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    The Bath Mysteries: A Bobby Owen Mystery
    The Bath Mysteries: A Bobby Owen Mystery
    The Bath Mysteries: A Bobby Owen Mystery
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    The Bath Mysteries: A Bobby Owen Mystery

    By E. R. Punshon

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    Bobby Owen is on a mission of unusual delicacy, finding himself conducting an investigation which involves his own titled but impecunious family. This time the cards were stacked against Bobby. He knew full well the cause of his cousin's mysterious disappearance, but he could not understand the baffling circumstances surrounding Ronnie Owen's death. Ronnie was a drunkard, but even a drunkard has sufficient presence of mind to refrain from remaining in a tub of boiling water for thirty-six hours! Was Ronnie's death caused accidentally, or was it a deliberate case of murder? Moreover, why had Ronnie taken out a heavy insurance policy shortly before his death? The Bath Mysteries is the seventh of E.R. Punshon's acclaimed Bobby Owen mysteries, first published in 1936 and part of a series which eventually spanned thirty-five novels. Praise"What is distinction? The few who achieve it step - plot or no plot - unquestioned into the first rank… in the works of Mr. E.R. Punshon we salute it every time." Dorothy L. Sayers"Mr E.R. Punshon is one of the most entertaining and readable of our sensational novelists because his characters really live and are not merely pegs from which a mystery depends." Punch
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDean Street Press
    Release dateAug 3, 2015
    ISBN9781910570371
    The Bath Mysteries: A Bobby Owen Mystery

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      The Bath Mysteries - E. R. Punshon

      CHAPTER 1

      FAMILY CONFERENCE

      Detective-Sergeant Bobby Owen, leaving the Park, crossed Carlton Lane. Through the dark shadows cast by a cliff-like block of flats opposite he passed on, round the mews, into stately Carlton Square itself, where on the north side, No. 1, the ancestral home of his race, sprawled its interminable and depressing length.

      Bobby surveyed it with a sigh, thinking what a difference would be made in the family fortunes if only legal complication, jointures, mortgages, reversions, Lord knew what, permitted it to be pulled down, and a new block of spacious, super-luxury, one-room flats erected in its stead. But that could not be – at least, not without a special Act of Parliament whereof the expense would eat up all possible profit; and so Bobby sighed again, and then cast a glance of professional interest at the third window from the southeast corner on the top floor, that of the room where legend told that, a hundred and fifty years ago, a servant-maid had been murdered in mysterious circumstances never cleared up. Then, ascending the steps leading to the huge front doors, he knocked; and as from the very bowels of the earth a thin voice floated up to him.

      Beg pardon, sir, it said, I can’t get them doors open; they haven’t been used so long they’ve stuck someway, or else it’s the lock. His lordship was proper vexed.

      Descending to the street-level again, and peering over iron railings, Bobby saw, far below, the ancient retainer of the house whose services had been rewarded – or punished – by the job of caretaker of this mansion, which none of the Lords of Hirlpool had been able to afford to inhabit for three-quarters of a century past.

      Do you mind coming this way, sir? quavered again the voice from the depths. His lordship had to, and proper vexed he was, too.

      Righto, said Bobby, and accordingly descended the long flight of steps that led down to the area door, where the old caretaker waited. Bit of a climb, he commented; if uncle had to, I can believe he didn’t like it. Do you have to climb those steps every time you want to go out?

      Oh, no, sir, answered the caretaker, there’s the back door, sir, opening on the mews, but it’s nearly ten minutes’ walk to get round there from here. This way, sir.

      Bobby followed the old man through a series of grim, dark, chill, dust-strewn chambers, compared with which the vaults of the Spanish Inquisition would surely have seemed cheery, homely abiding places. They came to a spot whence steep and narrow stone steps led both up and down, though whether to a gloom more intense above or below was hard to say. But it seemed to prove that even beneath these depths there stretched depths lower still.

      Good Lord, Bobby said. Are there cellars under these?

      These aren’t the cellars, sir, answered the other rebukingly. This is the basement floor. Over there’s what used to be the kitchen, and that’s the door of the old servants’ hall. Very spacious apartment, sir, and very different everything looked when there was a staff of twenty or more busy here.

      It’s a wonder they didn’t die of T.B. or rheumatism, observed Bobby, peering into the dark cavern that once had been a kitchen. Probably they did, though. What about the breakfast bacon? How long does it take to get from kitchen to dining-room?

      The caretaker considered the point carefully.

      I don’t think it would take more than ten minutes, he decided; not much more, anyhow. His lordship will be waiting, sir, he added; her ladyship, too.

