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    Exiled from Almost Everywhere
    Exiled from Almost Everywhere
    Exiled from Almost Everywhere
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    Exiled from Almost Everywhere

    By Juan Goytisolo

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    In Exiled from Almost Everywhere, Juan Goytisolo's perverse mutant protagonist—the Parisian "Monster of Le Sentier"—is blown up by an extremist bomber and finds himself in the cyberspace of the Thereafter with an infinite collection of computer monitors. His curiosity piqued, he uses the screens at hand to explore the multiple ways war and terrorism are hyped in the Hereafter of his old life where he once happily cruised bathrooms and accosted children. Ricocheting from life to death and back again, meeting various colorful demagogues along the way—the imam "Alice," a pedophile Monsignor, and a Rastafarian rabbi—our "Monster" revisits seedy democracies that are a welter of shopping-cities and righteous violence voted in by an eternally duped citizenry and defended by the infamous erogenous bomb. At once fantastical and cruelly real, Exiled from Almost Everywhere hurtles the reader through our troubled times in a Swiftian series of grisly cartoon screenshots.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDalkey Archive Press
    Release dateApr 19, 2011
    ISBN9781564786517
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      Feb 22, 2019

      The coarsest morsel of private life invades the public sphere and the brutalized inhabitants of our insignificant marble only seem exist as news items.

      Goytisolo has always been lurking in my adult life. Slipping into the frame, always out of focus. Most novelists wind up drifting away. I can't explain the mechanics of literary gravity. I don't know the flaws of orbit. What merits retention? G's biography has always held an integrity for me. This remains the case even if it is steeped in humiliation. Ostracized as a Red, a Queer and finally as Arabophile, Goytisolo kept his poise even if his prose is often maddening. I keep approaching the late works as postscripts or summations. They are hardly such.

      This is a novel about Extremism and Information. The afterlife is an internet cafe and cyberspace is our posterity. A suicide bomber has killed an author. (maybe Our Author) He'd prefer to stay dead but instead is inundated by updates and status feeds form the world, especially Revolutionaries and the Beautiful Ones, whose tension is a synergy, one predicated on the ongoing suffering in the shanties of the world. This is the Goytisolo of Marx Family Saga or States of Siege. Exiled is brusque satire, one weedy with resignation.

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    Exiled from Almost Everywhere - Juan Goytisolo

    IN THE HEREAFTER

    Just as he was leaving the wake for one of his acquaintances in the locality, the Italian barber on the corner (whose verbal diarrhea and constant recourse to clichés he preferred to dodge) smirked like a smart-ass and quipped: The afterlife must be really wild, don’t you reckon? As far as I know, nobody’s ever tried to get back to this dump!

    The Forza Italia patriot got it totally wrong because, even when reduced to smithereens, he had decided he did want to return to the planet where a terrorist detonated the explosive device hidden in the lining of his gabardine, thus dispatching him and his book to the Hereafter. He suddenly found himself in a deserted cybercafé with thousands (millions) of computers and their respective workstations. A giant panel flashed on and off, tirelessly repeating the same message: VIRTUAL UNIVERSE. He didn’t know what to do next or what was expected of him and roamed the void of infinite space until he flopped down exhausted in front of one of the keyboards only to see his own face on the screen, complete with hat and dark tinted glasses under the heading The Monster of Le Sentier.

    What else could he do but explore every opportunity offered by the data and information from the electronic galaxy and its vast array of programs to suit all tastes and ages? His memory when alive had been replaced by a new one he now played with, despite being so inept and clumsy, as the e-mails kept flowing in. He started exchanging messages (his caustic ramblings and fantasies) with visible or anonymous computer geeks who simply had to type in sentiermonster@hotmail to establish contact, attracted maybe by the puerile extremism and suspect nature of writing that you, my long-suffering reader, can now judge for yourself.

    HIS FIRST STEPS

    The knowing reader will wonder how a clumsy cuss like him, unable to open an umbrella or wind up a watch, was able to navigate his computer and communicate with both the world from which he’d been dispatched and the starry nebula of the Hereafter.

