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    Veronica Tracey Spy/Pi Volume One
    Veronica Tracey Spy/Pi Volume One
    Veronica Tracey Spy/Pi Volume One
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    Veronica Tracey Spy/Pi Volume One

    By Cat Connor

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    This book contains [Nothing happens here] and [Lure the Lie] in one handy volume.

    [Nothing happens here] - With her 94-year-old Nana and the Cronies of Doom, her mad cousin’s love life, a retired greyhound, a new and successful private investigation company, and a crazy stalker, Veronica Tracey has quite a bit on her plate. She’s used to having a full plate so it wasn’t anything out of the ordinary.
    Just when life was in danger of becoming manageable and even a little more hum-drum than usual, Benjamin Reynolds arrives from America wanting her help.
    He asks her to locate three very special garden gnomes.
    Nothing normal about that.
    Veronica isn’t the only one after the gnomes, the stakes are high, a good friend is missing and Nana is trouble with a capital T.

    [Lure the lie] - Australian intelligence officer, Dave Crocker, is tasked with finding a missing cryptographer in New Zealand. His boss suggested he work with a local private investigator, Veronica Tracey. Peeling back layers of lies to find the truth in the missing person case, Crocker never expected it would involve Tracey’s 94-year-old Nana and her cronies, an unusual greyhound, and a closely guarded skill set.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCat Connor
    Release dateDec 14, 2022
    ISBN9781005384074
    Veronica Tracey Spy/Pi Volume One
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    Cat Connor

    Cat Connor is a multi-published crime thriller author. A tequila aficionado, long black drinker, music lover, fruitcake maker, traveller, murderer of perfectly happy characters and teacher of crime writing via CEC at Wellington High School.Described as irresistible, infectious, & addictive, her passion for creating believable multi-faceted characters shines through her work and teaching.She enjoys the company of Diesel the Mastador and Patrick the tuxedo cat, and more recently, Dallas the Birman kitten while writing, Netflixing, or reading. (Surely by now Netflixing is a word?)In April 2021 Connor signed with Crazy Maple Studios - they've serialized the Byte Series! How cool is that?Her Byte Series is available on the Scream App and the KISS App - both apps are available free from your favourite app store.Connor is now working on spy/PI novels set in New Zealand. The Veronica Tracey Spy/PI series.A little bit about the Byte Series:The Byte Series follows SSA Ellie Conway on her journey as a member of an elite FBI team that functions on dark humour, close relationships, and strong coffee.And a smidge about the Veronica Tracey Spy/PI series:Ronnie Tracey is a former-NZ intelligence officer turned private investigator; with a knack for finding people and a Nana with a predilection for trouble.

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      Veronica Tracey Spy/Pi Volume One - Cat Connor

      cover-image, [Veronica Tracey] Spy/PI Volume 1

      [Veronica Tracey]

      [Spy/PI]

      Volume 1.

      [Nothing happens here]

      [Lure the lie]

      [ Nothing happens here]

      [Cat Connor]

      ‘ Nothing happens here ’ is a work of fiction.

      All characters in this publication are fictitious and any resemblance to real persons,

      living or dead, is purely coincidental.

      All rights reserved.

      © 2020 Cat Connor

      This book may not be reproduced in whole or part, by any means,

      without permission.

      Making or distributing electronic copies of this book constitutes copyright infringement and could subject the infringer to criminal and civil liability.

      ISBN-13: 978-0-473-55757-7

      Kindle: 978-0-473-55759-1

      ePub: 978-0-473-55758-4

      [Veronica Tracey] [Spy/PI] Volume 1:

      For permissions contact:

      [email protected]

      For My Knight of the Order of Chrome …

      " THE TRUTH IS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN

      TOMORROW. LIFE IS A CRAZY RIDE, AND NOTHING IS GUARANTEED. "

      EMINEM

      Chapter 1

      [EMAIL]

      Rain hammered the windows. I listened to the stormy night. Something woke me and it wasn ’ t the rain. Under a rumble of thunder I heard a knock. And then another. Two more followed in close succession and increasing loudness. The display on the bedside clock glowed orange in the dark.

      Heavy rain pelted against the windowpanes with renewed force.

      Three in the morning and someone was banging on my front door.

      That wasn ’ t good. I rolled out of bed and peered out the window. The security lighting flicked on. Pools of light cast eerie shadows over the steps to the porch. No police lights outside. Probably not bad news then?

      A big part of me wanted to ignore the noise but each bang rattled the windows. Annoying. There was no sign of the noise dissipating. Under sufferance, I crawled out of my warm bed.

      Shivering in the cool air, I shoved my arms into my dressing gown sleeves, and then tied the belt. Flashing whoever knocked at my door wasn ’ t on the agenda.

