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    Best Old Folks Jokes Ever
    Best Old Folks Jokes Ever
    Best Old Folks Jokes Ever
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    Best Old Folks Jokes Ever

    By Chantelle Grace

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    I woke up this morning and forgot which direction the sun rises from... then it dawned on me.

     

    I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me.

     


    Aging gets old after a while. Pun intended. Gone are the days when you can remember why you went into the kitchen, what medications you are taking for what, and whether you hurt your neck doing something amazing or you just slept funny (and it's not really funny because, quite honestly, you don't know if your neck will ever work properly again).


     


    When you need to find humor in the not-somarvellous life changes, pick up Best Old Folks Jokes Ever and chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older. That's literally everyone. A little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.


     
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
    Release dateMay 17, 2021
    ISBN9781424562916
    Best Old Folks Jokes Ever
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    Chantelle Grace

    CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves art, music, and competitive games. As she works her way through medical school, she knows it’s important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When she’s not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota. 

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      Best Old Folks Jokes Ever - Chantelle Grace

      SIGNS OF THE TIMES

      Two old guys, George and Pete, went to the movies.

      A few minutes after it started, George heard Pete rustling around, searching on the floor under his seat.

      What are you doing? asked George.

      Pete, a little grumpy by this time, replied, I had a caramel in my mouth, and it dropped out. I can’t find it.

      George said, Forget it! It will be too dirty by now.

      I have to find it, said Pete. My teeth are in it!

      Seeing her friend Patty wearing a new locket, Edith asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

      Yes, says Patty, a lock of my husband’s hair.

      But Henry’s still alive.

      I know, but his hair is gone.

      I knew my husband’s hearing had deteriorated after our friend who was new to the city asked where he could meet some singles.

      Well, said my husband, I see them in the McDonalds parking lot diving for fries.

      Dear, I intervened, he said singles… not seagulls.

      An elderly man visited the doctor for a checkup.

      Mr. Smith, you’re in great shape, said the doctor. How do you do it?

      Well, said Mr. Smith, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me.

      Concerned, the doctor finds Mrs. Smith in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said.

      I don’t think that’s anything to worry about, she said. And on the bright side, it does explain who’s been peeing in the fridge.

      An older gentleman was invited to his friends’ home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the

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