Nicky Deuce: Home for the Holidays

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The sky was gray. The trees were bare. Winter had come to Carrington.

Nicholas Borelli II, also known as Nicky Deuce, stared out at the dim afternoon as the smell of his mother’s lentil soup rose through the house like a fog. It would be dinnertime soon.

Nicky sighed. Nothing interesting had happened that day. Nothing interesting would happen the next day. He closed his math book and went downstairs to eat.

Over dinner, his parents exchanged concerned looks.

Nicholas, your mother and I have been talking, his father said. You miss Brooklyn, don’t you?

Nicky said, Kind of.

You miss Grandma Tutti, and Uncle Frankie. And your friend Tommy?

Yeah. We had fun this summer, Nicky said.

His father nodded. You’re not having much fun now, are you?

I have fun, Nicky said. Sometimes …

You haven’t been to the skate park or the bike park in weeks, his mother said. I haven’t even seen you drawing.

It was true. He hadn’t sketched anything in ages. Nothing seemed interesting enough to sketch.

And you haven’t been eating, ever since you came back from New York, his mother said. Look! You’ve hardly touched your lentils!

Nicky stared at the bowl of brown mush in front of him.

So we’ve been thinking, his father said. How about spending Christmas and New Year’s with Grandma Tutti, and Uncle Frankie?

Nicky beamed. I get to go back to Brooklyn?

Better than that, his mother said. They’re coming to visit you!

"Uncle Frankie and Grandma Tutti in Carrington?"

And Tommy, too, if his mother says it’s all right, Nicky’s mother added. Isn’t that a good idea?

A good idea? It was a great idea. Nicky said, Yeah! Wow.

We’ve got it all worked out, his father said. Grandma Tutti and Uncle Frankie will come before Christmas. Tommy will come on Christmas, and all the guys from the old neighborhood will come right after that. We’ll throw them all a giant party on New Year’s Day.

Wow, Nicky said again. Which guys?

All of them! his father said. Jimmy, Oscar, Bobby, Charlie and Sallie.

Maybe with his daughter, Donna, his mother added, and winked at his father.

So, his father said, what do you think?

Wow, Nicky said again, and dashed off to his room. Yes!

Nicholas! his mother called. You haven’t finished your lentils!

Nicky flipped open his laptop and began IM’ing his pals.

chk it out, he typed, my dad’s throwing a huge new yrs party, grandma tutti and my uncle frankie and my friend tommy from brooklyn are coming + all frankie’s goomba friends. SO GOOD!

Three IMs came back right away. The first said, remind me, wuts a goomba?

Nicky sighed. There was going to be a lot of explaining todo.

The previous summer, Nicky had thought he was going to camp. But the sewage system there had blown up, so his parents had sent him to Brooklyn to stay with Grandma Tutti. He hadn’t wanted to go. His grandmother was nice, but … Brooklyn?

Then he had gotten there, and so much had happened so fast that Nicky didn’t even remember it all. Nicky and Tommy had snuck into the movies, gone into business with a con man, and found themselves with a bootleg copy of BlackPlanet Two—the hottest computer game in the world—months before it was in stores. Then they’d been kidnapped by gangsters. Just when it had looked like they were doomed, Uncle Frankie had busted in and saved the day. An incredible adventure—all true.

The entire time, Nicky had thought his uncle was a gangster. Uncle Frankie kept weird hours and hung out with guys with names like Jimmy the Iceman, Oscar the Undertaker, Charlie Cement and Sallie the Butcher. People on the street treated Frankie with respect, like he was a Mafia godfather or something.

It had turned out he was an undercover police detective. He’d rescued Nicky and Tommy and put the kidnappers in jail.

In other words, it had been the greatest summer of Nicky’s life. Everything since had seemed dull and boring.

Until now. Suddenly Christmas and New Year’s in Carrington looked pretty exciting.

For the next three weeks, the Borelli household was alive with activity. Day and night, delivery trucks and repair vans went up and down their quiet tree-lined street, past the rolling lawns and curving drives, past the elegant old Cape Cods with their rooftop observation decks, and the newer brick and stone colonials with their four-car garages.

Nicky’s parents were busy preparing for the holiday season. His father arranged to rent a nearby bed-and-breakfast for his pals and their families. His mother arranged to have the living room painted. His father hired a caterer and a valet parking service. His mother hired a florist and had invitations printed.

As the holiday neared, Mr. Borelli’s driver, Clarence, helped by picking up and dropping off packages of wine and liquor and party decorations. He spent an entire weekend hanging Christmas lights on the front of the house.

Clarence even spent an afternoon taking Nicky to do his Christmas shopping, first at the shops on Main Street and then at the mall by the interstate. Nicky was a good shopper. He had his own debit card and knew what he wanted. He bought a new terry cloth robe for his mother. He bought a black cashmere scarf for Grandma Tutti. For his father he got a tracksuit, sort of like the ones Uncle Frankie’s goomba pals wore in Brooklyn. He bought Tommy a Super Phat Trux skateboard.

When Clarence went to get the car, Nicky sneaked back into the mall and bought a pair of leather driving gloves he’d seen Clarence admiring while they’d bought his father’s tracksuit. Nicky put the gloves in the bottom of the skateboard bag so that Clarence wouldn’t see them.

Most of the other holiday preparations went on without him. He was busy with his schoolwork—or he was supposed to be. Every time he said, Can I help? his mother answered, After you finish your schoolwork. But he never finished his schoolwork. There was always another chapter of English to read, or another math problem to do, or another science test to prepare for.

