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    Lunanity Love Life Cult Love Letter for Luna Book 35
    Lunanity Love Life Cult Love Letter for Luna Book 35
    Lunanity Love Life Cult Love Letter for Luna Book 35
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    Lunanity Love Life Cult Love Letter for Luna Book 35

    By Steve Howard

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    533 We get started on populating Hannah Hamlet. Every free woman has at least one handmaid and we are introduced to many of them. And how they got to be what they were.

    534 Black Beauty is the first new handmaid, not counting Dawn and Eve for they were there from the start of Luna the most beautiful, to sit upon the face of Esau. This is unusual procedure for a slave girl. But it is the way. The reader will understand.

    535 They, Esau, Luna and Black Beauty, are having sex. Lilly has arranged a little engagement dinner with a few friends. Most all of them. Not many. And Esau is licking her. And Namor is licking Barbaralba. Some characters are sleeping.

    536 A long entry. Relative. Much of it is Hannah Hamlet. Some talk of sex but no more than necessary to stay true to history. Brian made scissors. And there are some little fish on Alexandria. A day to celebrate. The queen of England died a couple days ago, long live the king. Just don’t be a dick about it. Silly royalty nonsense. But okay. And Lilly and Esau are having their little dinner party. We get there next entry.

    537 Jaded is a word one might use to describe the narrator’s outlook on life. But it is only his personal despondency. There is much hope for the rest of the universe. Some parts. Like Alexandria with its little fish. Reason to party. And it came to pass that the great ring world had little fish. The future was wide open for a beautiful thriving biosphere.

    538 The blessings of the goddess on this day. It is all so cheerful. Violet, who is as fair as Beutay is dark, is next up for bearing a child for the Lord. And the big surprise is Anna Lucia gets a new girlfriend. The wife of George, Charlotte. There is a bit of a story in that vain, as they say. And a short visit from an ostrich. My Love.

    539 Hannah Hamlet has a few more people as building continues. The public bath is a big hit. And after Temple, Esau, Luna and Violet take the wagon up the hill to the woods to have three days of Violet worshipping. And Charlotte has another date with Anna Lucia.

    540 They were in bed at Anna Lucia’s apartment when Jack called. A young college student shot and killed. And when they got there, to the parent’s house of the girlfriend, she was gone. Not answering her phone kind of gone. And Violet was nailing Esau in the rain. Luna watched from the wagon.

    541 They find Molly. She is alive and mostly unharmed but in shock. She has blood in her hair from the head of her murdered boyfriend. Not nice. There are too many morons still abounding. Esau and part of his crew are on a cheese run. Violet has him from dusk till dawn.

    542 Hannah sees her first cock fight in Gomorrah. And she likes Violet. Everyone does. Though not when she is having sex, she is always gentle.

    “Not counting when she cut the head off the wild chicken.”

    And Anna Lucia is happy with her new girlfriend.

    543 The adventures continue. And our characters are enjoying their lot in the plot. And soon the last book will be on the, what. Lap. Bed. Wherever you chose to read it.

    545 Namor had a couple pipes with the Old Man and talked of the future. We are still on the trail with Esau of the Wild. He is busy loving his women. And children. A life I can only imagine as time races by and through me with no regard. So we will fade into history but leave a tale for the madness to witness.

    546 A sheep died just before a friend called to tell me a friend died. Young still. Don’t die young, dear readers. Stay fit and become wise. Or stay foolish. And they were called into the tent of the Lord. He was also fading into the cold dark night of forever bright.

    547 As is the custom, the last entry is bold and hopeful. Even the death of the Lord Amamamabamba was a good night. For he had known the goddess and surrendered onto her and knew the prophecy of his favourite grandson. Also we mention that we are the gods and must take matter and energy in

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    PublisherSteve Howard
    Release dateDec 5, 2022
    ISBN9781005241094
    Lunanity Love Life Cult Love Letter for Luna Book 35
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    Steve Howard

    Born in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada 1960. Moved to London, Ontario, Canada in 1967. Started playing hockey and piano. Went to Sir Wilfred Laurier High School and played the trumpet. Studied Architectural Technology at Fanshawe College of Applied Arts and Sciences. Started playing guitar and writing a little. On a trip to the mountains in 1982 with a friend I decided, or was awakened to the knowledge that I was going to pursue writing. Graduated 1984 and moved to Toronto. Moved to Saarbrücken, Germany in 1993. Have traveled many places in North, Middle and South America and Europe. Besides reading and writing also work on photography and music.