      I reached the bottom of the stairs just as a dark shape on the porch raised an arm to bash the glass again.

      For goodness sake. Hold your horses!

      Hurry up, Ronnie, a snappish voice replied.

      Mystery solved.

      Cousin Donald.

      I twisted the lock and the door handle.

      Donald spilled over the doorstep and dripped onto the hall carpet.

      Why? I asked, locking the door behind him and flipping the outside lights off.

      I was in the area. It ’s late. I’ m tired, he said. Spare room made up?

      Where ’ s your key?

      I left it here the other day, he replied. With one finger, Donald hooked a set of keys from the bowl on the table near the front door and jangled them. The keys slid from his finger and fell with a clatter back into the bowl.

      You ’ re welcome, I called after him as he disappeared upstairs. And you smell like a brewery.

      Tomorrow, we ’ ll talk, he replied, his voice floated on a haze of booze. The door to the spare room closed.

      I muttered unflattering things about Donald on my way back to bed.

      Morning came a lot faster than expected and brought with it large puddles and general sogginess. I sat in the dining room with my coffee and surveyed the boggy backyard. It did not bode well for the carpet. I looked at the sleeping greyhound on his warm bed in the living room. He didn ’t like rain.

      A bedroom door opened. Romeo opened an eye and looked at me.

      It ’ s just Donald. You want to go outside? It ’ s raining.

      He closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

      Smart dog.

      The front door opened and closed.

      Donald swept into the room.

      He dropped the morning newspaper on the table in front of me.

      His hands flapped in all directions as he launched into details I didn ’ t want to hear about his night. I made him coffee and waited for a lull in the excitable gesturing.

      And you woke me up why?

      He started to explain about leaving his key here but the phone rang.

      I silenced him with a look and answered the phone.

      Hey Ronnie, it ’ s Jenn, are you coming into the office today?

      Not unless you need me. This is my week to work from home, problem? I replied.

      No. Just wanted to know where everyone is this week, she said, there was a brief pause. So, no Romeo at work then?

      Oh, I saw what was happening. Wasn ’ t me that was missed, it was the dog.

      Not this week.

      I’ ll be in touch if anything crops up, Jenn said. Unless of course you need someone to swing by and walk Romeo. I could bring him into the office, you know, to keep him occupied while you ’ re working …

      Nice try.

      Yeah. Nah. I was looking forward to spending the week at home with him. I ’ m sure you won ’ t miss him that much.

      I think I might … he is our work mascot.

      Get your own greyhound, I said with a laugh.

      One day … and I will call her Juliet.

      How very fitting.

      Jenn should get a greyhound. Romeo would enjoy the company and mascot wise, two hounds are better than one.

      Bye.

      I hung up and informed Donald he could resume his tale of the night before.

      He immediately launched into a mega rave about his latest crush.

      Fifteen minutes after he began, he ended and flew out the door declaring he was late for work.

      Romeo and I watched him rush down the path from the living room window. I don ’ t know what he thought he was doing but it wasn ’ t running. Skipping maybe?

      Could ’ ve sworn the dog smiled.

      I put a warm fleecy jacket on Romeo and encouraged him to go out the back. There was a pause in the rain.

      All was right with the world as I drank my coffee and began to read the newspaper. That was when I saw the headline that sent my civilised start to the day scurrying out of sight. The lead story seemed a little like something from a bad television series. Don ’ t get me wrong, I ’ m quite fond of bad TV; in fact, sometimes it makes excellent entertainment. I just don ’ t expect to see ‘ Law and Order ’ episode plot lines in the newspaper here.

      It ’ s Upper Hutt, nothing happens here. Well, not in recent years anyway. We ’ ve had our share of headlines in the past with an armoured car heist, a few murders, and even an embezzler. The headline and article I read stunned me.

      Taking into account how often newspaper stories contained the wrong information, the story in front of me was still a stunner.

      An elderly woman, bashed to death in Silverstream.

      Who bashes anyone to death in Silverstream? Unbelievable.

      I read on. The assailant used a garden ornament, beating the eighty-five year old woman about the head and face.

      She died from her injuries in Lower Hutt hospital late last night without regaining consciousness.

      It did not sound like a Silverstream crime.

      Stokes Valley or Naenae maybe, yeah, definitely more a lower valley type of crime. A cop told me once that we have a better class of criminal in Upper Hutt.

      Bashing an elderly woman to death was strange behaviour for one of the nicer upper valley suburbs.

      I folded the paper in half, making it more manageable, and read the rest of the story with morbid curiosity.

      They even said what street it was; I could easily visualise the area. Kiln Street was predominately occupied by the elderly, to be fair, the whole suburb was getting on in years.

