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Millie's Mum
Millie's Mum
Millie's Mum
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Millie's Mum

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Millie's mum is always getting her words wrong. This makes things difficult not only for Millie but also for just about everyone else. But Millie has a brilliant idea to help. In fact, you might say it's a brilliantly brilliant idea...

LanguageEnglish
PublisherDavid Elvar
Release dateJan 16, 2025
ISBN9798230219026
Millie's Mum
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David Elvar

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    Millie's Mum - David Elvar

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    Millie's mum is a scatterbrain .

    She's always forgetting where she's supposed to be going, she's always forgetting what she's supposed to be doing, and she's always, always muddling her words.

    Most people muddle their words now and then but not the way Millie's mum muddles hers. You see, she doesn't just muddle them, she positively jumbles them. She'll swap words around. She'll swap bits of words with bits of other words. She'll swap bits of words with bits of other words then swap those bits with bits of yet more words. It can get very complicated, sometimes.

    Hearing her speak is like nothing you've ever heard before. She'll say 'mottle of bilk' instead of 'bottle of milk.' She'll say 'wottle of bine' instead of 'bottle of wine.' Curiously, though, you will never hear her saying 'bottle of beer' instead of 'bottle of beer.' Strange, that.

    So that's Millie's mum, a mum who muddles and more than muddles her words. In fact, you might even say she speaks her own language. The trouble is, no one else does, and this sometimes makes things rather difficult for anyone

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