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    Hit by the Cupid Stick
    Hit by the Cupid Stick
    Hit by the Cupid Stick
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    Hit by the Cupid Stick

    By Abigail Owen

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    All’s fair in love and...whatever this is.

    This Valentine’s Day, when a cupid accidentally shoots himself with his own arrow, he falls for a siren whose only job is to lure men to their deaths.

    Charismatic and irresistibly fun, Chance Eroson is a cupid who gets a kick from pairing odd couples and being right about them. Used to getting his way, the only person who shuts him down is the siren who has ruined more than one of his pairings before they started. But his bigger problem is he wants her. He’s always wanted her.

    Elodie Sirenian uses her power for good, only hunting evil men. But after so long, and so many horrible people, her cynicism has settled deep inside. She can turn on the charm when she doesn’t mean it, and they fall for it. Every single one. Every single time.

    Except Chance. He’s the only person—man or god—who has ever challenged her.

    But a cupid’s magic is temporary. There’s no way a true love match is possible. Not this time.

    Each book in the Brimstone, Inc. series is STANDALONE:
    * The Demigod Complex
    * Shift Out of Luck
    * A Ghost of a Chance
    * Bait N' Witch
    * Try as I Smite
    * Hit by the Cupid Stick

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBlue Violet Publishing LLC
    Release dateFeb 1, 2022
    ISBN9781005184599
    Hit by the Cupid Stick
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    Abigail Owen

    Abigail Owen is the #1 New York Times and #1 USA Today bestselling author of 30+ books that range from upper YA (18+) epic romantasy to new adult modern mythic romantasy to super spicy adult paranormal romance. She loves magical worlds with plots that move hot and fast, feisty heroines with sass, heroes with heart, a dash of snark, and oodles of HEAs! Other titles include: wife, mother, Star Wars geek, ex-competitive skydiver, AuDHD, spreadsheet lover, Jeopardy! fanatic, organizational guru, true classic movie buff, linguaphile, wishful world traveler, and chocoholic. Abigail currently resides in Austin, Texas, with her own swoon-worthy hero, their (mostly) angelic teenagers, and an adorable fur baby. abigailowen.com

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      Hit by the Cupid Stick - Abigail Owen

      HIT BY THE CUPID STICK

      BRIMSTONE INC.

      Abigail Owen

      Copyright © January 2022, Abigail Owen

      Smashwords Version

      Dedication

      To My Awesome Nerds

      HIT BY THE CUPID STICK

      All’s fair in love and…whatever this is.

      This Valentine’s Day, when a cupid accidentally shoots himself with his own arrow, he falls for a siren whose only job is to lure men to their deaths.

      * * *

      Charismatic and irresistibly fun, Chance Eroson is a cupid who gets a kick from pairing odd couples and being right about them. Used to getting his way, the only person who shuts him down is the siren who has ruined more than one of his pairings before they started. But his bigger problem is he wants her. He’s always wanted her.

      Elodie Sirenian uses her power for good, only hunting evil men. But after so long, and so many horrible people, her cynicism has settled deep inside. She can turn on the charm when she doesn’t mean it, and they fall for it. Every single one. Every single time.

      Except Chance. He’s the only person—man or god—who has ever challenged her.

      But a cupid’s magic is temporary. There’s no way a true love match is possible. Not this time.

      Chapter 1

      Elodie idly sipped at the fluffy pink drink some man at the bar had sent to her in an unoriginal bid for her attention. Some Valentine’s Day special with candy hearts floating in the frothy top. The holiday was only days away. She really was more of a whiskey girl, but if the poor shmuck wanted to pay for her drink, she wasn’t going to argue.

      The uber confident man, dressed to the nines in a three-piece power suit, hair perfectly styled, teeth perfectly white, flashed her a smile and lifted his own glass in her direction. She caught the blip of hesitation that matched his aura, so she threw him a bone and tipped her drink in thanks.

      She did not smile. Smiling would be an invitation, and three-piece-suit guy wasn’t her target.

      The man next to him, however…

      Dressed casually in threadbare jeans and a t-shirt that looked as if he’d slept in it, her prey ran his fingers through shaggy, dirty-blond hair that needed a cut. Not a single woman in here was giving him a second look. There was only one reason Elodie was.

      That aura.

