the cameraman is often bleeped out because he's so scared, chairs move for no reason, and there are
oodles of bumps in the night.
IT'S party time at The Dandy, with lashings of cow pie,
oodles of raspberry jellies and unlimited supplies of fizzy pop.
My mum doesn't approve as he's not a doctor or a lawyer earning
oodles of money.
That's because the Money Monster wants to give away
oodles of cash!
Is the answer a)
Oodles and
oodles, Cinderella Man - in fact, you've got the self-discipline of a Bhuddist monk?
Despite
oodles of publicity, his opening ITV1 show with David Frost, Diana Rigg and Michael Palin only attracted 2.5 million viewers.
The build-up was enlivened by the
oodles of Claret and Amber tickertape that rained onto the park from the travelling support - although by the looks the groundsman gave us, I think we're off his Christmas card list!
Thanks then to
Oodles in Linthorpe Road for serving up noodles of the non-pot variety.
But for fans, this promises to be a great week featuring
oodles of shots of him rushing about in a black singlet.
Meanwhile, Cindy Crawford had pocketed
oodles of cash for modelling fur, in direct contradiction to her values 10 years ago, when she spearheaded the 'I'd rather go naked than wear fur' campaign.
WHEN a rebellious young tooth fairy (Yasmin Paige) gives
oodles of money to a couple of poor kids, the whole fabric of her magic world is threatened with disaster.
Yet somehow there was still
oodles of play in the first Test at Lord's, which must have installed a roof without telling anyone.
Still, sunchine, great beached,
oodles of cash and the chance to snog showbiz's most eligible men has its compensations.
This week, reader Gordon wrote: "One man has style, charisma,
oodles of skill, is a great goal scorer and an all round legend.
