The Redundant Dragons
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Queen Verity is queen only because her mother has said she has to be. She agrees because, after all, somebody has to liberate the dragons who have long toiled in the boiler room bowels of the city. Now that they are free, nobody has any idea what to do with them or how to feed them.
Everyone is used to dragons being docile cogs in the mach
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The Redundant Dragons - Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
Contents
Copyright Page
Dedication and Acknowledgements
Advanced Readers’ Blurbs
Chapter 1
Chapter 5
Chapter 10
Chapter 15
Chapter 19
About the Author
The Redundant Dragons
by
Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
All rights reserved
Copyright © October 18, 2018, Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
Cover Art Copyright © 2018, Karen Gillmore
Gypsy Shadow Publishing, LLC.
Lockhart, TX
www.Gypsyshadow.com
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ISBN: 978-1-61950-342-7
Published in the United States of America
First eBook Edition: November 23, 2018
Dedication
This book is dedicated to its Kickstarter backers, especially Anne Young and Stephanie Bonsanti, as well as to Nelson's Blood, my sea shanty group, who inspired the nautical bits.
Acknowledgements
I would like to thank my editors and publishers, Charlotte Holley and Denise Bartlett of Gypsy Shadow Publishing, cover artist Karen Gillmore, cheering squad and first beta readers Becky Kyle and Tania Opland who helped me navigate the story and suggested Malady should be a major player instead of a minor irritation. Thanks also to my final beta readers, Carolyn LaPlant, Becky Kyle (again), and Morgiana Halley.
What follows is a list of my Kickstarter backers for this book. Thank you.
Linda Cork, Joanne Forster, CE Murphy, Daniel Vinette, Anne Young, Wooster, Charlotte Holley and Denise Bartlett, Julia Bonser, Ruth J. Burroughs, Kristal Dalgetty, Jory Bernstein, Katherine Roe, Curtis Berry, Lis Halliday-Tyler, Susan Mandel, Corey Liss, Isaac 'Will it Work' Dansicker, Donna Bailly, Gail Sullivan, Jean-Marie Ward, Cynthia F. Shelley, Chad Bowden, Laurie Hicks, Gwen and Steven Yaple, Diana Rehfield, Gavran, Joella Berkner, Stella Sloop, Liv Margareth Alver, Daniella Gembala, PyrrhaIphis, Marti Wulfow Garner, Deborah Fishburn, Laurie Weaver, Katrina Oppermann, Sandy Hershelman, Daniel Pelletier, Becky Kyle, Victoria L. Sullivan, Jesse Fitzsimmons, Janice Ziv, Shala Kerrigan, Cat Allen, Barbara A Denz, Stephanie Bonsanti, Paul Bullard, Shannon Scollard, Tania Opland, Kirsten Pieper-Schulz, Amy Browning, Kal Powell, Carol Guess, Sandra Doherty, Vicky DiSanto, Thomas Bull, Katherine L. Mock, Esha, Christine Boyer Maj, Erica Hamerquist, Tom Linton, Greg Hallock, Elizabeth Sloan, Kathleen Lane, Traevynn, Jane Anderson, Marketa Zvelebil, Marilyn L. Alm, Jeanne Evans, Karen Gillmore, Jamie Cloud Eakin, Arnd Empting, Ted Briggs-Comstock, Virgina Korleski, Debby Rodrig, Carol Berry, Barbara Chandler-Young, Jinjer Stanton, Sarah Frazier, Karen Bull, Otomo, Lee Jackson, Kevin Andrew Murphy, and Lynn Garren.
Advanced Readers’ Blurbs
Clever, amusing, and inventive. Don’t read it last thing before bed because you won’t be able to stop. A considerable gallery of well-drawn characters. Verity is a splendid creation and very sound on dragons. And there are Ghost-Cats. What else could we want?
—Kerry Greenwood
Author of the Phryne Fisher detective novels (Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries TV series) and The Spotted Dog in the Corinna Chapman series
The Redundant Dragons is a book chock full of quirky characters, effervescent dialogue and wicked humor. The story rockets from one character to another without a misstep. But underlying the fun there’s a serious theme reflecting the best and worst in humanity (and dragonity) and a reminder of how easy it is to find oneself on the wrong side. Although this is the second in a series, I had no trouble following the plot. Now I MUST find the first, which I expect to enjoy just as much.
—Sharan Newman
Author of the Guinevere series and the Catherine LeVenseur Mystery series
Scarborough’s Redundant Dragons is a wicked swirl of humor, fantasy and astute social commentary that moves along so fast you almost don’t notice how deep it goes.
