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    A Sting In The Ale
    A Sting In The Ale
    A Sting In The Ale
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    A Sting In The Ale

    By Colin Devine

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    Love, Cruelty, Power: the three cornered stool on which the world squats. A Sting in the Ale is not a novel, it is not even an anti-novel but rather an extended meditation in short story and poetic form over the events reimagined of an otherwise uneventful life; the life of every human animal in which plot and plans fall prey to one darn thing after another. Most things were never meant to be - as the poet of lower middle class misery once observed. The modern cult of power has replaced the ancient notion of the Good as the credible measure of a fulfilled and meaningful life. To what pass is the cult of the self and the cult of power and its holyfool handmaidens leading us? Power, Cruelty and Love; the power of love, the love of power and the universal apologia of partners, jilting lovers, politicians and pimps of various persuasions insisting that one has to be cruel in order to be kind. Very often the kindness in the human animal is cruelty in waiting. A Sting in the Ale is a work of art or pornography - only the individual reader can decide.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherClink Street Publishing
    Release dateMar 16, 2023
    ISBN9781915229991
    A Sting In The Ale
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    Colin Devine

    This is the first book by Colin Devine.

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      A Sting In The Ale - Colin Devine

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      A Sting in the Ale

      Colin Devine

      Contents

      Title Page

      Trust

      Affliction or Littlestin’s Luck

      Sonia

      City Lights

      Like the Sun

      The Hidden Clerks

      Tristram Brella’s Day

      Fall

      The Servant’s Day

      Lady Brand’s Kindness.

      Copyright

      5

      TRUST

      Like a wandering child beneath a barren landscape,

      You trust and step forward with an innocent hope.

      Your ancient Chinese eyes speak serious wisdom

      Whilst from the shadow of your soul shines no womanly love,

      But rather a still and haunting child-like affection

      Give future and substance to your fatherless dreams.

      Why then must grieve this weary story?

      Why then must you lave through the dull and empty doorway? 6

      7

      Affliction

      or

      Littlestin’s Luck

      The early evening sun settled itself on the near, low horizon like a recently bloodied nose or the rheumy eye of some ageing wino.

      ‘You’ve got to’ave yer Tucker,’ said fat Steve, emphasising each syllable as they bowled along the walk way between the grey asphalt towers of the accommodation block. The light in the windows flickered weak yellow in the blue haze of the fading evening.

      ‘You’ve got to ’ave yer Tuc-ker,’ said fat Steve once again. His bottom lip curling under his top expressed a mode of pensive aggression.

      ‘I think I agree with you.’ His companion’s name was Littlestin (a curious moniker – but one he was stuck with) and he was much given to ‘philosophical’ speculations on the least possible pretexts; but on this occasion his tentative fitful tugging at a Black Sobranie gave the lie to his ingrained neurotic, faltering attempts at urban sophistication.

      ‘Nah this spider,’ continued Steve as he manoeuvred his portentous hulk towards the concrete step that led to the union bar.

      ‘Nah, this spider sat in the corner of that bathroom, on its nest, on its jack jones for free(three) weeks. Annit never ’sd nuffin to eat, annits still alive? ’Ow do they manage?’ Ow do they manage?’

      His little companion finally managed a long drawn-out inhalation and exhalation of the poisonous gas from the Black Russian, proving to himself at least, if not to the health-conscious 8world, that here at least was a man of substance and weight, the curling smoke giving outward sign of cool, complete and inward vision, of a brief hiatus before a conclusion in life is definitely reached.

      ‘Yoga,’ he said, stabbing the air casually with his cigarette. ‘It must be practising some kind of yoga, an inner conserving of the vital forces. In short, an echo-friendly arachnid.’

      ‘Irac wot?’ said Steve absently. Littlestin grimaced at the misheard, mispronounced word as they both wheeled (they were moving at a cracking pace like two comrades on a mission) left then right then left again into the Union Bar.

      ‘Right,’ said Steve. ‘Let’s see if we can find some dosh.’