      Images of the street and surroundings filled my mind. It was a short walk across the road to a small shopping centre containing a bar, chemist, travel agent, doctor surgery, dentist, beauty salon, physiotherapist, bakery, and a magazine shop. There was a supermarket nearby. The train station was on the other side of the houses and there were bus stops handy as well.

      Perfect for older people.

      Unlike a good percentage of the population of Silverstream, I ’ m nowhere near old enough to find the location appealing. Truthfully, I will probably never be old enough to find the location appealing.

      There would be quite a panic in the inhabitants of Kiln Street now. To be fair, it would cause some unease with me too. Violence takes away a person ’ s sense of security. The journalist surmised the woman had gone outside to investigate a noise and disturbed a potential burglar. I scoured the story for mention of anything taken.

      Burglars don ’ t often kill people. Yet I found no reference to anything missing. I didn ’ t know what the situation really was but it wasn ’ t a burglary.

      The victim was discovered crumpled in the garden bleeding from serious head wounds.

      Her eighty-seven year old husband found her when he came back from the dairy. The reporter went into detail about the bottle of cream he ’ d purchased and how he went for a short walk most nights to the local dairy. He was reportedly gone for only twenty-minutes.

      Nothing in the story sat well with me. A niggle in my gut said there was a lot more to it than was stated. What I ’ d read felt like a bit of scare mongering, not journalism. Not enough facts present to make a real story.

      My thoughts turned to Nana. Thank goodness she had her own apartment in a retirement complex at the other end of the city. I didn ’ t have to worry so much about her knowing there were people keeping an eye on her and she was out of harm ’ s way.

      I put the paper into the recycling bin, rinsed my cup, and went out the back door.

      A red fleecy blur galloped around the garden shed, mud flying under his feet.

      Three times he raced around the shed and washing line at seeming break neck speed. He was playing silly buggers and clearly needed to go for a proper run to stretch his long legs.

      Romeo! I called. Romeo.

      He bounced toward me with his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth looking extra special. His whip like tail wagged.

      Good boy. I patted him for a minute before holding the door open. Inside and wait.

      Romeo frolicked up the steps and into the house. He waited on the towels in the hallway for me to wipe his muddy feet and take his coat off.

      Done, off you go. I ushered him into the warmth of the living room. With his usual grace, he folded himself onto his bed. His shiny dark brown eyes watched me moving around the room. I picked up his toys and tidied up.

      A few minutes later, I sat at my desk and gazed out the window. At the very end of the street, I noticed a pale blue car parked on the far side of the intersection near the shops. Being an unusual colour made the car stand out.

      I’ d seen a car that colour twice in two days. The odds of the sightings being different cars were slim. I hurried upstairs to get a better view.

      Yesterday I felt like a pale blue car followed me down the street. There was a chance it was innocent and the driver had been looking for an address and just appeared to be following me.

      I recalled scrawling the license plate in my notebook just in case it was something.

      Maybe that was a good thing.

      From my bedroom window, I could clearly see the car. There was no doubt in my mind that it was the same car I ’ d seen the day before.

      Seeing it again didn ’ t seem so innocent. The creep factor increased. No one wants creepy near their home. I went back downstairs and resumed my position at my desk. The car hadn ’ t moved.

      Romeo stood and stretched. He moved with two long even strides to my side. He too gazed out the window. I didn ’ t doubt his ability to see the car. My money was on him being able to identify the driver. Romeo is a sight hound and it was only two-hundred and fifty metres to the parked pale blue car from the front window of the house.

      I slipped an arm around the big hound ’s neck. Are we being watched?

      The dog maintained his position puffing air from his cheeks gently. When the car left he gave me a nudge with his long nose and lay back on his bed.

      Chapter 2

      [THE PHONE CALL]

      Music erupted from my desk.

      I grabbed my cell phone without looking at it and pressed the green button. Nothing happened. The music continued.

      Confusing.

      I looked at the screen, it was dark. What witchery caused my phone to ring but the screen to remain dark? I pressed the green button again.

      Nothing happened.

      The music continued.

      Staring at the phone in my hand and willing it to stop didn ’ t work.

      The noise went on and on.

      Stupid annoying tinkling song.

      I pressed the button again with more force.

      The tune continued.

      Damn you crackberry!

      A horrid thought occurred. A big dollop of stupid landed on my head. With a groan, I picked up the receiver for the landline.

      The music stopped.

      It occurred to me that I need to change the ring tone on my cell phone to something completely different to my landline or get an iPhone.

      I glanced at the dog.

      He looked amused.

      Never speak of this, I whispered holding the phone close to my chest. Never.

      Stifling a laugh, I took a deep breath and answered the phone. Wherefore Art Thou satellite office, Ronnie speaking.

      Veronica, it ’ s Reede.

      A shiver ran up my spine.