—Joyce Thompson
Author of Bones, Sailing My Shoe to Timbuktu, and the novelization of Harry and the Hendersons
Elizabeth Ann Scarborough does it again with another fantastic light-hearted fantasy where dragons aren’t the villains, but likable heroes.
—Pamela K. Kinney
Author of How the Vortex Changed my Life, Haunted Richmond and Haunted Virginia
Elizabeth Ann Scarborough’s new installment of the Songs from the Seashell Archives series slides through fantasy, literature, sci-fiction, and song as easily as one of her time-traveling characters slips through the ages. A reluctant queen, a pirate’s curse, and a thunder of delinquent dragons are only the beginning in this fanciful tale. Oh, and ghost cats. We mustn’t forget the ghost cats!
—Mollie Hunt
Author of The Crazy Cat Lady Cozy Mystery Series
Dragons, a bard, and witches, Oh yes! I made some new friends, and greeted some old ones. I even sang along with the bard. Elizabeth Ann Scarborough grabbed my attention with a Song of Sorcery and has kept it ever since.
—Elisa Ballou
I really couldn't put the book down. I had to know what was going to happen to the reluctant queen and her fanciful friends next!
—J. M. Jennings aka Billie Maverick
Author of The Drenching
Chapter 1: Dragons At Large
The controversial new queen watched from the battlements as the former drone dragons made their presumably joyous exodus from their workplace dungeons. More than one blinked nervously, poking its head out to look up and down the city streets. Then, claw by claw, each slunk out of its industrial den, abandoning the familiarity of the only home it had known for many years, if not its entire life.
‘Hooray, the dragons are free at last!’ thought the truth-and-justice side of Queen Verity, followed by the more realistic thought. ‘Oh dear, the dragons are free. Now what?’
Malady Hyde, the queen’s personal assistant, her predatory eye keen for signs of weakness in her monarch, swooped in to stand beside her. The crumbling gray stone of the castle’s jagged roof had recently been reinforced with a lacework of wrought iron studded at intervals with the latest distant-viewing apparatuses.
Just look at what you’ve done now!
Malady said. Liberating dragons is all very well, but the next question is who will liberate us from the tyranny of dragons once they figure out that without the kibble, they have the upper claw.
Malady was a stranger to truth as Verity knew it, which made their relationship even more antagonistic than it would have been solely because of their differing worldviews, but in this case the queen very much feared that Malady had a point.
Verity had a feeling that the rest of the population of Queenston, whom she supposed she ought to think of as her subjects, were less than enthusiastic about the turn events had taken since she was recognized as the first royal to reign in four generations. Her feeling, as usual, was not wrong.
Verity knew she wasn’t good at queening. Her mother had assumed that Verity’s ability to tell the truth and be able to detect lies would be an asset in a leader. In fact, it made it almost impossible. The problem was that in politics, everyone was lying, all the time, in such tangled webs of interwoven falsehood that she couldn’t say who was being untruthful about what since it all gave her an unbearable, raging headache. The pain had never been so bad in her life. Malady, appointed her assistant by the same troublesome mother who had appointed Verity queen, kept going to court in her stead, since lies were her native tongue.
In the politics of dragons, however, Malady was missing something. The dragons were no longer dependent on the kibble, but neither would they have anything else to eat for very long. The wild game was already much depleted in a matter of a few days, and the head of the Cattleperson’s Association had begun complaining of livestock predation. It’s not like we’re made of coos,
were his exact words.
When Verity consulted dragon-wrangler Toby, and his dragon Taz about the matter, Taz flew off and conferred with some of the other dragons.
They say that’s too bad,
Taz relayed via Toby. But the humans made their living on dragon backs for long enough and it’s no good complaining now that the tables are turned.
Well, yes,
Verity said. I’d be the first to agree, except that humans have to eat, too, if they are to raise food for dragons. If dragons take whatever they like whenever, everyone will be starving very soon. I begin to appreciate the genius of the kibble.
Meanwhile dragons darkened the skies and crowded the streets. Actually, just one good-sized dragon was enough to crowd almost any street. Dragons lurked atop every building, like so much menacing architecture. Fire strobed overhead from dragons whose jobs had dictated timed releases of flame. Now that they were free, they couldn’t quite kick the habit of firing according to their old schedules.
Horatio and Myrtle
Why don’t they go back where they came from?
complained Horatio the Hair, the Queenstreet barber, casting a glance of indignation not untinged with fear over his shoulder as he entered his shop. A grayish drake the size of a coach met his eye with a glare from a baleful yellow one.
I’m afraid that’s exactly what they’re doing, but perhaps you’d like to be the first to suggest it to them?
his wife Myrtle, replied.
The government should be doing something about this,
he said.
Perhaps that new lass, whatsername, the queen, will sort it out,
Myrtle said soothingly.