      The Union Bar was a curious structure, an unhappy hybrid of aircraft hangar, airport waiting lounge and disused underground car park; it was an example, a foretaste of socialist realist anti-planning at its most hideous and bleak. Surrounded by such unimaginative and uninspired concrete our hero, this doppelgänger, this almost afterthought from a more generous and optimistic age felt swamped, weary and desolate. He was not a happy man; he was not unhappy. He just was not happy.

      ‘I’m not happy,’ he confided.

      ‘You’re never ’appy,’ said Steve, gazing into the far distance for potential victims. ‘Let’s see if we can find some dosh. I’ll take that side of the bar, you take this one.’

      Steve pushed off and left Littlestin standing; lost almost as he fell back on his meagre inner reserves.

      The architect should have been castrated at birth, mused our hero. However, this particular architectonic grievance was not the cause of his general state of dissipated disaffection. To be sure, there seemed to be no nameable cause whatsoever, not one you could put your finger on, for his continuing condition of buoyant and self-sustaining misery. A condition that was, moreover, almost the very essence of his being, that wafted from the pores of his skin like a delicate but resilient fragrance, that hung in the very recesses of his psyche like an ingratiating November fog – damp and persistent. 9

      It was not as if he had taken a conscious decision to be miserable. To be sure there were long periods of time when he was completely oblivious of the fact of this morbid disposition. That is to say until someone gave him a poke, a jerk with a stick and woke him up.

      There he would sit in a public bar in a public house or in a cafeteria in one of the less celebrated department stores – gently musing on the ironies of life, supremely aware of the surreptitious hand of a grinning fate waylaying both man and muse to a common destiny. He would just be on that point of feeling all warm and rosy inside, amused at the concerns of ‘lesser beings without-the-law’ when one of their number would interject.

      ‘Cheer up mate, the world doesn’t end ’til Thursday’ or some such remark. And it would be no good. The game was up and the whole pyramid of cards, the linguistic and metaphorical mirrors of self-delusion would shatter, revealing once more that poverty and despair, the tedious yawning void were of the essence of life and that a comfortable boredom were the sole limits of a sensible life. And back would come the misery and back would come the consciousness of misery in all its naked and unremitting force.

      ‘I’m not happy,’ he thought, ‘but I don’t know why.’

      The ambience of the Union Bar did not help matters. Indeed he felt that the bleak and unprepossessing surround was not only matched but surpassed the materialistic nullity and ideological corpse-mongering that passed itself off as mental culture and social concern. Indeed, he was angry and disaffected by the angry and disaffected and with those who sort their future careers in the profession of the same. There was good reason for this – though it could not be precisely defined.

      During his first year he had entertained a brief relationship with a young woman of Easter European descent. She had a somewhat dour aspect. A ‘somewhat dour aspect’ as a descriptive phrase was indeed somewhat too kind. The fact of the matter was, that by all conventional standards known to civilised man she was little short of plug ugly. Nevertheless, our hero, no stickler for convention at the best of times, was unfettered. The fact that 10she was guilty of a nose that spread itself generously across her the middle distance of her lower face, forming sort of pendulous bridge linking each substantial earlobe; that her eyes (bloated to the shape of fake oriental by some unmentionable childhood disease) were at least five inches apart and that her hair was so thin as to allow at a liberal distance for the counting of each individual strand, was of no matter. Our hero was made of sterner stuff.

      His essential characteristics had been formed at a time when it was fashionable for young men to pull and strain at the social leash of background and origin, be this either plebeian or bourgeois. Indeed unconsciously he counted himself among the last of a rich if short-lived tradition of pimply faced post-war renegades in rebellion for something… for something else… for something other… for something god knows what, it all came to the same thing in the end. For Buddha and Krishna, for Karl Marx and Sitting Bull, Trotsky, Modigliani and Gauguin. But it was fading and it was fading fast and he knew it. She on the other hand was ‘something else’ (as they would say in the fifties). OTHER! She was foreign and posh and for Littlestin that was enough.

      A spectator haunts every generation – sorry – I’ll type that again. A spectre haunts every generation,

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