      To what do I owe this horror?

      She ignored my comment.

      I’ ve got a job I ’ d like you to work. Someone will be in touch shortly, Reede said. Her raspy two-pack a day voice grated on my nerves.

      Isn ’ t that interesting, I replied glancing at my day planner. I had two jobs on for the week, neither of which was urgent or particularly interesting. I wouldn ’ t mind passing them onto Jenn and Steph at the office if something better came along. And the reason you called me with a job is?

      He asked for you.

      That was a pretty good reason but having Reede call me was almost as unsettling as answering the wrong phone.

      Here was me thinking I ’ d retired from the Service and was in business for myself. I paused. Did you forget I don ’ t work for you anymore?

      We ’ ve danced this dance before but not in a long time.

      Reede ’ s voice sharpened, I didn ’ t forget. This is an exceptional circumstance. Someone will be in touch. I expect you to keep me in the loop.

      I don ’ t think that expectation should be made.

      My opinion of you hasn ’ t changed. I ’ m disturbed by your generosity in passing on this case.

      You never did master tact, did you? she said.

      Choosing to ignore her comment I carried on, Whose pay roll would I be on?

      Department of Homeland Security.

      Hang on a cotton picking minute. Last time I looked this was New Zealand. If DHS were playing ball a long way from home then that put a serious spin on the job offer. I wasn ’ t entirely sure I wanted to be caught up in something that sounded that grim.

      Why didn ’ t Justin call me? Something niggled away at me. Could ’ ve been because Reede called me herself and I didn ’ t share the department ’ s admiration for her work ethic. Or maybe it was that she wanted me to take a job for the Americans and keep her in the loop.

      Justin is overseas.

      A standard line that meant he was working and contact wasn't possible.

      Someone from DHS will contact you. He needs help locating someone.

      That ’ s what I do, I find people.

      I considered that sometimes Yanks can be fun but I had a few questions.

      Why DHS and not CIA? Aren ’ t they over stepping their bounds way over here?

      Homeland contacted us. No doubt CIA will be involved somewhere.

      Interesting.

      Serious jobs from other governments usually came with a hefty budget.

      The people they misplace are often more interesting than runaway teens. A big pay packet and interesting job, now they were enticing thoughts.

      Also, sometimes Yanks can be fun.

      I’ ll look forward to the call.

      Keep me in the loop Veronica, Reede said and hung up.

      I replaced the phone in the cradle on my desk. There was much to think about.

      Thoughts ran rampant. I hadn ’ t heard from Reede directly since I left the Intelligence Service and now twice she asked me to keep her in the loop. Her request to keep her in the loop was odd; surely Homeland would see to that? Reede and I didn ’ t see eye to eye on most things. Even so, I knew she ’ d authorised some of the missing person cases that Justin had given me. But I hadn ’ t heard from Reede herself at all. I assumed she didn ’ t like me any more than I liked her. I spun around in my chair a few times.

      Nope, didn ’ t work. Reede giving me a job still felt weird.

      I wouldn ’ t think twice about it if it had been Justin.

      Justin and I were old friends who ended up working for the Security Intelligence Service.

      He still worked for them, but I left eleven months ago to start my own private investigation business. Often the cases he passed over to me were because the missing person was someone they couldn ’ t be seen looking for or someone of special significance and everyone came up blank.

      I have a knack for finding the unfindable.

      I spun my chair again. There had to be something funky going on for Reede to make that call. My mind wandered back to when I left the Service and founded my own business.

      It ’ s not entirely my business. It ’ s a partnership. Stephanie takes care of the accounts and keeps things running, when she ’ s not watching the cricket, rugby, or answering the fire pager.

      Then there is Jennifer, she is the other full time investigator and a volunteer fire fighter like Stephanie.

      We do regular PI type things that include security work for companies, drug testing, loss prevention, and investigations into suspected sabotage/foul play. As well as that, there are always the unfaithful spouse cases that keep bread on the table and coffee in our pots. And I do some occasional locating work for various government agencies.

      Until fairly recently, I used to be an intelligence officer. Steph worked for Inland Revenue and Jenn worked for a major telecommunications company.

      I joined the Security Intelligence Service, a few more years ago than I cared to admit to. Young keen and seduced by the glamour of being a spy.

      Turns out, it ’ s like any other job.

      Mostly not that exciting.

      But it sure had its moments.

      Most people never come across the service.

      And why would you, unless you ’ re a spy from another country or in need of a high security clearance; the service also gathers information, works to protect the country from threats etc.

      I slotted in nicely with my own little area of expertise.

      I’ m pretty good at locating people who may not want to be found or whom someone is hiding. Often they ’ re high risk targets. Got quite a bit of practice and perfected an unusual skill set that gave me an astonishing success rate.