He snorted. From what I hear, she’s to blame.
Her Majesty’s Disability
Verity was of the same opinion. She was indeed to blame for the dragon situation. Toby, the dragon-wrangler, and his scaly partner, Taz, had instigated most of what he called a strike on the part of dragons suing for better food and working conditions. Even prior to that, they had, perhaps rather impulsively, destroyed most of the kibble formerly used to control the dragons through their diet, and disrupted the breeding program.
Verity’s mother, who had missed being queen by a hundred years or so before insisting that the burden of the crown become Verity’s, had also been responsible. But it was the queen’s job to take the blame for unfortunate ramifications of events she set in motion. Someone better at the job could have made the consequences look like part of a plan. Verity not only lacked the talent for such pretense, but was constitutionally incapable of it, due to her curse.
Once her mother had forced everyone who was anyone in Queenston to acknowledge and honor the royal succession, she’d disappeared, off traveling, even time traveling, although Verity had not a clue what that actually involved, It had to be a real thing, or her curse would have let her know.
Nor was her father any help. Since his near-fatal accident, he had undergone a radical transformation involving a fish tail and a musical career, and thus far did not seem to remember who she was.
Her mother’s old traveling companion, the family solicitor, N. Tod Belgaire, was out of the city supposedly locating an old history teacher to tutor Verity in the ways of royalty. The country hadn’t had one since her grandmother, Queen Bronwyn, sat upon the throne at the beginning of the Great War. Since that time, Argonia had become a commercial client nation of neighboring Frostingdung. Verity’s return to the throne was supposed to break the chains of Frostingdung’s economic hegemony over her land. The breaking of those chains, both real and metaphorical, was to begin with those that bound the dragons to industrial servitude.
It was a good plan, but she had failed to foresee that the solution to that problem could create many other, possibly worse ones.
Her views were not undisputedly popular and received no validation from anyone, least of all the Crown Council, particularly the members who had owned interests in kibble production.
I do not know what to do,
she confided finally to absolutely the worst person possible, Malady Hyde.
Of course, you don’t, you idiot, um, Your Majesty. You have no aptitude for this any more than you did for needlepoint when we took Introduction to Ladycraft at school.
Verity still had no idea what she had ever done to her mother, absent for the best part of her life, that her un-maternal maternal parent would foist Malady on her as an advisor.
You don’t think she’ll give me good advice, surely?
she’d challenged her mother before they parted.
No, but you’ll know the difference and can just do the opposite from what she advises. I have my reasons.
That made sense, up to a point, but although she had never been wounded badly enough to know how it felt having salt poured into a wound, she suspected it must have been much like she felt about Malady.
The worst of it was, the advisers and nobles all listened to whatever Malady said and in general seemed to get on with her in a way they did not get on with their queen.
Verity’s initial meeting with them had made that abundantly clear.
The Queen Game
She had tried to conform to what a queen was supposed to be according to the history books. She did her best to look the part, wearing the blue satin gown made for her by Madame Marsha. She’d straightened her spine, so she stood imposingly tall, her full height only a foot short of the massive oaken doors leading from the castle’s entrance hall to the audience chamber and council room.
She’d settled the family tiara on her red-gold hair, which was plaited into a braided crown, making a cushion to support the tiara so it didn’t dig into her skull.
She’d cleared her throat and said Scat!
as she waded through the crowd of short shadowy figures slithering over her feet, between her and the door. The ghost cats could walk through walls, of course, as was the ghostly custom, but they preferred to wait to see if someone else, someone two-legged and solid, would open the door properly for them, as was the catly custom.
When no one else hastened to open it, as they really ought to for a queen (even if one doesn’t respect the person, she’d always been taught, one must respect the rank). she did it herself and the shadows slithered into the room ahead of her.
At a great long table, nine prosperous looking men sat talking. The talking didn’t stop when she walked into the room. At the elbow of each man sat a young woman, each more comely than the last, and each seated at her own little table, and on each of these nine tables clacked a substantial Smythe-Coronet typing machine.
This symmetry was broken only by the presence of an additional young woman, Malady (Verity had to hand it to her. She’d had to move fast to get to court and subvert everyone between the time Verity got off the train and the time she appeared at the door), whose brittle titter erupted when she stole a glance at her old schoolmate, now her queen.
Excuse me, Uncle Oscar, Uncle Horace,
the treacherous cow said, there she is now. Are we supposed to bow or something?
Verity tried out a royal glare. It was just the same as her usual one, which she actually didn’t use a great deal.
Malady, I wondered where you’d gone,
she said. I thought you were supposed to be my assistant?
