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THE BOOK IS A COLLECTION OF PUNS BASED ON PICTURES. PUN, ALSO KNOWN AS PARONOMASIA, IS A HUMOROUS PLAY ON WORDS. THE WORD PLAYS OF THIS PIECE ARE MOSTLY BASED ON UNSUSUAL NAMES OF TOWNS. ENJOY THESE PUNS!
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Come To Dance Instead Of Dancing To Come! - Theobaldo Vieira Monteiro
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T H E O M O N T E I R O
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D A N C I N G T O C O M E
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T H E O B A L D O V I E I R A M O N T E I R O
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FULL NAME
THEOBALDO VIEIRA MONTEIRO
NATIONALITY
BRAZILIAN
OCCUPATION
TEACHER
FAVORITE COLOR
GREEN
ISSUE
PATRICK AND LUCCA
WIFE
ANA MÁRCIA OLIVEIRA MONTEIRO
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INALDO DE SOUZA MONTEIRO
MOM
MARIA VIEIRA MONTEIRO
SIBLINGS
ALLAN KARDEC, SINARA AND JANINE
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