      Oh, has granny got here already? Bobby said. All right, I’ll cut along. What about Mrs. Ronnie? Has she turned up?

      Yes, sir, she came the first. They’re all there except Mr. Chris. Mr. Norris came immediate after Mrs. Ronnie. It’s the small room to the right at the top of the big stair.

      Right, I’ll find my way; don’t you bother, Bobby said, and began to ascend the steps leading to the upper regions of the house.

      As he went he wondered again what could be the meaning of this family conference to which his uncle, Lord Hirlpool, had summoned him; his grandmother, the dowager Lady Hirlpool; his cousin by marriage, Cora, who was Mrs. Ronald Owen; his other cousin, Chris Owen, the heir to the title and the family mortgages, debts, tithes, income-tax, and all the rest of the financial encumbrances that went with their old and historic name; and finally Dick Norris. He wondered, too, why Dick Norris had been included, since Norris was not one of the family, though he had been a very intimate friend of the vanished Ronnie Owen. It was a friendship that had been formed and consolidated on the links, for Norris was a famous amateur golfer, known to a wide circle through the articles he contributed to the golfing press under various pseudonyms, as B. Unkert,, N.B. Luck, and others, all in the breezy, healthy type of humour that made him so popular a writer.

      Hope, Bobby thought uneasily, as he groped his way up the dark, twisting steps, Ronnie hasn’t been up to something they think I can hush up because I’m at the Yard.

      But he did not think this very likely, as, though Ronnie had been wild and reckless enough, and had been badly involved in that disastrous and scandalous divorce case after which he had vanished from the ken of all his former friends and acquaintances, including his justly offended wife, he was not likely to have mixed himself up in anything of a criminal nature – at least, not unless he had been more badly drunk even than usual.

      Must be something pretty serious, though, Bobby told himself, as he emerged from the stairs and discovered he was by no means certain which was now the right direction to take.

      However, after one or two attempts that brought him back to his starting-place, he arrived at last in the huge sepulchral entrance-hall, a bare, desolate void ringed round by possibly the worst collection of statuary in the whole wide world.

      From the centre of this hall there rose the great double stair; so magnificent in marble and gilt, it would have done credit to almost any tea shop or cinema in the land. Indeed, one well-known provincial department store had recently made a tempting offer for it, though, unfortunately, trust deeds prevented its sale.

      At the top of these stairs Bobby turned to the right, and, guided by the sound of voices, found his way to a small room at an angle of the building. Its door was open, and into it daylight streamed through one open and unshuttered window. At a second window a tall, thin, elderly man, with a long, thin, melancholy face, a very short body, and very long legs, was engaged in a free-for-all struggle with shutters that seemed as fixed as the decrees of fate. A woman’s voice said:

      Chrissy, dear, if they won’t open, get Mr. Norris to swot ’em with a chair or something.

      My dear mother, answered gloomily the man at the window, maintenance and repair are ruining me as it is.

      He made a final effort, retired defeated before those immovable shutters, and turned round as Bobby entered the room.

      Morning, uncle, Bobby said to him. Hullo, granny, he said to the lady who had advised the swotting of the difficult shutters, and he dropped a kiss upon her hair, that would very likely have been grey had either she or her maid ever dreamed of permitting such a thing. To a dark, tall, slim, sombre-looking, youngish, very handsome woman who was smoking cigarettes opposite, he said: How do, Cora? With a big, loose-limbed, brown-faced man in plus fours who was Dick Norris, and who was seated in the background, straddling a chair with his face to its back and his arms resting thereon, he exchanged silent nods, and again he wondered why Norris was there. Most likely there was nothing in it, but there had been stories that Norris, too, had been a competitor for Cora’s hand, and that the disappointment had been bitter when she bestowed it upon Ronnie Owen.

      Bobby’s uncle, Lord Hirlpool, the tall, thin man, mumbled an indistinct reply to his greeting. The dowager patted his hand absently. Cora took not the slightest notice, but lighted another cigarette, though the one she was smoking was but half finished. Bobby asked himself whether it was quite an accident that her back was turned to Norris, while Norris, in his reverse position on the chair he straddled, was exactly behind her, his curiously expressionless, light blue eyes fixed full upon her. Of a feeling of tension, of expectation, in the room, Bobby was at once aware, and he began to think that perhaps Cora and Dick Norris were intending to get married – or, rather, to do without getting married, since Ronnie’s disappearance only dated from about three years back. No denying that Ronnie had treated Cora disgracefully, and perhaps there had been some foundation for the stories representing Dick Norris as a disappointed rival, though there had never seemed to be any breach in his friendship with Ronnie. Even when the scandal broke upon a London most delightfully shocked, Dick had still stood by Ronnie when others of his friends deserted him. Emerging abruptly from deep thought, Lady Hirlpool said:

      If only we could let the place – even if there’s no one left in England with money enough to live here, surely some American millionaire...?