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      Lunanity Love Life Cult Love Letter for Luna Book 35 - Steve Howard

      Lunanity

      Love Life Cult

      Love Letter for Luna

      Book 35

      Steve Howard 773U5

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      Table Of Content

      day 532 24.10.2021

      day 533 25.10.2021

      day 534 26.10.2021

      day 535 27.10.2021

      day 536 28.10.2021

      day 537 29.10.2021

      day 538 30.10.2021

      day 539 31.10.2021

      day 540 01.11.2021

      day 541 02.11.2021

      day 542 03.11.2021

      day 543 04.11.2021

      day 544 05.11.2021

      day 545 06.11.2021

      day 546 07.11.2021

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      day_532_24.10.2021

      Dear Luna: Two months till German Christmas. We will finish your letter before then. I will not tell you. Nor will I tell anyone. But it will be written. It will be typed. And it will be a world cult. Especially if you give your seal of approval.

      Some folk might reckon we don’t need another cult. They just get people hating, fuck is up with this pen. We just started it. When Stoat and I were messing with the Mormons on account they said they wanted to explain shit to us and we figured, fuck, sure. Could be fun. And one guy was cool. Been at it a while. I got to the new guy and he got upset a little and asked me if I could write a book like this. He held the book of Mormon. I said yes. And I’m dyslexic and don’t believe nothing. But hardly mind that dear skeptic readers for no fooling, in the original Qur’an it says at least twice if not thrice. If you can write a better cult, fucking do it. Yes. Exact quote. Read the original Qur’an.

      Ain’t it in old Arabic.

      The point is. One day this new cult, Lunanity, may get pale in the light of stellar communities and need an addendum. Fucking go for it. But remember, the challenge is to make your cult better. So it will need love and cosmic consciousness just to be at par.

      So Luna. Fuck it for today. My arm is toast.

      ___toc___

      day_533_25.10.2021

      No shit on the tulips, Luna My Love. It is a few minutes to noon. And the party is to blame. Kids just would not quit. But that is how it gotta be. And this pen is a cunt. Let us go with another new one. Yes. Better. Got up late. Getting toward eight. The sun already in the sky. No worries. Blueberry apple soup is cooling on the hot plate. On account the hot plate is on off. The men are cutting with petroleum powered whipper snippers, and now burning the plants that have grown before the house. There they are forbidden. They will return in the spring. And so what.

      So we turn the page, as the saying goes, wait for the super short cycle of the wash machine to finish bleaching my shower curtains. Gotta be done. Gets all creepy. Saw the mother of the kid you were holding before you went north to grandma’s. In the fitness studio. Even had a little chat after the event. She goes at it. Some folk just go in and do little. They are not motivated. Just putting in the time like that gonna do any fucking thing.

      And my fucking shoulder is fucking fucked.

      Bunny. Go for a walk in the sun with Mr. Wolf. You can write tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow in your fucking panic pace from day to day. For what, the longest love letter written in the first 20 months of Corona.

      Why are you awake, Mr. Owl.

      I am always awake. Who do you think keeps you doing all those staying alive things.

      Luna, My Love. The afternoon has faded into pre evening. Close to last supper. But first let us ponder a few things. Had a walk in the sun. Quite pleasant. Then I returned and opened a letter from the government. They want copies of bank and energy. It is normal the last few years. Papers copied. I can deal. But it came into my head as a good reason to fall into the abyss. Anyhow. I haven’t packed the chocolate going to Canada. So many things. All to do this week. Luckily. The weather is good and going out is a pleasant trip.

      Not as pleasant as seeing my nana but I think that has fallen away. Now that you are grown up and a busy woman. Like that sad song. Hey, you some time for me, my diapers are full of shit and pee.