      It is what I am good at.

      I was always good at it.

      But I ’ m better at it now that I don ’ t have so many rules governing what I can and can ’ t do. Now Steph makes the rules but they ’ re more about how much we can spend while on a case than anything.

      She ’ s all about keeping us in the black and she does a damn fine job at it.

      It ’ s also easier knowing I am free to use my skills without having to come up with more suitable explanations as to how I found someone.

      I leaned back in my chair and considered the new job, which I knew nothing about. The consideration part didn ’ t take long.

      Nothing didn ’ t take a lot of thinking.

      The phone rang again.

      This time I picked up the correct phone. It was hard not to smile.

      Wherefore Art Thou satellite office, Ronnie Tracey speaking.

      Ms Tracey. I ’ d like to discuss a job.

      Here we go with the mysterious American. I was all ears. Curiosity ignited. I mean, who doesn ’ t love a good mystery with a sexy accent?

      And you are?

      Benjamin, he replied.

      There was something just a little familiar about his accent but I couldn ’ t place it.

      Do you have a surname?

      I’ d prefer to discuss this in person, are you available this morning?

      No, I’ m very expensive. I ’ ll be charging you three-hundred dollars an hour and expenses. Or maybe a hefty flat rate plus expenses, I hadn ’ t decided yet.

      I have a prior engagement at midday … I checked the time on my computer. I can see you in an hour.

      Thank you. Where?

      I gave him my address. Working from home was one of my favourite things. I took a week out of the office every few months and worked from home. Mostly to allow me to spend more time with my Nana. She wasn ’ t getting any younger.

      I hung up.

      Romeo was asleep. That was his favourite thing.

      I called the office to check in.

      Hey Steph, I ’ ve got an overseas job coming in. Can you and Jenn hold the fort there?

      Big fat pay cheque?

      I think so.

      Then we can hold the fort. Jenn is working the Nugent case. She thinks she ’ ll have enough surveillance by the end of the week.

      Good.

      She ’ s had a few issues. That woman is high maintenance.

      In what way?

      Jenn says the Nugent woman called her four times yesterday wanting to know where her husband was and started texting her during the evening.

      That ’ s one of the perils of giving clients our cell phone numbers.

      The occasional nut job over stepped the mark.

      Give the Nugent woman a ring, Steph. Remind her of our policy regarding divulging information.

      We don ’ t divulge information to the client until the surveillance is over and report written.

      Clients in marital cheating cases can get a bit wacky, and sometimes confront the spouse and put themselves and the private investigator in harm ’ s way. We gather information. We collect evidence. We write reports. And we do it all while keeping everyone safe.

      Will do. Shall I point out that text messages after 6PM will be regarded as overtime and she will be billed for any communication?

      I smiled.

      That should shut her up. Do it. Also, remind Jenn that she can drop the case if the client gets too much.

      Of course, but you know Jenn, mate … she ’ ll see it through and give the Nugent woman a piece of her mind if she doesn ’ t back off.

      I laughed. That she would.

      Hopefully your phone call will set the client back on the right path. Right, I ’ ll be in touch.

      I hung up as my email program beeped at me.

      Fifteen new emails seemed a bit crazy. Scrolling through them both amused and terrified me. Someone, let ’ s blame my cousin Donald, had set Nana up an email account. Great. That ’ s what I need spam from my ninety-four year old Nana.

      Maybe if I didn ’ t reply, she ’ d think she got the address wrong and give up? Another four emails arrived within seconds from Nana.

      I groaned.

      All the subjects were ‘ Is this working? ’

      Ignoring them was clearly not an option.

      I picked up my cell phone and text messaged Donald: ‘ What have you done? ’

      He replied while I was reading all the mail from Nana: ‘ I don ’ t know what you ’ re talking about. ’

      And yet I had trouble believing him.

      I text him back: ‘I’ m talking about Nana emailing me. How is this possible? ’

      The emails were almost identical in content. Nana wanted Romeo and I to visit today. Great, I was already planning on seeing her at midday.

      My phone chirped again. Donald replied: ‘ I gave her my old laptop. Thought she ’ d enjoy the wireless internet they have at the retirement home. ’

      No, he didn ’ t think. No thought happened there.

      Another email arrived. I replied to Nana and told her Romeo and I would be there at midday. Then I replied to Donald via text: ‘ You ’ ll keep! ’

      A nana with email capability was not ideal.

      My Nana with wifi was definitely not ideal.

      I spent the next hour writing a report for a client. It was a happy report to write. The woman hired me to find her long lost aunt. Found the aunt, arranged first contact, job done. Now it ’ s time for the invoice, report, and the money to roll in.