      American millionaires, her son answered bitterly, think of nothing but bathrooms. The last one wanted nine put in, five for the family and four for the servants. Imagine the miles of plumbing...

      Why not, suggested Bobby helpfully, flood the basement and call it a swimming pool? Very likely you would catch a film star then.

      Lord Hirlpool did not seem to think much of the suggestion. He looked at his watch and mumbled:

      Chris ought to be here by now. He’s always late.

      A slow and hesitating step sounded without, paused as if in doubt, and then came on, and there entered languidly a youngish man of middle height with the long, melancholy face and legs too long in proportion to the body that often characterized members of the family of Owen of Hirlpool, and that Bobby himself was thankful some trick of Mendelism had allowed him to escape. The newcomer was Christopher Owen, eldest nephew to Lord Hirlpool, who was a childless widower and to whom, therefore, Chris was heir- presumptive. It followed that he was also grandson to the dowager Lady Hirlpool, cousin by marriage to Cora Owen, cousin by blood to the missing Ronnie Owen and to Detective-Sergeant Bobby Owen, and anything but friend to Dick Norris, with whom he had had in the past certain complicated financial relations which had ended in a common loss and mutual ill-feeling. He was the proprietor of a small antique shop, of which the extremely fluctuating profits afforded him his means of livelihood, and he had the reputation of often picking up for a pound or two in the houses of his friends and acquaintances bits of china, drawings, old furniture, and so on, that afterwards he disposed of on trips to America at a fantastic profit. But it was also believed that most of what he gained in business he promptly lost again, gambling on the Stock Exchange. He had a considerable reputation as what is vulgarly called a lady-killer, since his long, melancholy face had its own attractiveness, his eyes could take on a look of infinite appeal, and many women seemed unable to resist the languid and melancholy indifference of his manner that seemed positively to challenge them to relieve it. Often they managed to convince themselves that that was a breaking heart which was in reality only wonder whether an offer of a couple of guineas for the bit of Sèvres – worth ten – on the mantelpiece would be accepted or resented. He spoke with a slight, indeed very slight, stutter, intermittent and at times scarcely perceptible, and yet, in a general way, oddly noticeable. Slight as it was, it had had a great effect on his life, it had made impossible for him a stage career to which he had been strongly drawn and for which he had real aptitude, and at Cambridge it had been the cause of his having been sent down without taking his degree. Absurdly sensitive always to what was a very trifling defect, he had resented so strongly a mocking imitation of it given by a fellow-undergraduate, at a party at which the cocktails had been frequent and strong, as to express that resentment in terms of a carving knife. A serious criminal charge had been narrowly averted; there had even been a few hours when a death and a charge of murder had seemed a possibility; in the end the injured man’s lie that he had inflicted the injury himself had been accepted. But the incident had brought Chris’s university career to a conclusion, and with it his hopes of entering the Civil Service with an eye upon the Foreign Office. Now, the moment he entered the room he announced gloomily, his little stutter more marked than usual:

      T-t-those Chippendale chairs I bought at the Lawes sale are all duds – made in Birmingham year before last. R-rather a bore – means I shall drop a couple of hundred on them.

      Hard times all round, agreed the brown-faced Norris. It’s hardly any good writing anything about golf – every editor you try has a drawerful of stuff already. All they want to know is if you’ve won the Open, and, if you haven’t, then yours goes down the drain.

      You shouldn’t buy duds, Chris, his grandmother told him tartly. Antique dealers sell duds, they don’t buy ’em. Having delivered herself of this aphorism, Lady Hirlpool turned to Norris: Why don’t you turn pro, Mr. Norris? she demanded. They make plenty of money; they charge you a guinea for advising you to buy one of their own clubs at twice what they paid for it.

      I know, sighed Norris, but if you’re a pro you have to compete with pros – not good enough.

      Got any tips to give away? asked Chris, dangling eyeglasses of which he had no need, since his sight was excellent – the eyeglasses were in reality powerful magnifiers, enabling him to give a close examination to objects on which he seemed to be bestowing a merely casual glance.

      Norris answered this inquiry for tips by a dismal shake of the head.

