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As soldiers, priests and scavengers roam a battle-scorched landscape, a young medical officer finds herself abandoned and useless, unable to locate the hospital or even the war she was promised.
Tom Basden's short play There is a War was first performed in a double bill with Prasanna Puwanarajah's Nightwatchman as part of the National Theatre's Double Feature season of paired short plays at the Paintframe, a specially converted space at the National Theatre, London, in July 2011.
Tom Basden
Tom Basden's plays include: an adaptation of Dario Fo and Franca Rame's Accidental Death of an Anarchist (Sheffield Theatres, 2022; Lyric Hammersmith and West End, 2023); The Crocodile, an adaptation of a short story by Dostoyevksy (Manchester International Festival, 2015); Holes (Edinburgh Festival Fringe, 2013; Arcola Theatre, London, 2014); There is a War (as part of the Double Feature season in the Paintframe at the National Theatre); Joseph K, an adaptation of Kafka's The Trial (Gate Theatre, London) and Party (Fringe First Winner; Edinburgh Festival Fringe/Sydney International Festival/Arts Theatre, London). He has written for some of Britain's best TV comedies, including Peep Show, Fresh Meat, The Wrong Mans and Plebs, which won Best New Comedy at the British Comedy Awards 2013 and Best Scripted Comedy at the RTS Awards 2014. He is also a member of sketch group Cowards, who wrote and performed their own TV series on BBC4. For Radio 4 he has made two series of Cowards and three series of his sitcom Party, based on his 2009 play. He has been nominated for a BAFTA three times, and has won a Fringe First and an Edinburgh Comedy Award.
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There is a War - Tom Basden
Tom Basden
THERE IS A WAR
artNICK HERN BOOKS
London
www.nickhernbooks.co.uk
Contents
Title Page
Original Production
Characters
There is a War
About the Author
Copyright and Performing Rights Information
There is a War was first performed alongside Nightwatchman as part of Double Feature: Two at the Paintframe, a specially converted space at the National Theatre, London, on 26 July 2011, with the following casts:
All other parts played by members of the company
THERE IS A WAR
Tom Basden
Characters
PERSON ONE
PERSON TWO
PERSON THREE
PERSON FOUR
PERSON FIVE
ANNE
SASHA
MARTIN
COLONEL HUGGINS
FATHER MICHAEL
JOHN
BRANDON
BECKY
DEAN
STEWART DE LUNE
FIELD COMMANDER GOODMAN
LUKE
BIG DAVE
IVERSON
THEO
JOY
GRIFF
OLIVER
KATE
GORDON
NURSE MOSTMEN
DR MOORE
DR HOLMES
MURRAY
Plus MUSICIANS, SOLDIERS, PATIENTS
Scene One
A four-man MARCHING BAND in Blue uniforms process through the space. Once they have left, five PEOPLE run on with megaphones. The noise of a helicopter whirrs. There’s a spotlight on a bush with yellow flowers on the floor.
ONE. Sorry?
TWO. You have to jump!
ONE. We can’t hear you.
THREE. The ground is softer than it looks because it’s been raining.
ONE. We can’t hear what you’re saying.
FOUR. Jump!
TWO. It won’t hurt if you commit to it.
THREE. There’s a fair bit of moss, so it’s springy.
FOUR. Is that a gesture?
TWO. You have to keep your knees bent upon impact.
FOUR. I don’t understand that gesture.
TWO. Don’t jump without your documents.
FOUR. That’s not an official gesture.
ONE. Can you hear us?
FIVE. Try not to land in the gorse bush.
ONE. Can you hear me?
TWO. You have to jump now!
FIVE. The gorse bush has small yellow flowers.
TWO. You have to jump now or you’ll give our position away!
FOUR. Aim away from the yellow flowers!
ONE. Did you hear that?
TWO. Aim away from the yellow flowers!
Scene Two
ANNE, SASHA and MARTIN sit in a waiting room. They wear Blue military uniforms, bags on their laps. MARTIN is anxious and quite pale. ANNE looks around, impatient.
ANNE. Excuse me, have you got the time?
SASHA (checks watch). Oh, er… (Thinks.) Twenty-one hundred and, no, twenty hundred, um –
ANNE. In p.m. is fine.
SASHA. Twenty, um…
ANNE. Minutes stay the same.
SASHA. 8:25.
ANNE. Thanks.
Beat.
SASHA. I think… Were you in the helicopter just now?
ANNE. Yes.
SASHA. I recognise your bag. And your face. I’m Sasha.
ANNE. Anne. Hi.
SASHA. Hi. Are you a soldier then?
ANNE. I’m a doctor.
ANNE gets up and looks around.
SASHA. Oh, wow. I’m a teacher.
ANNE. Oh, right.
SASHA. Thanks.
ANNE. Do you know when the briefing’s meant to be?
SASHA (checks her watch). Oh, um… no. Are you from here?
ANNE. Well… where are we?
SASHA. I don’t know. I mean… the war zone?
ANNE. Oh, yeah, I’m from, you won’t know it but, it’s off Junction 90.
SASHA. Oh, lovely. I don’t know it.
ANNE. How about you? Are you – ?
SASHA. Oh, no, I’m from more the north, thank God. So do your family still live where you’re from?
ANNE. My parents have gone north.
SASHA. Good. Good idea. And do you have children or – ?
ANNE. No. You?
SASHA. No, but I am engaged.
SASHA holds out her hand. There’s no ring.
ANNE. Oh. Sorry, there’s nothing there.
SASHA spots this and has a mild panic attack. She then regains composure.
SASHA. Oh, I took it off! I forgot I took it off cos I didn’t want to wear it here. With all the soldiers.
ANNE. Right. Sorry, do you mean as in, wanting people to think you’re single or – ?
SASHA. No, God no. I meant it might get stolen.
ANNE. Right. I don’t think it would.
SASHA. Well, it’s a beautiful ring, so –
ANNE. It wouldn’t get stolen.
SASHA. Well, you haven’t seen it. It really is massive.
ANNE. Right. Lovely.
ANNE stands up again.
SASHA. Apparently some soldiers are from quite difficult backgrounds, so –
ANNE looks at MARTIN. SASHA sees him and stops speaking.
I didn’t mean… I know most soldiers are… good and…
(To MARTIN.) I’m sure you don’t steal.
MARTIN smiles.
Do you?
MARTIN. Sorry?
SASHA. Steal?
MARTIN. I didn’t hear the whole thing.
SASHA. Do you steal?
MARTIN. No.
SASHA. It was a joke.
MARTIN. Oh. (Laughs.)
SASHA. I’m Sasha.
MARTIN shuffles along the bench to shake her hand.
MARTIN. Martin Reece.
ANNE. Anne.
MARTIN. Hi. Martin Reece.
MARTIN shakes her hand, then slides back to his original place.
SASHA. What kind of soldier are you?
MARTIN. Oh. Just, you know, general, um –
SASHA. A General?
MARTIN. No, just a general