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I had a great weekend - a lot of ups and downs- but I'd definitely like to forget about getting pinned and beat in the ring by a 4ft 5in leprechaun named Hornswoggle.

CHAMPION - John Cena We were then given a hilarious piece of entertainment from miniature wrestler Hornswoggle, who managed to escape the Master Lock Challenge The 'Divas' were next in a three-way championship that showed that the ladies can also perform to the highest level.

Besides the Cena/Sheamus marathon showdown, Irish/American crowd pleaser Hornswoggle took on Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters - a man who looked four times his size, but whom he had no problem lashing in the shins, for that was possibly as high as he could reach.

"Rannygazoo," "hornswoggle," "put on the dog," "to give someone the elbow," and "bum's rush" are just a few of Bertie's Americanisms.

Unfortunately, they happen to be Brad Potter, Angelina Hornswoggle, Oprah Smith and Kylie Pratt.

Before an audience of people who supposedly spend their days pursuing the truth, Bush joked about misstatements (if not lies) he had used to persuade (if not hornswoggle) the American people and the media.

Key observers of Roberts-the-bacon-winner say that, contrary to prevailing perceptions in some newspaper circles, Roberts did not "hornswoggle" the tough-minder Knight-Ridder corporate executives in Miami.

Karl Kemm writes that Hornswoggle has been, since 1980, a weekend event in the Jemez mountains of New Mexico where horn players learn from professionals in recitals and masterclasses.

In addition to Leprechaun, starring WWE wrestler Hornswoggle and set up at Lionsgate, WWE has a stake in thriller No One Lives, with Evans and grappler Brodus Clay, a Toronto pickup that Anchor Bay will distribute as a limited release May 10; the direct-to-homevid sequel 12 Rounds: Reload (Randy Orton); and the Scooby Doo pic, The Curse of the Ghost Bead from Warner Bros.

We also had a surprise visit from Hornswoggle (the golden leprechaun).

Add whopper, untruth, make-believe, cozenage and hornswoggle and we're up to 50.

But the authors nail Bush for his willingness to have his hired hands try to hornswoggle the jug-eared wild-card.

Since 1980 Hornswoggle Workshop has invited hornists, teachers, and enthusiasts for a Memorial Day weekend in the scenic New Mexico Jemez Mountains, disconnected from technology.