    Death isn’t what you think it is, dear friend: you’ll find out sooner or later. You can just as easily find yourself in a cybercafé the size of an Olympic stadium as floating in the weightlessness of space, or helplessly trapped in a traffic jam with an objectionable Madrid taxi driver for company (whose monologue on human rights you’ll get to hear later on in the book), or encapsulated in the meager gray matter of a scatterbrain who masquerades as a professor.

    Fantasies I’ve cooked up? Come break the flimsy membrane separating us, and your very own virtual eyes will see the scatterbrain, the ineffable next-door neighbor of the deceased Monster of Le Sentier. Listen to her, my skeptical friend, as the pearls of wisdom pour from her small, straight-lined beak, and she shakes her flabby body and many-colored plumage.

    I’d already told you so a thousand times! They get everywhere like microbes from a plague! They steal and deal drugs to finance their terrorist attacks. I’ve just received an invitation to join a patriotic march and I’d like you to come. If we don’t drop nuclear bombs on the countries they’re from, all is lost: they will annihilate us!

    Don’t try to plug your ears, soul brother. You have none. The latest whispers reach your mind without passing through the senses. The ether encompasses everything, even that trivial conversation.

    LAUNDERING

    Who’d give any credibility to the words of a dead man? The unlikely reader of these lines might like to see them off with a shrug of the shoulders and send them flying into the wastebin. But, believe me, it would be a mistake.

    When we cross the fragile membrane separating us from the Hereafter, we are transformed, though we remain ourselves, as we gaze from afar at our tiny Earth and assess its puny worth. Seated in front of his computer, the Monster reviews messages and declarations from the place where time flew by that have mysteriously filtered through to his web page with its secret password:

    Take a drive through the stinking masses in that limousine custom-made for you and the Chantilly Cream of the planet.

    Contact the Wright-Patterson Air Force base in Dayton, Ohio. You’ll love what they have to offer. An erogenous bomb custom-made for you!

    As the list of suggestions is interminable, the deceased is moved in turn to write an e-mail to a correspondent he doesn’t know, though he must be someone, he imagines, close to his own subversive ideas and unsettling sense of humor:

    If love for the Holy Spirit can launder souls, why wouldn’t the bank of that name launder money? If you are in agreement, contact us and send us your savings. The Paraclete guarantees a quick and handsome return.

    Still fazed by the speed of cyberspace, to his surprise and astonishment, our mini-hero immediately receives a long epistle or, rather, a sermon. Unfortunately, the text is in Latin, and the only thing he can decipher is the e-mailer’s signature: an enigmatic Monsignor.

    NOSTALGIA FOR THE THEREAFTER

    He inevitably went for a wander around his district. Nobody seemed to recognize him or stopped to say hello and chat about the weather. He tried to keep his distance from his old abode, wanting to avoid untimely encounters with his neighbors. He realized nonetheless that innumerable security cameras were filming him. Although his appearance didn’t match the standard terrorist profile popularized by the media, his glasses and idiosyncratic gabardine, inappropriate for a sunny morning and the summer heat, might perhaps arouse the suspicions of the Intelligence Services. He sat down in a café near the Ludovicus Magnus Arch and lit up a joint. Before even taking his order, the waiter pointed to the sign prohibiting smoking inside and he threw his butt on the ground, embarrassed and shamefaced. His proverbial clumsiness betrayed him. He went down the nearest metro entrance, bought a ticket at the counter, pretended to consult the map, then decided against repeating his usual itinerary around promiscuous, potentially perilous alleys, and went back up to the boulevard’s packed sidewalk. He was trying to shake putative stalkers off his trail and rehearsed the old route of the hero of L’Éducation Sentimentale, which had been transformed overnight into the general headquarters of the ultra-media-conscious President of the Republic. Given his marching orders by that man’s muscular marshals, he turned heel and

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