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    Don’T Buy This Book If You Are Stupid, Because It’S Probably About You
    Don’T Buy This Book If You Are Stupid, Because It’S Probably About You
    Don’T Buy This Book If You Are Stupid, Because It’S Probably About You
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    Don’T Buy This Book If You Are Stupid, Because It’S Probably About You

    By Edward J. Rydzy

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    I know you think I am just joking about the title of the book, but I am not. People do the oddest things, and I just feel that it is about time that you humans get pulled up on some of these things. If your ego is fragile, dont read this book. Have someone read it to you.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheriUniverse
    Release dateJan 13, 2017
    ISBN9781532014871
    Don’T Buy This Book If You Are Stupid, Because It’S Probably About You
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    Edward J. Rydzy

    Ed has been there and done that. He has an honorable discharge from the army, went to college, hiked Europe, and taught in China. He has lived in many different states and been to college four times. He has seen a lot and is now sharing his views, wisdom, and adventures in this brutally honest, thought-stirring book written with harsh language. Do not read this if you are faint of heart. It is adult material—for adults only.

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      Don’T Buy This Book If You Are Stupid, Because It’S Probably About You - Edward J. Rydzy

      CHAPTER 1

      DRIVING IN AMERICA

      Starting with this lovely topic we have to dissect the two sides to everything:

      • Old vs. Young

      • Inner City vs. Rural

      • SMART vs. FUCKING STUPID…

      …The last one is the one that matters.

      Now I don’t mean book smart, I mean common sense wise

      To quote ARISTOTLE: Well begun is half done. So let’s start this book off right.

      Most of you are not at fault for driving like old crack heads. Most of you were taught by old fashioned people that actually had to pay for their mistakes, not scream: I have a lawyer, it’s because I am black, or I am suing the car company, its a recall problem.

      I am sincerely ashamed of people that do not pay attention or respect the fact that they are driving around in over 2 tons of metal. It’s about time you fools kept the flow of traffic going and stay alert and aware of your environment… god damn morons!

      Here is what makes me write about drivers:

      1. If you drive under 55 on the highway, you’re a fuck head, keep it flowing assholes

      2. If you pull out in front of me and go slow or turn immediately, you suck shit!

      3. If you are on your cell phone and swerving all over, fucking die ...please!

      4. If you are old and feel that 15 mph in the city works, fuck off. I believe the old farts of the world should have to take a dexterity drivers test after 65 to keep their licenses also. Yes, you’re a danger, jerk offs. What possible defense do you have?

      5. If you think you can take up two (or more) parking places because you’re an inbred redneck with a F250 or whatever, you’re as shitty as what you shovel and drive and you deserve your life.

      6. If you like to throw you cigarette butts out the window…join them on the way out and make room for respectful, non-littering persons on the road, you fucking cocks. Stop sleeping with your cousins, Idiots!

      7. If you think I’m fast, good. You’re slow, and I don’t want to stay behind you, so stop whining and drive

      8. If you get mad at me for passing you, drive faster Grammy, I have a life. Places to go, things to do

      9. If your kids drive better than you & their balls haven’t dropped yet, you suck!

      10. If you think I am wrong. That’s okay… You Still Suck, learn how to drive !

      11. If your face is almost smashed up against the windshield and you are white knuckling the fucking steering wheel, get of f the road assholes!

      12. Basically; if you are insecure, afraid of every car that passes you, or you do not really want to drive… then don’t drive! Save my friends & Family’s lives

      13. On second thought, forget it. Stay off the road ass. I’ll feel much better.

      14. I really love these school speed limits too. I mean do we really need to crawl around schools? Oh, but you’re saving my kids, don’t you love your kids, you monster? Yeah, my two pack a day smoking teenagers that never listen to teachers and demand to be treated like adults… screw em! I mean in my days, a teacher could smack a brat. Maybe we should bring it back? Maybe?

      15. BLINKERS! Fucking USE THEM !!!!

      16. Now do not forget: the government wants to protect you from traffic, so they enforce seat belt laws… but NOW they are legalizing pot, repealed prohibition and never thought twice about cigarettes, but they’re looking out for your safety. Idiots. But whose worst, them for making more money for them to spend on them (wow! Lots of them, hunh?

      17. You know… as I constantly drive around in this same area, I came to the extremely harsh realization that I am not normal, I am a mutant and no one finds me funny, because … well here is my list of stupidity and accepted abnormalities:

      ✓ These people (like most of you) are not in any type of hurry… I AM

      ✓ These people do not work. Most of them are on disability…I AM NOT

      ✓ These people save their money for needs: like cigarettes, beer and drugs…I DO NOT

      ✓ These people are afraid to drive near the speed limit as they are wasted…I AM NOT

      ✓ These people are not licensed, due to losing their licenses to DWI…I HAVE MINE

      ✓ Most people have no road courtesies, they care about no one but themselves, until church or family get together’s. And with their gene pool getting real shallow, this also accounts for their driving terrors. That and the fact they’ve been in more accidents then most of their NASCAR heroes… I have been in 0 accidents, 37 years.

      I know so many prime examples of road stupidity, I just do not know where to begin… Yeah, I do.

      • I got this gal pal whom cannot drive at night or near the yellow line. I explain to her she’s a nervous driver. She says no, she just doesn’t like driving near other cars or yellow lines. So if you don’t like crowds you have agoraphobia or are just a fucking coward? Choose

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