      After emailing the documents, I deleted another ten emails from Nana. I think she ’ d found her new hobby. Before I knew it, I was praying that she ’ d use her new found power for good and not for the continual harassment of me. More emails rolled in. I cast my eyes to the ceiling.

      " Okay God, here ’ s the thing, I know you don ’ t micro-manage but this is an

      extraordinary situation, my ninety-four year old Nana should not be using email to annoy the bejesus out of me. A little laptop smiting would go a long way about now. "

      God help us all if the woman ever gets a smartphone.

      I sent a quick reply email to Nana ’ s last epistle saying I wouldn ’ t be near my computer for the rest of the morning. She had better never find out what phones are really capable of these days. God help anyone who introduces the woman to Twitter. I will not be responsible for my actions if she starts tweeting. Lightning didn ’ t strike me down and on some level that surprised me.

      The next half hour was spent tidying up my hard drive while waiting for the mysterious American to arrive.

      Chapter 3

      [A MYSTERIOUS AMERICAN]

      Romeo and I watched from the living room window as a tallish man with light brown hair opened and closed the front gate. He walked up the path. I liked that he shut the gate. So many people stomp up the path leaving the gate wide open. Hello, it clearly says a greyhound lives here. Greyhounds run. Mine does not always have his ears on. Feet yes, ears no.

      That must be Benjamin, I said to the dog. He looks like someone. Do you think he looks like someone we should know?

      Romeo wagged his tail in response. I touched his head with my palm. Sit, I said.

      Romeo sat.

      I smiled. Yes, Greyhounds can sit.

      A quiet knock at the door caused Romeo to lift his ears. Stay, I said and headed for the front door.

      He knocked again. I pulled the handle down and swung the door open.

      Benjamin? The man on my front porch was a little over six feet tall. Blue-eyed, square jawed and clean shaven. Donald would say he was ruggedly handsome in a doable way.

      Yes, he is as gay as that sounds.

      In this case, Donald would be right.

      Ms Tracey, he replied with a quick lopsided smile.

      He definitely looked like someone.

      Yes, I replied. Benjamin?

      He inclined his head in a subtle nod. Yes ma ’am.

      Come in. I stood aside and let him into the hallway, then pointed to the living room door. Go through, you don ’ t mind dogs do you?

      He hesitated at the closed door for just a second before turning the door knob. I don ’ t mind dogs, as long as the dog doesn ’ t mind me.

      Guess we ’ ll see won ’ t we? I followed Benjamin into the room.

      Romeo was still sitting, waiting. Good boy, I said, making eye contact. The dog stood and stretched, then meandered over for a pat. Meander is a bit of a misnomer; he took two strides and covered half the floor space in the living room.

      He’ s big, Benjamin commented as Romeo turned his attention to the newcomer, leaning against him to see if he ’ d pat him. Benjamin obliged. Satisfied, Romeo flopped back onto his warm bed and watched. He’ s a Greyhound, right?

      Yes, I replied.

      Did he race?

      Yes, and he won a few. He ’ s retired.

      Didn ’ t realise Greyhounds were so big.

      Have a seat, I said pointing to the sofa. He is a big boy. They tried to tell me he was medium sized for a male. But I don ’ t think so. Can I get you a coffee?

      No, thanks.

      Okay, now what is it you wanted to see me about?

      I pulled my laptop off the edge of my desk and onto my knee, ready to take notes. I opened a new document and headed it Benjamin.

      You ’ re a private investigator?

      You asking me or telling me, because I know what I am.

      I’ m looking for a private investigator. I have lost something.

      Not someone?

      My speciality is people and I ’ ve been known to find the occasional lost dog.

      How about garden ornaments?

      Pardon? I could feel a frown puckering the skin on my forehead and worked hard to dislodge it.

      I’ ve lost some garden ornaments.

      That ’ s not something I ’ ve ever been asked to find before. What type of ornaments?

      Gnomes, he said with a straight face.

      Gnomes? Are you serious?

      The lack of humour in his expression suggested he was serious. Could ’ve sworn I’ d seen that exact expression before. It irked me that I found him familiar but couldn ’ t place him. Another more chilling thought popped up as I recalled the morning paper implicating a garden ornament in an elderly woman ’ s death.

      He nodded. Very serious.

      I got that impression.

      And this gnome can walk? I hoped I ’ d kept the derision I felt brewing out of my voice.

      No, not without help, he replied. I detected a small amount of well-hidden impatience. Are you interested or not?

      I really wasn ’ t sure. Finding a gnome sounded pretty weird even for Upper Hutt. How hard could it be?

      Let’ s say I am interested, I ’ m going to need more information. Last known whereabouts, full description, any distinguishing marks, bank account details, cell phone number, and a list of known associates …

      You ’ re not taking this very seriously, Ms Tracey.