Because his parents had been kind enough to buy him a PSP, an Xbox 360 and an iPod, Nicky felt obliged to spend a certain amount of time each day using those things. Some days there just wasn’t any time left to finish studying.

Besides, he had to keep up with his friends. With IM’ing and talking on the telephone and posting on his MySpace page, Nicky kept busy. One night, he scanned a drawing of Grandma Tutti and a newspaper article about Uncle Frankie and posted them to three of his friends. Within an hour, he had IMs from Chad and Jordan—kewl, dude, i like cops, Jordan wrote—and a phone call from his friend Noah.

Your uncle looks like a gangster, Noah said.

I know, Nicky told him. That’s what I thought he was. He had guns in his room, and he had these friends with names like ‘Sallie the Butcher’ and ‘Oscar the Undertaker.’ I thought he was, like, the Godfather.

Is he the one that gave you the gangster nickname— Nicky Deuce?

Yeah, that was his idea.

But Tommy was the real tough guy, though—right? He’s the one who saved you from that gang—when they were going to beat you to a pulp?

That’s kind of exaggerating, Nicky said. They were just—

He’s the one who taught you how to stand up to Dirk Van Allen, Noah said. That’s all I need to know.

Dirk Van Allen! The very name made Nicky’s heart thud a little more heavily in his chest. Dirk Van Allen! The biggest bully in Carrington.

Nicky had known Dirk since they were little kids, and Nicky had been scared of him since preschool. Dirk was big and strong—bigger and stronger than Nicky, anyway—and he was mean, too. He’d push a kid down and take his lunch. He’d push a kid down and take his ball. He’d push a kid down just for the fun of it.

In first grade, Dirk had knocked Nicky off the monkey bars. In third grade, Dirk had balled up his fists and said, Dare you to fight, chicken.

You are a noxious Neanderthal, Nicky had said—for he had just learned those new vocabulary words.

It stopped the bully in his tracks. Neanderthal, eh? he said. What’s that?

For a long time after that, Nicky could slow Dirk down, or stop him altogether, by insulting him with unusual words. You are a malingering miscreant, he said once. You are a belligerent baboon.

But even Dirk Van Allen couldn’t be fooled forever. In fifth grade, during a field trip from Carrington to the Museum of Modern Art in Manhattan, Dirk and a friend wanted the bus seat Nicky was sharing with Noah.

Dirk said, Out.

Nicky said, Dirk, you are a simpering—

Dirk didn’t wait for the rest. He grabbed Nicky in a headlock and said, "Out, Borelli, now. Or I’ll tear your head off."

That was the last time Nicky had tangled with him, until that winter. Nicky was sitting in the cafeteria watching Dirk and one of his friends bully Walter Wager out of his lunch money. Walter was a chubby kid, bigger than Dirk or his friend, but he looked scared.

Nicky put his head down on his table and thought, If Tommy was here, he’d straighten them out.

He imagined Tommy rescuing Walter, the same way he’d rescued Nicky on the first day of school in Brooklyn. He’d grab Dirk by the scruff of his neck and say, Hey, you. Pick on someone your own size. Dirk would quiver with fear. He’d say, We don’t want any trouble here. And Tommy would say, "Well, you got trouble—with me. Buzz off before I brain you."

Dirk would slink away in shame. Tommy would be a hero. And Nicky, the boy who’d brought him to Carring-ton, would be a hero, too. Dirk’s victims would all gather around. Three cheers for Nicky Deuce! Three cheers for Nicky Deuce!

Wake up, princess.

Nicky jerked his head up. Dirk and his sidekick were standing over him.

Like all the Carrington boys, they wore gray slacks, white shirts, blue sports coats and blue ties. Dirk wore his like a wannabe rapper—tie hanging loose, shirttail out, pants hanging low.

We’re collecting donations for my favorite charity, Dirk said. Me. So cough it up.

Nicky had a dollar in his pocket. Was saving a dollar worth getting roughed up? Or was making Dirk go away worth a dollar?

He tried to think of what Tommy would do. He tried to remember what Tommy had told him to do about the bullies in Brooklyn.

He couldn’t. He reached into his pocket. This is all I have.

"One crummy buck—from a spoiled rich kid like you?" Dirk said.

Nicky was a spoiled rich kid? Dirk’s father was one of the richest, most powerful men in Carrington—treasurer of the Carrington Country Club, chairman of the Carrington Chamber of Commerce. Being called spoiled by Dirk Van Allen? That made Nicky mad.

He stood up, snatched the money out of Dirk’s hand and said, Forget about the dollar, Dirk, and buzz off.

Dirk looked stunned. No one talked back to Dirk Van Allen. He said, Buzz off? Or else what?

I’ll get Walter and all the other kids you’ve extorted money from to march down to the principal’s office and make a report.

Yeah, right, Dirk said, but he started moving away. "Next time I see you, you’d better have more money for me. Nerd."

Walter Wager had told the story to all Nicky’s friends. Noah had called him that night and said, I heard about you and Van Allen today. Pretty cool.

It wasn’t any big deal, Nicky said.

I want you to teach me what you said to him.

All I said was ‘buzz off,’ Nicky said.

"Well, it was how you said it, Noah replied. That’s what I want to learn. I want those tough-guy lessons you had in Brooklyn."

My friend Tommy is coming to visit, Nicky said. You can get your tough-guy lessons from him.

2

The holiday preparations were almost complete. Nicky’s mother had put new towels and soaps in the guest bathrooms. The gardener had planted poinsettias in the flower beds. Nicky and Clarence had picked out two beautiful Christmas trees—a huge one for the front yard, and a smaller one for the living room. Nicky and his mother spent an afternoon and an