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Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment. Produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horse.

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Fools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn): The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will they dare to reveal? This episode of Rude Tales of Magic was recorded in front of a live studio audience of ONLY people we have crushes on. by Rude Tales of Magic
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All the Little Ants: Froggie went a courtin' and when he did ride, DANGER must surely follow. Our heroes find themselves in the good graces and iron clutches of one Mr. Scrum Fabulous, the gadabout flycatcher and never not plotting crime lord of Soaking Valley. What choice will they make regarding his offer they can't refuse? Must all reunions be brief? Must all goodbyes be Irish? Answers inside! by Rude Tales of Magic
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When You're Here: Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its brood of ridiculous and dangerous denizens. But what lies beyond? After all this, can you go home again? And what might you find there? Can our heroes bear the revelations of the Dawn house? Can you? by Rude Tales of Magic
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Mother Knows Best: It's a family reunion...of sorts, when our heroes are introduced to their mysterious host in the heart of The Nest. Who or what is She? What dark trials must our heroes best? What will be the horrible price of their freedom? If sweat is the pee of the skin, is spit the pee of the mouth? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED in... Mother Knows Best! All the music in this episode is by HOME. Goodness gracious go buy that album at https://music.midwestcollective.us/album/before-the-night Then come hang out with us on Patreon. You'll love it. It's fun. by Rude Tales of Magic
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Class Dismissed: The beginning! What a fine place to start. We meet our nascent heroes in the throes of the beginning of the sunset of their scholastic salad days. Demon possessions, ominous warnings, and threats from Hell itself auger ill and trouble. Can they matriculate from danger to destiny? Can they graduate magna cum...adventure? Come hear even more perfect-but-accessible-in-a-fun-sexy-way entertainment at www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic by Rude Tales of Magic
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Mountaintop (with special guest star Brennan Lee Mulligan): "Regarding that principle, the Buddha often said to the bhikùus, “You should know that the Dharma which I speak is like a raft. The raft is used to cross the sea of suffering — birth and death. Before you have ended birth and death, you use the raft in cultivation. Once you have ended birth and death, you should put the raft aside. If you do not put the raft aside you have an attachment." -The Diamond Sutra by Rude Tales of Magic
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[UNLOCKED] Encyclopedia Cordelia: Origins of Empire: [UNLOCKED! The Encyclopedia Cordelia is a new mini-show, sort of a "quick bite" or "qui-bi", that explores all the geography, history, and lore of the world of Cordelia. Written by insatiable lore-freak Branson Reese, every episode will be available via our subscribers-only feed. Drink from the black grail, and conjoin with us at patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic by Rude Tales of Magic
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Down for the Count: Metaphorically at-sea and literally in-woods, our heroes struggle to survive encounters with the natives and wildlife of the Teenage Forest. Thirsty provincial royalty, swarms of altered beasts, secret societies, ancient mad scientists, and more await our heroes in the dark hollows of the great woods on this night. But will they all live to see the dawn? Become, with us, the awakened dreamer at patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic by Rude Tales of Magic
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GIANT SIZED New Year's Eve Holiday SPECTACULAR: Meet the industrious dwarves of Flammable Rock Holdings. They're naughty, they're nice, and they've got just a few hours to plan the ultimate company New Year's Eve party. Can they book the talent? Can they find a last minute venue? Can they defeat the giant avatar of Father Time whose inexorable march threatens everything including the passed canapes and champagne tower!?!?! Behold new game masters Ali Fisher and Chris Hastings in this, our first Holiday One Off Spectacular! For real, these two are gonna blow your mind. Happy new year! by Rude Tales of Magic
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Kebin: We got a Kebin situation. by Rude Tales of Magic
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A Murder of Crows: One loose thread hunts another in the shadowed labyrinth of Scrum North, the erstwhile temple-cum-Kenku bandit hideaway. Blades in the dark. Betrayals remembered. Promises made. A new power dips a toe in the water. Can we escape our past? Would we even want to? by Rude Tales of Magic
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Rude Tales of Magic presents "Married to the Sea" LIVE at Union Hall: This episode of Rude Tales of Magic was recorded live in front of a studio audience. Also, it's non-canon so anyone ESPECIALLY STIRFRY can die. by Rude Tales of Magic
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[NEW Miniseries!] Come At The King: Chapter 1: While the original Rude Tales gang waits out quarantine in Stirfry’s pocket (no food), here's a tale from Cordelia's mysterious past: COME AT THE KING, a miniseries set 500 years before the events of Rude Tales! by Rude Tales of Magic
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Buggin' Out: Live free or die? Eat or get eaten? Are you in, or are you out? It's a wild night in the Soaking Valley County Jail as our heroes fight for their freedom and their lives when a jailbreak gets out of control. Exits must be taken. And choices? Ain't so such thing as easy ones, and they all gotta get made, babeee. by Rude Tales of Magic
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[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 5: A single moment of chaos and madness throws the fate of the entire Cordelian Empire into question as our heroes face the final, shocking carnage of the Power Ball. But perhaps the greatest danger they face is merely the darkness within...themselves! Also hello! We have our FIRST T-SHIRTS up for sale at rudetalesofmagic.com. Theeeeeyyyy'rrree GREAT! by Rude Tales of Magic