      I’ m sorry, I replied, making a sincere attempt at contrition. It wasn ’ t great but I tried. You need to see this from my point of view for a second. Someone without a surname just asked me to find a gnome. And to get more cloak and dagger, the someone is an American and he looks suspiciously like a well-known actor.

      I finally figured out where I ’ d seen him before. Tuesday nights on TV3 and before that Wednesday nights on TV One.

      A smile played upon his lips for a fraction of a second. I’ ve heard about you.

      Great, I ’ ve heard about you too but not in the context that would have someone … I stopped myself. He flashed his boyish smile and it was disarming. You ’ re an actor. This is research for a role? Or have I just been punked?

      It ’ s not research. You haven ’ t been punked.

      " You ’ re an actor though, right? ’

      Absolutely.

      I don ’ t want to appear rude, but an actor who has lost something has what connection with the Security Intelligence Service? He must ’ ve had one or Reede wouldn ’ t have rung me.

      A long standing one but not in this country.

      The penny dropped. Being an actor was one hell of a cover.

      Interesting. That’ s one intricate backstop, I said. Doesn ’ t the acting thing attract undue attention?

      Not really. I can go places that might otherwise be difficult and apart from fans mostly people leave me alone.

      Fascinating. But I think I prefer the PI gig.

      Curiosity got the better of me.

      When did they recruit you?

      Not long after my first acting job.

      You ’ ve been doing this a while then, twenty years or so … Yes, I knew how old he was.

      Yes.

      Doesn ’ t the acting get in the way or vice versa? He was an actual working actor, which meant auditions, rehearsals, being on set, travel and whatever else actors did. To be honest the profession was a mystery to me.

      Not very often. He grinned. You have a lot of questions.

      I’ ve never met anyone as famous as you before … That wasn ’ t cool. Fan girl? Me? Looks like it.

      I’ m just like everyone else.

      You ’ re really not.

      Lucky for you this is New Zealand and no one really cares who anyone is.

      I have noticed that. It ’ s nice, you know?

      I’ m sure it is.

      I glanced at his jacket. But I will say it seems a bit strange to be carrying a sidearm in New Zealand, actor or not.

      His eyes widened. That ’ s what I ’ ve heard. I heard your powers of observation are second to none.

      Noticing a slight bulge in a jacket does not qualify as ‘ powers of observation ’ and finally figuring out who he was, was not exactly spectacular. Could do better.

      I’ m going to need to see some identification before we go any further and it better have a last name on it. I really wanted to know if he used his real name while he was acting.

      From his inside breast pocket he took a black wallet and passed it to me.

      I opened it and looked at the gold shield and then the credentials sporting a blue eagle on a white background and a photo of the man in front of me.

      Awesome, I bought one similar to that from a souvenir store in New York, I replied. Where is your passport?

      He smiled. It ’ s real. From his trouser pocket, he took his passport and handed it to me.

      It looked like him. His name was the same as on the credentials, and the one the whole world knew. Benjamin Reynolds.

      Okay so, you ’ re an actor and you work for the Department of Homeland Security and you ’ ve lost a gnome?

      Life is weird. Could be just my life though.

      Yes.

      I’ d expect to be looking for a Daytime Emmy, not a gnome, I said. You know how this sounds, yes? Put these words together and tell me what you see, actor, gnome, Homeland Security.

      It ’ s not my fault that it all sounded rather amusing and like a really bad movie. B grade would be pushing it.

      I’ m aware how it sounds.

      Good.

      Wouldn ’ t you be better off enlisting police help to find this gnome?

      We ’ d like this kept very quiet.

      And there are about twenty Private Investigator firms in the Wellington Region, what made you come to me?

      Because I have heard of you.

      Oh, that old line again.

      Who from?

      He appeared to be considering his reply. Almost a minute went by before he spoke. A year ago, you found a missing woman. Her name was Bella Cross.

      The chances of me forgetting Bella Cross were nil. That was my last case while working for the Service.

      She wasn ’ t easy to find because the person who took her really didn ’ t want her to be found.

      Bella was a teacher abducted from a school in Upper Hutt and kept by her stalker in the basement of a house over in Mangaroa Valley.

      Her disappearance was all over the newspapers for three months, during which time her abductor left clues indicating that Bella had moved away, possibly gone overseas. Her credit card and EFTPOS card were used at Auckland International Airport and then it all died down. People forgot about Bella Cross. When I found her, everyone but her father had given up hope. The newspapers carried the story again once I located her.

      Okay, my involvement in the Bella Cross case isn ’ t a secret. It was all over the media. Plenty of other investigators have closed high-profile cases. So, you want me to find gnomes, why?

      A small smile flickered on Benjamin ’ s lips then faded.

      Bella ’ s father was the one who told me about you. He told me that if I ever lost anything to call you and only you.

