Superman is an Arab: On God, marriage, macho men and other disastrous inventions

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Why this book?

If you do not tell the truth about yourself, you cannot tell it about other people.

Virginia Woolf

The poem

Lost and found

The best book I will ever write

is hidden somewhere

under the books I have already written:

I know it.

And maybe

just maybe

if I search well and long enough

I will find it

someday.

… Yet something keeps telling me

that the best book I will ever write

is none other than those black scraps of dirt

stuck under my fingernails:

my stubborn fingernails

never tired of digging.

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The rant

In praise of egoism

That is part of the beauty of all literature. You discover that your longings are universal longings, that you’re not lonely and isolated from anyone. You belong.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Allow me to say it as frankly and bluntly as possible: I don’t write because I want to change the world. It is not my key aim to change the world (assuming I could). It is not my key aim, either, to turn the hopeful monotheists into aware atheists. Let the monotheists bathe in the bliss of their illusions. It is not my key aim to convince the machos of the necessity of respecting women and their dignity. The machos’ second punishment is that they are machos. As for their first punishment, it is that I, and other women (and men) like me, exist. And we are bound to run into each other at a cross road or two.

It is not my key aim to transform the hypocrites into sincere human beings. The hypocrites are better off rotting in the mud of their lies: those they tell others, but most of all, those they tell themselves. It is not my key aim to expose the dishonesty of most religious representatives. Charlatanism and idiocy deserve each other. It is not my key aim to deconstruct the decayed institution of marriage. May the fervent fans of the ‘till death do us part’ myth prosper and breed on the bed of their chimeras.

It is not my key aim to persuade the oppressive men that women (body and mind) are not their possession; not as long as some women are persuaded of that as much as men are. It is not my key aim to prove to the burqa ladies that they are subjected to, and brainwashed by, tools of patriarchal oppression. It is not my key aim to prove to the Playboy ladies that they are subjected to, and brainwashed by, tools of patriarchal oppression. It is not my key aim to reveal the double standards of our duplicitous societies and systems. The primary condition of the statement ‘all human beings are born free and equal in rights’ is that we must first be human beings. And some people are just not born with that merit.

I swear (not by ‘God’, no), that it is not my key aim to guide the lost, or to enlighten the blind, or to corrupt the pious, or to soothe the neurotic, or to cure the impotent/frigid. My key aim is my right to be whoever I want to be; my right to say whatever I want to say; my right to take whatever I want to take; and my right to do whatever I want to do; notwithstanding the responsibilities that come with those rights, and that I joyfully embrace.

Don’t overlook the ‘my’ above. Notice it well. It is not there by coincidence. Egocentric? So be it. Loud and clear. This is exactly what the world needs in my modest opinion: more earnest egoists and less false altruists and do-gooders.

Yet if – while I am being whoever I want to be, and saying whatever I want to say, and taking whatever I want to take, and doing whatever I want to do – I am provoking a few others to also be whoever they want to be, to also say whatever they want to say, to also take whatever they want to take, to also do whatever they want to do … Then I shall consider myself the luckiest person on the face of the Earth. I take so much pride in these ‘collateral damages’ I cause, and they provide me with strength, determination, tenacity and passion.

Believe me, it is not my key aim to change the world. What I care about is living and writing. That is my main battle. My main cause. My main struggle. Living and writing myself without compromises, without bribes, without deals under the table. Living and writing myself naked: as naked as a poem that has just sprung out of a womb.

And that’s about it.

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The narrative

Note to the reader

I have nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.

Jack Kerouac

Dear Reader,

Before you start cumulating all sorts of assumptions and jumping to conclusions, kindly note that, in spite of the flaming title, this is not a manifesto against men in general. Nor is it a manifesto against Arab men in particular.

It is, however, a howl in the face of the patriarchal system and its absurd, not to mention shameful ‘values’, commodities and references: a howl written with passion, not venom. It is also a howl in the face of one particular infamous by-product of that system: the macho species, the narrow-minded species, the Neanderthal species, the ‘you only exist in my shadow’ species …

We’d like to think this species is extinct, but it is not. We’d like to think the Arab revolutions are about to bring an end to it, but nothing is more uncertain, as one monster seems to be replacing another. We’d like to think it is disappearing, but it is not even endangered.

It is everywhere, still. Prowling like a silent ogre. Despite all the fights for women’s rights, despite the demonstrations, the laws, the civil liberties granted, the so-called ‘wind of change’, the seeming equality in some parts of the planet. I like to compare it to Dante’s hell: some are trapped in the first circle, others in the ninth. But it is still an inferno.