      The last three blokes I wasted a spot of coaching on stood me one dinner, one week-end invite, and one ‘Thanks awfully’ between them, he said dejectedly, and one of them knew jolly well what was going to happen to ‘Emmies’ and never said a word.

      Too bad, murmured Chris, more sympathetically than believingly. To Cora, Chris added: I don’t know when I shall be able to pay back that couple of thou.

      Cora took not the least notice of this remark. She might not have heard, and yet they all felt in her a kind of hidden heat of attention, as though no word was spoken but was fuel to some secret fire in her. Chris’s remark had reference to a sum of £2,000 Ronnie Owen had lent to him in a mood of unusual benevolence, affluence, and less unusual intoxication. That, of course, had been before the crash, and Bobby remembered the occasion well, for he had chanced that night to be in his cousins’ company; had had made to himself, but had not accepted, similar generous offers; and had admired a fur coat in ocelot skin Ronnie had happened to see in a shop window, taken a fancy to, and bought then and there for Cora. She had been less grateful in that she had already two fur coats, and did not care for ocelot fur or consider that it suited her. The loan to Chris had been for the purpose of buying out an unsatisfactory partner in the antique business and for extending it, and the windfall which had permitted Ronnie to display such all-round generosity had been the result of a highly successful speculation in gold-mine shares, undertaken on the strength of information passed on by Dick Norris that it was commonly said he had failed to act on himself since he had not believed it reliable – otherwise he would not have passed it on but kept it to himself, was the unkind comment generally added when the story was told. By an added irony of fate, it was only this lucky hit, resulting in such unusual affluence – for the £2,000 lent to Chris had been a comparatively small part of the gain – that had put Ronnie in a position to propose to Cora. Chris said to her now:

      No news yet of Ronnie, I suppose?

      Yes, she answered. I believe he’s been murdered.

      CHAPTER 2

      A TASK FOR BOBBY

      The last word fell like a stone into a quiet pond. One could almost see the slow ripples of surprise, horror, incredulity, spreading in each listener’s mind – but incredulity predominating. Lady Hirlpool was the first to speak. She said protestingly, a little with the air of thus finally disposing of the matter:

      My dear Cora!

      Cora picked up the half-smoked stump of one of the cigarettes she had discarded and put it between her lips without appearing to notice that it had long been extinguished.

      I expect I shall begin to scream soon, she remarked dispassionately.

      Oh, I say... Cora, exclaimed Norris, his first expression of blank disbelief changing to one of acute alarm.

      When people start to scream at the Yard, observed Bobby as dispassionately as Cora, we just let ’em. Then we go on when they’re through.

      His grandmother turned on him with a flash of genuine indignation.

      I call that simply brutal, she declared heatedly.

      So do they, granny, agreed Bobby.

      Lady Hirlpool snorted, and took refuge in her lipstick.

      Lord Hirlpool said:

      It’s because of this idea of Cora’s that I asked you to come along here. Mother’s flat is too small.

      ’Tisn’t, snapped Lady Hirlpool, still indignant. I can get two bridge tables in quite easily, and three if someone sits in the lobby.

      Besides, it’s in West Kensington, Lord Hirlpool added clinchingly. He still thought of West Kensington as others think of Central Africa, and, before his mother could frame another angry protest, he went on: At my hotel one can’t be private, so I thought it would be better to meet here to talk.

      If I had known, interposed Norris, I would have suggested my place. I’ve a flat in Park Lane now, you know, he added with a certain complacence, since this suggested an affluence altogether new and the more unexpected in view of his recent lament over the present difficulty of selling articles about golf in a world in which possibly not everyone played golf, but certainly everyone wrote about it.

      But... murdered? protested Chris, as if the word had only just sunk into his mind. Old Ronnie... murdered...? Oh, come...

      If Cora has any facts to go on, Bobby pointed out, himself incredulous, she ought to give information to the C.I.D.

      Well, you’re the C.I.D., aren’t you? asked Chris. Jolly good, too; people like it, when you’re buying bits of things from them, if you tell them you’ve a cousin in the C.I.D. Makes them feel so safe, he added, his voice the soft purr of a cat lazily absorbing a saucerful of cream.

      Bobby, very indignant at this shameless use of a family connection, tried to think of some effective protest, but failed. All he could do was to grumble out:

      I’m not the C.I.D. I’m a detective-sergeant, and a detective-sergeant is just an errand-boy running about where he’s told. It’s the big hats upstairs do the brainwork. If Cora’s got anything to show...