      The colored haze floating around him was as clear to Elodie as the crystals in her favorite bracelet. Not black, like many of the men she hunted, his was a muddy mix of brown, grey, orange, and red. Studying auras was like a siren’s road map of the human soul, telling her the most important information of who and what a person was in that moment.

      She’d never—not in her two hundred years, seen a mix of colors quite like this. Self-involvement. Hopelessness. Self-control. Aggression. And anger. Lots and lots of anger.

      As a siren, her job was to lure unsuspecting men to their deaths.

      It had taken her only a single kill, when she’d matured and the hunger of her inner monster had first come upon her, to realize that she couldn’t do what she did to good men. But to men who deserved it? Violent men. Abusive men. Those who posed serious threats to women, children, or innocent animals... Yeah. She had no problem ridding the world of their kind.

      Three-piece-suit tipped his glass again, like she hadn’t seen him a second ago.

      What Elodie wanted to do was roll her eyes. What she did was lift her left hand and point to the diamond ring winking on her fourth finger. The ring she’d just slipped on under the bar. The one she’d bought herself just to deal with crap like this.

      Three-piece-suit shrugged like that wasn’t a problem and she briefly toyed with the idea of teaching him a lesson, just a peek at her monster, before she dealt with muddy-aura-guy beside him. But the suit was harmless. His aura was almost entirely yellow. He wanted to be alpha, but he was more like a puppy dog panting for attention.

      Give him a scrap and he’d never leave her alone. Deliberately she swiveled the stool, turning away.

      I hope you haven’t set your heart on the one I’m after, a deep, annoyingly familiar voice teased from behind her. Because I have dibs.

      Chance Eroson.

      A royal pain in Elodie’s perfectly formed ass.

      Elodie closed her eyes and reached for patience. Sirens were supposed to be known for that particular character trait, but she never had been like her sisters.

      Chance, she acknowledged, pasting an insincere smile to her lips as she faced him.

      Even knowing what to expect, impressions still hit in rapid succession. Broad shoulders, trim hips, a face somewhere between rugged and boy-next-door with floppy sandy-colored hair that somehow still appeared styled, and laughing blue eyes. Always laughing, at least at her. Unlike that panting puppy at the bar, Chance wore his three-piece suit—the suit didn’t wear him. The red tie was a nice, if obvious, touch given what he was and the upcoming holiday.

      If sin had a face, it would look like Chance Eroson. The man was as handsome as they came. Then again, a cupid would be. A child of gods, and a god himself, if a minor one, the man was genetically blessed. Same as Elodie. Which should make her immune.

      It didn’t. Which was the most frustrating part.

      Wanting him was a character flaw she hadn’t ever given into. As long as she didn’t count getting herself off to thoughts of him. Which Elodie didn’t.

      Worse, his aura was…nothing. No color surrounded him. She’d found the same to be true of any creatures gifted with extra-long life and supernatural powers. Dragon shifters, berserkers, demigods, witches, it didn’t matter.

      Did it bother her that she couldn’t get a read on him?

      Absolutely. But she’d never admit it to him the same way she’d never admit to wanting him.

      He’d better not be after the guy she was hunting.

      Since arriving in New York some hundred years ago, she and Chance had clashed every so often. Usually when he wanted to hook some couple up, shoot them full of arrows that would make them fuck like rabbits and fall in love, and she had to intervene. The last time, he’d almost convinced her that the man in question would let go of his evil thoughts, thoughts the guy had never acted, for the right woman. That she would give the man a better outlook on life. A better outlet for his kind of energy too.

      Almost. That man’s aura had told her a different story though.

      Chance could have been right. People were capable of change. But that guy wasn’t. He may not have acted on his thoughts, but he would. Eventually.

      She’d made Chance see it her way in the end.

      Luckily, they hadn’t clashed over too many people. Normally, Chance got it right, as far as she could tell. Though the man seemed to get a thrill from successfully pairing odd couples no one else would have seen together. Chance was in it for the challenge. She was in it for the mission. Rid the world of people who would see it burn. That and to slake the thirst of her monster.

      Who are you after? she asked. She even used a pleasant tone of voice.

      He stepped in closer, spinning her stool so she faced the bar, then closer still. Not touching, but she could feel the heat of him, the length of him, at her back. He leaned down to put his lips to her ear. Him, he said in a low voice.

      It had been a long time since a simple whisper had turned her on. She saw the worst in men. Even if she didn’t kill them, she

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