You might argue that there are many women out there who are a fetid product of the patriarchal system as well. And you’d be absolutely right: I couldn’t agree more, and I insist on repeating that fact every time I can, in order to overcome the easy, treacherous and widespread confusion between ‘patriarchal’ and ‘male’. I am talking here about women who feel that the more a guy ignores them or mistreats them, the more attractive he becomes; women who choose alpha males over decent, respectful men; women who wish for baby boys instead of baby girls once they are pregnant; women who educate their sons to be macho and their daughters to be tameable and tame; women who keep silent when these daughters are abused, whether physically or psychologically; women who drag these daughters to hymen reconstruction surgeries or genital mutilation procedures; women who preach to other women about how they were made to stay home and not participate in the political or social or business lives of their countries; women who teach other women obedience and submission; women who disdain or hate or fight successful women; women who do not believe in successful women; women who encourage their girls to get married at fourteen or to be ‘patient’ when their husbands beat them; but first and foremost: women who are truly and deeply convinced that men are the stronger, superior, brighter sex … The ugly manifestations of the patriarchal female (whether conscious or unconscious) in our societies and cultures are infinite.

On the other hand, and in every corner of this modern world, there are still men who think they are ‘better’ than women and state it by pounding their own chests like gorillas: men who mistreat women. Men who beat up women. Men who exploit women. Men who patronise women. Men who underestimate women. Men who cover up women. Men who treat women like cheap pieces of meat. Men who ‘sell’ and ‘buy’ women. Men who look down on women and are condescending with them at best. Men who use their muscles and/or the power (social, political, religious, economic) guaranteed to them by a corrupt patriarchal system to oppress women. Supermen, as they like to see themselves. ‘Saviours’ of humanity.

But Superman, again, is a lie. And the only thing that needs to be saved today is the sinking ship called manhood. Yes. Superman is a lie: a distasteful, dangerous, poisoning, if not suicidal one. As distasteful, dangerous and poisoning as the ‘damsel in distress’ cliché. And as much as the ‘persecuted’ or ‘self-hating’ maiden needs to start believing in her own powers, the pseudo Übermensch also needs to start becoming a man. A real one:

The man that femininity deserves. The man that humanity deserves. But first and foremost, the man that he himself deserves to be.

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How it all started (in general)

Then if I am an experiment, am I the whole of it? No, I think not; I think the rest of it is part of it. I am the main part of it, but I think the rest of it has its share in the matter.

Mark Twain (Eve’s Diary)

The poem

Beginning again

Then God created the woman in his image,

created her from raw earth,

created her from the idea of herself:

Lilith,

in whose eyes you see love lost

or love abandoned.

Lilith, the huntress and the hunted,

who coos like a dove to tame the lion,

who makes laws and breaks them,

who binds her men, then weeps for their release,

who stands at the Earth’s centre

and watches it turn slowly round her,

who takes to herself the cypress, the dusk

and the far reaches of the sea.

Lilith, who is nameless to us,

whose future already shines in her mind’s eye,

who is strong in her womanhood and therefore mild,

who eats the sky and drinks the moon like milk,

who is one minute in your arms,

the next a distant shadow.

Lilith, whose nakedness

can only be seen by those who do not look

the liberated woman, the woman in chains,

the woman who is free even from freedom,

the tip where hell and heaven meet in peace,

desire itself and the longing for desire.

Lilith, tender in victory, powerful in defeat,

who speaks for any woman,

who speaks for every man,

who saw but never chose,

who chose but never put to waste.

Lilith, quick to betray her sex,

quick to betray,

whose thousand cuts

are more tender than a thousand kisses.

Lilith, poet-demon, demon-poet,

find her in me, find her in dreams,

find her and take from her

whatever you want,

take all,

take everything,

it will never be enough.

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The rant

Heads or tails

Alas! It is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man.

Arthur Helps

Some men tell a woman: ‘I respect you, support you, am in solidarity with you and will protect you for as long as you live. This is God’s command, and it is your right to expect this from us.’ But they confuse respect with condescension, support with repression and solidarity with an insulting pat on the shoulder. They confuse, especially, the commands of their patriarchal god with the crushing of some of the most basic human rights.

Some men who claim they ‘respect, support, are in solidarity with, and protect the woman’, tell her: ‘We encourage our partners to have successful careers. Your ambitions are our ambitions and your achievements are a source of pride to us.’ But deep down they are convinced that a woman only works to fill her spare time. They suffer a heart attack if she brings in more money than they do; and she often has to beg confidence and approval from them, as if she were a little child imploring their