      I’ve this, said Cora, and put a signet ring on the table. It was Ronnie’s.

      It was offered me, explained Lord Hirlpool, by a dealer who had noticed the crest and motto and thought I might like to buy it for family reasons – it was a man in quite a small way out in Islington, added Lord Hirlpool, explanatory, since it was obvious no West End dealer would ever have thought of Lord Hirlpool as a likely market for the purchase of anything whatever. I thought the ring must be Ronnie’s from the description, but to make sure I went to see. It had been pawned.

      Oh, well, nothing in that, observed Dick Norris as the speaker paused; for, indeed, to Norris, in spite of his present remarkable Park Lane affluence, the pawnshop still seemed the natural and indeed inevitable home for all unattached jewellery.

      Ronnie would never have parted with it, Cora said, her long-extinguished cigarette still between her lips.

      Oh, well, when a chap’s put to it, Chris observed tolerantly. He himself was not without experience in such matters.

      Ronnie would have starved first, Cora insisted.

      It was not Ronnie who pawned it, Lord Hirlpool said. It was his widow.

      Widow? repeated Bobby, a little uneasily.

      Widow, repeated Cora. But not me.

      The pawnbroker made inquiries, Lord Hirlpool went on. The ring is of some value – he advanced £30 on it, and I suppose rings worth that much don’t often turn up in Islington. He found it had been the property of a man on whom an inquest had been held a few days previously. The name was given as Ronald Oliver. If any of us saw the report of the inquest in the paper, that name wouldn’t suggest anything. It was mentioned in the evidence that Mr. Oliver had recently taken out an insurance on his life for £10,000, as well as an accident insurance for another £10,000. Both amounts were paid.

      Well, that couldn’t have been Ronnie, Chris pointed out. Rotten heart, always getting knocked up, daren’t even run for a bus. No company would have insured him for ten thousand pence.

      Then why had he Ronnie’s ring? Cora asked, looking with an air of surprise at the cigarette-end she had just taken from her mouth, as if wondering how it had got there.

      When pawning the ring, Lord Hirlpool went on, Mrs. Oliver explained that the insurance was all taken up by business liabilities. Mr. Oliver was described at the inquest as a stock and share dealer, but apparently not a member of the Stock Exchange.

      Well, that’s nothing against him, said Norris, somewhat defiantly. Just as straight blokes outside as inside – straighter, if you ask me.

      As well as the life policy there was an accident policy – both for ten thousand, Bobby repeated thoughtfully. Do you know if they were recent? he asked.

      The accident policy had been taken out only three months before, Lord Hirlpool answered.

      Nothing in that, observed Norris. I took one out myself for £20,000 only the other day. He smiled, and seemed inclined to wink, but did not. Useful in business sometimes, and blokes don’t always spot the difference between an accident and a whole-life policy. You can always raise a bit of coin on a policy with a good company.

      I suppose the company made some inquiries before they paid? Bobby remarked. What was the verdict at the inquest?

      Death by misadventure.

      What caused it? Bobby asked.

      Lord Hirlpool hesitated, and looked at Cora. She put both hands on the table before her, holding them firmly together. In a loud, clear voice she said:

      Boiling.

      What? said Bobby, thinking he had misunderstood. Cora got up and walked out of the room.

      Boiling, repeated Lord Hirlpool.

      But, good Lord, protested Chris, you mean he scalded himself... kettle of boiling water...?

      No, I don’t, said Lord Hirlpool. The evidence showed he died in his bath from the effects of boiling water coming from a lighted geyser during approximately thirty-six hours.

      I think I’ll go and see what Cora’s doing, said Lady Hirlpool, getting up and following her niece.

      She means she’s going to be sick somewhere, said Lord Hirlpool gloomily. It does make you feel a bit like that.

      Yes, but hang it all, spluttered Chris. Well, I mean... how could it – happen?

      The evidence, said Lord Hirlpool, "was to the effect that Ronnie – Mr. Oliver – was the worse for drink when he returned on Saturday night to the flat he occupied alone. The charwoman he employed didn’t come on week-ends. It was only when she arrived on Monday morning that what had happened was discovered. The flat is in a big new building, meant chiefly for working people, and the overflow from the bath ran off into a main waste-pipe, so there was nothing to attract attention there. Neighbours said that ‘the gentleman often came home jolly.’ They thought nothing of it when he was seen like that on this occasion. It seems quite clear Ronnie was alone. There was a half-empty whisky bottle in the bathroom. The suggestion adopted was that Ronnie had decided to have a bath, possibly

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