      What was his name? I asked. That detail was kept out of the public arena.

      William MacKinnon.

      Well, he could ’ ve got that from police.

      What else do you know about MacKinnon?

      He used to be with another agency. He dropped his voice slightly before saying, He’ s now my boss.

      Get him on the phone, and then we ’ ll talk gnomes. I checked the time on my laptop. Make it fast. I have somewhere I need to be in an hour.

      Moments later, I was talking to William MacKinnon for the first time in a year. I took the phone to the kitchen and conducted a semi-private conversation.

      Bill, you could have called me direct and warned me you were sending an actor.

      Thought this would be more fun. I would ’ ve paid good money to see your face when Benjamin told you what we ’ ve lost and when you figured out who he was.

      I must confess to already receiving a call from my ex-boss warning me someone wanted my help, but I had no idea it was you, I said. There was a chance Reede didn ’ t know MacKinnon was involved.

      Does it make a difference?

      I want to say no. I let a smile into my voice. But it does make a difference. Also … I might be playing with your man a little. He doesn ’ t know who I used to work for, does he?

      No, he replied. You can tell him if you want to.

      I don ’ t think I will yet. Gnomes. Of all the things to find, gnomes!

      Thanks for sending the actor. It might even be fun.

      I hung up, walked back into the living room and handed Benjamin his phone.

      Okay, let ’ s talk. What sort of gnome am I looking for?

      A regular garden gnome, except it ’ s sealed. There is no hole underneath.

      Yeah I understand what sealed means.

      We ’ re looking for three gnomes. I have taken the liberty of ordering three almost identical gnomes for you. They will arrive by the end of the week. Once the gnomes are located, you are to uplift and replace.

      Three?

      Yes.

      This is all very cloak and dagger for three missing garden gnomes.

      They ’ re important gnomes.

      They sound it. Let me get my head around this for a moment. I scrutinised his face as I said, You want me to sneak around peoples gardens looking for three gnomes, steal them, and leave dummy gnomes in their place?

      He nodded.

      And you know how stupid this sounds, right? Especially coming from him. I mean really, how do I take an actor seriously?

      You will be paid well, and all expenses reimbursed. But I am going to insist that you tell no one of this job.

      Well, here ’ s the thing. I own a company with my business partners. I proceeded to explain where I was coming from, So two people are going to know we ’ re working together. The money will go through our business. I ’ m not prepared to find myself in the shite with the tax department.

      They may want secrecy but I want to cover my backside and the company ’ s backside. Anyway, I was sure he was being a typical American and making it all more exciting than it needed to be. Gnomes!

      And your partners are trustworthy? He had the good grace to appear uncomfortable at asking that question.

      Of course. You think I found Bella on my own?

      I actually did find Bella on my own but that ’ s beside the point. It was a company effort and MacKinnon knows that.

      He nodded. All right.

      One more thing. I will not be questioned about my methods nor will I tell you how I work.

      He considered my statement for a moment. By the look on his face, I gathered he ’ d heard I used unorthodox methods and would not disclose details.

      Again, he nodded. I accept that.

      Great.

      Now what ’ s so important about the gnomes?

      I can ’ t tell you, he replied. It ’ s above your pay grade.

      I smirked at his phrasing. No one but an American would say that.

      Nice. It’ s okay for me to find the damn things but I ’ m not allowed to know why … maybe we don ’ t need this kind of work, I said.

      Finding the gnomes is vital to the future of mankind.

      Whoa, I would ’ ve done it because it sounded like a laugh and I knew the money would be respectable.

      You don ’ t have to get super dramatic.

      Although possibly it went with the territory.

      Do you want to do this or not? he asked with a sigh.

      I gave the impression of thinking about it for a second or two.

      Money is good, it helps with things like food, shelter, clothing, all things Romeo and I like to have. Jenn and Steph are rather partial to those things as well.

      We are doing okay for a young company but money is not always as easy to come by in the private sector.

      Not everyone settles accounts as quickly as we ’ d like.

      I’ ll do it. But I thought New Zealand and the Department of Homeland Security had an agreement, something to do with intelligence? So wouldn ’ t you be better off getting the Secret Service involved. Pretty sure the future of mankind falls within their brief.

      Sometimes I just can ’ t help myself.

      We do have an agreement, we work together. This is a special case. The suggestion was made to utilise a private company and we ’ d like you to work with us.

      Secret Service rang me regarding this job.

      What details did they give?

      None, apart from telling me an American would be in touch and that this was a Homeland job.

      We contacted them as a matter of courtesy.

      Okay, business time.

      I need everything you have on the apocalyptic gnomes. I was pretty pleased with the way I kept all derision out of my voice as I said apocalyptic gnomes. " But right now I have to go visit

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