      And it came to pass that Luna that most beautiful had a penis in her ass. Oh. Second page and already we rage. Not in a good place today. Not sure how come. Ain’t got nothing up my bum. Maybe just the sadness of old age with nothing much to tell. Fighting to keep from living in hell. And my life is not bad. By rights I should be glad. But I am blanketed in a heavy sad. I keep things plain, no longer tolerant of plaid. I’m a fucking clever and irritating lad.

      And it came to pass that a few years did pass in Hannah Hamlet. Dawn was working on her third pregnancy. There were now four little girls ruling the hearts of those who had anything to do with Esau of the Wild.

      What are their names.

      We know Little Hannah and Christina from Dawn and Eve. Then Dawn and Eve each had one more little girl.

      What are their names.

      Dawn’s second girl is called Angelina and Eve’s second little girl is called Georgina.

      And on top of that action, Kate had a little boy and is pregnant.

      Did she move in with Kent.

      She did. And she has a handmaid not yet pregnant. And there is a rumor that she wants to have the Lord’s seed.

      Is Kent gonna be okay with that action.

      He understands. It brings the family closer in an official way. It guarantees the well being of the handmaid’s child.

      What’s her name.

      Jesus, Luna. How am I to keep track of all these names.

      Write them in a holy scripture.

      You are too wise. Or two Xs. Don’t think there are two Ys.

      Lidia. Lidia is a beautiful girl from India. She was sold by her poor parents. Esau paid for her. A present for Kate. Lidia quickly fell in love with Kate. Her personal salvation. She also loved Luna the most beautiful. Everyone did. Just to be safe.

      Anyhow. If we can get Dawn pregnant we don’t need to wait a year to get Lidia pregnant for she lives under Kent’s roof.

      What about Buddy. Is he gay.

      "Yes and no. He and Jimi spend some intimate times together when they take the sheep on a grass tour but neither is full time gay. That was not so much a thing back then. Every man had his duty to his descendants.

      So who they got.

      Jesus Luna. We need a fucking map.

      Oh. Before we forget. The moon was full brilliant in the morning light up the western sky as I walked back from my morning fitness trip. It was low to the horizon and appeared so bold. It always reminds me of a Sura in the Qur’an that was just not well thought out.

      And he made the moon to give man light at night.

      Da fuck he did. It is half the time in the day sky.

      But whatever. One does not read the Qur’an because it is true. Holy books are never true. This is the truest holy scriptures ever written and much is fiction. Science fiction some of it. True is relative.

      Some people believe The Torah, or Qur’an to be true. And the new testament.

      They have not studied them.

      And it is not the purpose of these holy books. Based often on astrology. The purpose is to have a reference point somewhere in the midst of nowhere. And build some relative meaning. Some language and communication of ideas.

      So, what are their women’s names and who has kids and do all the women get a handmaid.

      "Yes to handmaid. It was the thing back then like pocket computer communication devices are today. Most everyone has multiple electronic devices to make life more manageable and fun. A handmaid, or a slave, was the only way to go for those who could afford them. And often they were simply stolen. Kill the adults of a small city state and take the children. That is biblical. Esau of the Wild was opposed to war and plunder.

      Was he a pussy.

      He was a lover of peace and love. He enjoyed sex with his women and playing with his children and building and selling cheeses.

      The women of Buddy and Jimi.

      Give me a minute or two.

      Jimi and Buddy were delivering cheese to Sodom and the king’s daughter told her father she wanted Jimi to be her man. He was cool with that. Jimi Cheeseman was well off. He ran Esau of the Wild’s cheese imperium. As long as there were sheep and goats, his daughter would be well taken care of.

      The king of Sodom had a party; one could call it a wedding party in this age. They called it something else. And they spoke Semitic languages.

      What is her name.

      Her name, my love, is Jane. Princess Jane. And Jimi the Cheeseman was pleased like a pig in acorn filled mud.

      He liked her.

      He was most delighted. He was figuring the goddess had her hands on him.

      Did she have a handmaid.

      She had two.

      Names, Little Bunny. We need names.

      This is gonna be the book of names.

      Okay. We get to you Buddy. Jane has a sister. So hang on to your testicles while we figure the story with Jane and Jimi. The two beautiful and gentle handmaids from China were called Suzi and Sandi. They were sisters. Sad part of this story is they were stolen as children. Both parents killed and robbed of their

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