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Brothers Keeper: The dead speak! Sort of. But there's no peace in the valley today, hombre. A brief respite in the Delighted Wife quickly turns to mystery, danger, and violence. Can our heroes rejoin what malice and circumstance have torn asunder? Can one person ever REALLY know another? Is there life beyond death? ALL answers will be revealed! by Rude Tales of Magic
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Black Lives Matter. Solidarity Forever.: Please visit the link in the show notes and help in any way that you can. by Rude Tales of Magic
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Boys Boys Boys: An uncouth cadre of daredevil saviors waylay our heroes on their journey to destroy the bandits in the north, but perhaps this rambunctious new sect has exactly what our friends so desperately need even if they themselves do not know they need it? Secrets are divined! Hidden romance uncovered! The past comes back to haunt! Tomorrow, in this petty pace, creeps day to day! by Rude Tales of Magic
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Rain of Terror: Snatched! In the midst of hard won revelations and a daring jailhouse rescue, our heroes have been taken by the most freshman cult in Cordelia. What plans do the Fractus stans have in store? Can Count Ivan weather the storm? And who will reckon with the Devil of the Desert? All this and infinitely more, awaits you....if you dare. by Rude Tales of Magic
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Logic and Treason OR: Moving the Goalposts: A battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via  by Rude Tales of Magic
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The Virgin Suisux (with special guest Abdul Aziz): When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty... Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast Spout Lore. You'll be glad you did!! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and&nbs by Rude Tales of Magic
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Do You Believe In MURDER? (With special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield): Our crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ON SALE NOW. Livestream tickets available at the same link!! Thanks again to Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield, and check out their twisted and incredible podcast SKULLTENDERS. You'll be glad you did!! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are by Rude Tales of Magic
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Binge Night: Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINAL*! So I may be a bit biased. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's pr by Rude Tales of Magic
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Jacked Into the Mainframe: Digital Style.0 (with special guest Zac Oyama): Allies scattered. Partnerships tested. Mayors...Anti-ed? All this and more on another incredible of Rude Tales of Magic! Huge thanks to our special guest, Zac Oyama! Be sure to check out his actual play podcast, Rotating Heroes right here on Headgum! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël cr by Rude Tales of Magic
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Rebel Without a Support System (with special guest Jordan Morris): The streets of Piss Harbor are full of folks you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Hell, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in a dark alley. Let's go to a Starbucks! Point is, when the party crosses paths with devil may care bad boy Knee Scraper (special guest JORDAN MORRIS), they're gonna realllly wish they went to a Starbucks. Then at least they'd have Frappucinos! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW. Thanks to our guest, Jordan Morris! Go pre-order his graphic novel Youth Group! You simply must! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probabl by Rude Tales of Magic
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The Polite Child's Guide to Life (With special guest Jamie Loftus): The Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but *gulp* you better listen to make sure!! Thanks to our fantastic guest, Jamie Loftus! Be sure to check out her book, Raw Dog, and listen to her podcast The Bechdel Cast! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and th by Rude Tales of Magic
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A Real Live Adult (with special guest Waleed Mansour): As the crew gets hired to bring in their toughest bounty yet (special guest WALEED MANSOUR), shocking discoveries are made, a widow craves vengeance, and one party member makes the ultimate sacrifice. All this for what's described as notably low pay. But hey, that's just another day in Piss Harbor, baby. Thanks to our delightful guest, Waleed Mansour! Be sure to check him out on his incredible show Sitcom D&D right here on the Headgum Network! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes by Rude Tales of Magic
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Yuletide Kombat Family 3: GREEK GOD EDITION: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…yeah, an open fire tended to by HESTIA! That’s right, the third ever episode of Yuletide Kombat Family is Greek Mythology themed! Listen to Ali Fisher, Carly Monardo, Christopher Hastings, and Joe Lepore fight gods and gift givers alike in this classic holiday game invented and GM’d by Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Tim Platt featuring music from Steve Desiena! A Bucket of Milk Production! Happy Halloween everybody! Yuletide Kombat Family is a holiday fighting game where seasonal opponents fight each other. If you want to play it, go ahead. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul a by Rude Tales of Magic
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The Man in the Arena (with special guest Jon Gabrus): When Piss Harbor Boxer Thickie Thunder (special guest Jon Gabrus) fails to take a fall in a big match, it's up to our heroes (or our bad guys? We're still sorting that out), to capture him for money. As long as there are no complications this episode should be about 15 minutes long! *Show Notes writer sees episode length* Gulp! Big thanks to our guest, Jon Gabrus! Be sure to check out his podcasts High and Mighty and ActionBoyz, and his TruTV show 101 Places to Party Before You Die! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sou by Rude Tales of Magic
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