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    The Adventures of PB&J: Attack of the Green Goo
    The Adventures of PB&J: Attack of the Green Goo
    The Adventures of PB&J: Attack of the Green Goo
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    The Adventures of PB&J: Attack of the Green Goo

    By Jon Haney

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    When evil scientist Dr. Vile unleashes his green goo zapper, a weapon that changes anything into food, it's up to superhero PB&J to save the day. But PB&J thinks his superpower is super lame. What kind of hero makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches shoot out of his hands? Can PB&J learn to t

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJon Haney
    Release dateJul 19, 2022
    ISBN9798986546308
    The Adventures of PB&J: Attack of the Green Goo

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      Book preview

      The Adventures of PB&J - Jon Haney

      INTRODUCTION

      FREE-DONUT FRIDAYS

      W

      hen Dr. Vile rolled into town on his super green-goo machine, his really bad haircut blowing in the breeze behind him like a wet rag, he had only one thought in mind: take over the world. Of course, he was also thinking about the juicy-looking tacos he had just passed, but this was no time for tacos. Besides, Dr. Vile could just make food—any kind of food—using his green-goo zapper. It was all part of his nasty plan.

      Now, getting zapped with goo might sound like fun to you, but this goo changes you into food, and any kind of food Dr. Vile wants. Including hamburgers.

      The evil scientist wasn’t afraid of anyone, though he was afraid of somethings: kittens, especially the soft, cute, cuddly ones, but thankfully no one knew that (or at least, not yet). Dr. Vile had always been terrified of the little furballs, and every time his family sent him photos of Alex or Agatha, Stripey or Sylvester, he had to delete their texts forever.

      Let’s just say he deleted a lot of texts.

      But really, if any cute kitten ever tried to get near him or even meow from a distance, he would just zap it with his famous green goo. Dr. Vile smiled at the idea of turning a tiny kitten into a hamburger with French fries.

      Yes, he really was that evil.

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      Anyway, Dr. Vile—the smartest scientist in the world—wasn’t in town for hamburgers, kittens, or tacos.

      He was here to take over the galaxy, starting in the smallest town he could find: Goodsprings.

      I don’t even think Google Maps knows about Goodsprings, and I’ve never heard of Amazon making any deliveries there. In fact, the town is so far off the highway that most people have forgotten where the highway even is. Maybe someday they’ll find it again.

      When Dr. Vile stopped at Goodsprings, he laughed and got out his green-goo zapper. It was only a matter of time before he controlled this tiny little town and turned the cars into chocolate pudding.

      Slowly, slowly, Dr. Vile drove down Main Street, looking in every direction for his target: Town Hall and the mayor. Get the mayor, and you get Goodsprings. Get Goodsprings, and you get the taco stand (he really wanted those juicy tacos).

      Finally, his machine pulled into town square. It had been a long drive from his deep, dark cave—also in the middle of nowhere—and Dr. Vile needed a stretch. He got out, cracked his flimsy arms and legs, then sat down and calmly clipped his toenails on the sidewalk.

      Everyone was watching from their windows. Is he going to clean those toenails up? they all thought.

      No. No he wasn’t.

      Superhero Tip #1: Beware of bad guys who clip their toenails. It means they are super well-organized and have extra time for

      conquering stuff.

      After combing his wet-rag hair and looking in a mirror (he had to look good for the big moment), Dr. Vile pressed a tiny button on his white lab coat. His screechy voice rang out on the loudest microphone Goodsprings had ever heard.

      "Um—yes—good day to you people. My name

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