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    How to Talk about Wine: Discover the Secrets of Wine Ten Minutes at a Time
    How to Talk about Wine: Discover the Secrets of Wine Ten Minutes at a Time
    How to Talk about Wine: Discover the Secrets of Wine Ten Minutes at a Time
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    How to Talk about Wine: Discover the Secrets of Wine Ten Minutes at a Time

    By Bernard Klem

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    What is terroir? How do grapes become wine? What are tannins? This delightful portable guide has the answers to these questions and much more. Bernard Klem has whipped up a fun, easily digestible handbook that explains everything the novice needs to know to speak intelligently about wine at the store, restaurant, or table. From bottles and labels to the oenophiles lingo, it describes wine essentials, including: smell, taste, color, and effervescence. The left-hand side of each page features basic terminology, while the right-hand side uses more advanced language. For a tasty finale, theres practical information about matching wine with food, shopping for wine, and even what wine to bring as a guest.   Its the witty, wise Wine 101 that every would-be expert should have! 
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherUnion Square & Co.
    Release dateMar 6, 2012
    ISBN9781402790881
    How to Talk about Wine: Discover the Secrets of Wine Ten Minutes at a Time

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      How to Talk about Wine - Bernard Klem

      PART

      1

      It was the smell of vanilla, champagne, longing, marzipan, peaches, smiles, cream, strawberries, raspberries, roses, melting chocolate, lilac, figs, laughter, honeysuckles, kisses, lilies, enchantment, ardor itself.

      —Lily Prior, from her book, Ardor

      WHAT IS WINE, ANYWAY?

      Some people call it the stuff of legends. For the rest of us, it’s fruit juice with a kick. (In this book, I define wine as the product that results from fermented grape juice.)

      In addition, unlike virtually all other kinds of beverages, wine is a living liquid, changing and evolving from its birthplace in a fermentation vat to its final packaging inside the bottle you may be holding this very minute. It can sometimes live over a hundred years, much longer than most of us ever will.

      One of the many reasons people feel so intimidated buying or ordering wine is that they haven’t learned what’s good and what isn’t; what goes with what food or what doesn’t; what’s the right wine to order and drink for a particular occasion.

      Relax. All that mystery is about to end with a simple smile on your face, put there because you’ve gained the confidence to know the white from the red from the pink, the still from the bubbly, the costly from the inexpensive.

      Wine need not be so mysterious. People have been drinking it for over eight thousand years. We drink wine because it tastes so good, especially with the food we eat. It was, and is, made to be enjoyed with good food, although some people sip the more rarified stuff all by themselves (the wines, not the people).

      Of course, you could drink water with just about anything, but why would you want to, when you could make your mouth much happier with a nice cool Riesling, a frosty Sauvignon Blanc, an earthy Pinot Noir, or a spicy Shiraz? (I, for one, don’t walk around sipping from plastic bottles of exotic imported water every few minutes; water is good for cooking, for showering, for brushing teeth, even for giving the lawn and flowers a drink, but it isn’t as good as wine is with food.)

      In a manner of speaking, listen to your mouth. I know, I know, your mouth isn’t all that close to your ears. Still, pay close attention when you eat decent food and drink decent wine with it. When your mouth seems to be pleased with what you put in it, the rest of you has to be, too.

      I’ll talk quite a bit about strange things like happy mouths, or delighted tongues, or satisfied palates. Basically, these are all ways of saying the same thing: when tasting or judging a wine, give it a fair test by being attentive to what your drinking apparatus is saying. If it’s happy, you’ll say things to yourself like, This is good or This is really nice or even This is wonderful! If the wine doesn’t do much for you, you’ll say things like, I don’t care for this or, worse, This is just awful! Which is why there are so many different wines out there begging for your attention. Bottom line: one person’s Yum! could be another person’s Yuck! (For example, my yum is a lusty dry red Zinfandel, but my yuck is a sweet white Zinfandel. Sorry, it’s just the way my nose and mouth work.)

      Keep in mind, though, that drinking wine is all about pleasure. It’s about sharing with family and good friends, good food, good conversation, fun, happy times, and memories to store them all.

      By the end of this little primer on wine, you should have enough knowledge and tools to become a confident wine buyer and drinker. Trust yourself to learn the basics so you can go on to a much more enjoyable wine-drinking future.

      COUNTRIES THAT MAKE WINE

      Most countries in the planet’s temperate zones, north and south, can and do make wine, simply because there are so many thirsty adults in our world. The important factors for grape-growing and winemaking are decent soil, lots of warm sunshine, cool nights, sufficient rainfall (or irrigation), loving care in harvesting, skilled winemaking, and a huge amount of luck. Easy, right?

      Let’s take a quick little tour around the planet to see who’s who and what’s what. The twelve largest wine-producing countries by volume are France and Italy (still slugging it out for the number-one spot), followed by Spain, the United States, Argentina, China (yes, China), Australia, Chile, South Africa, Germany, the Russian Federation, and Romania. As the world warms up, even cool, wet England is finally starting to produce drinkable wines. Most other countries produce such tiny amounts that the wines never leave home.

      Here’s a good place to introduce the concept of Old World and New World—grape growing and winemaking have been divided by most wine experts into two worlds: the old and the new. Old World wines come only from Europe, period. New World wines come from everywhere else, such as North and South America, North and South Africa, the Middle East, China, Australia, and New Zealand (these last two being just about the oldest New Worlds imaginable). Also, know that many Old World-style wines are made in the New World, and many New World-style wines are made in the Old World. Confused yet?

      Anyway, let’s begin: Hugh Johnson and Jancis Robinson, two of the world’s top wine experts (both from cool, wet England), declared in their authoritative book, The World Atlas of Wine: It would be as impossible to think of France without wine as it is to think of wine without France. Amen, that. Nearly all wine authorities give France the biggest chunk of their attention, simply because France has such a long and rich history producing both still and sparkling wine, some of it great, much of it good, some just plain blah. The major wine-producing areas, north to south, are Champagne, Alsace, the Loire Valley, Burgundy, Jura and Savoie, the Rhône Valley, the Southwest, Bordeaux, Languedoc-Roussillon, Provence, and the island of Corsica. It’s hard to travel in France without passing a nearby vineyard. Many people consider France the king of wine countries, or the queen, if you insist. Either way, France continues to rule the high ground of fine

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