Not that Verity had ever imagined such an arrangement would work out. Her mother had used the dragon-calming kibble in baked goods that caused people to behave—quite temporarily—in ways so unlikely it would have seemed more likely if they’d turned into frogs.
She recognized three of these kibble-influenced people among the men seated at the table from the conclave at Fort Iceworm.
"I am assisting you, Bossy Boots, Malady retorted.
I was telling my dear uncles all about you and what we might expect from your reign."
Except for the table, the typing tables, and the chairs occupied by the men, their assistants, and Malady, it was Standing Room Only in the vast chamber. Verity had once toured the castle with one of her classes, shortly before her expulsion from that particular school. She seemed to recall there had been more chairs then.
Looking for your throne, Majesty?
Sir Cuthbert, the head of the Crown Council, asked. I fear it was in mothballs in the royal attic and it needs to be cleaned and reupholstered. There’s a bench against that window over there.
He swung his arm, flourishing the silken crimson sleeve of his robe of office.
A few of the ghost cats already reclined on the bench, while more stood in the window well, looking out the narrow, arched slit as the eye of something else, no doubt a curious dragon, looked in. Other ethereal felines sprawled across the middle of the conference table. One jumped onto the shoulder of a typist and peered over her shoulder as she pecked at her machine. The girl looked up from her machine and gave the feline apparition a startled glance. Verity recognized the typist. She started to say her name, Fi—
But her former classmate, Fiona Featherstone, shook her head ever so slightly. She rolled her eyes then dipped her head to return to her typing machine. The cat rubbed itself through her cheek, sprawling across the keyboard so Fiona’s fingers had to tap through the transparent form with every keystroke. Perhaps it tickled. Fiona Featherstone kept her head down.
Fiona had been in the first level at the second of the schools Verity had flunked out of, but Fiona left first. Verity hadn’t known her well, but liked her. She didn’t put on airs and was irreverent and outspoken. Verity was sorry to see her go.
At the schools they attended, one could get expelled for a variety of reasons, such as non-payment of fees or behavioral or social gaffes. The worst offenses involved boys and there had been some wild stories about Fiona after she left, though later Verity heard that Fiona’s widowed father had died recently so her departure had to do with the financial offense and not with boys after all. Verity was glad to see she seemed to have landed on her feet.
At any rate, she didn’t seem to want to be recognized, and Verity knew better than to ask Malady about her. Doing so would probably bring down some punishment on the poor girl’s head, if not cause her to be dismissed.
Verity headed toward the bench, feeling eyes on her back and hearing snickers, only one of which sounded like Malady’s. If they thought she was going to park herself clear over there while they conducted court business without her, they were very much mistaken. Because of her Frost Giant heritage (on her mother’s side), Verity was not only quite tall for a girl, but very strong. Slinging the bench over her shoulder, scattering ghost cats, she carried it to the table, set it down, and tapped Sir Cuthbert’s shoulder. He was seated at the head of the table.
I believe you’re in my chair,
she said, and indicated the bench. You may sit there.
He started to protest, then apparently thought better of it. Even had she not been the queen, she was bigger than he was.
The council sat as still as deer lacking sense enough to run away when a hunter drew a bead on them. Not that Verity wanted the council to run away. Not that she meant to frighten them. It was ridiculous to think of seasoned captains of state and commerce being intimidated by her, but if she was going to change things at all, she required their respect, or their willingness to listen at the very least. The problem was, other than a few monarchs she’d read about in history texts, she knew nothing about ruling. If her mother had actually stuck around back in the day when she would have been heir to the throne, for one thing, the Great War probably wouldn’t have happened. On the other hand, since her mother did not become queen because she and Mr. Belgaire scampered off to experience life in other times, such as the current one, if she had become the queen, Mother wouldn’t have met father and Verity wouldn’t have happened. As it was, Mother felt entitled to pass on the crown she’d never worn to her daughter, expecting Verity to do a job she herself had avoided.
Verity had returned to Queenston with all of the dragon-kibble-drugged town leaders thinking the return of a Rowan to the mothballed Argonian throne was a good idea. Except everyone seemed to also be drugged into thinking that somehow or other her bloodline would fill Verity in on what queens did and how they behaved, and nobody seemed to want to insult her by telling her how.
The council members seemed to have gotten over any such reluctance.
Now then,
Verity said. Why don’t each of you introduce yourselves? I’ll start. My name is Verity Brown, er—Regina. You, sir?
The man she addressed said nothing, staring stubbornly ahead of him.
Fine then, how about the next gentleman?
More silence.
Are you shy?
she asked, but she knew they were not. Malady made little noises behind her hand that sounded like suppressed giggles. Verity was being given the silent treatment. She had been snubbed and bullied often enough in school to recognize it. These august statesmen were just older, richer, plumper male versions of the mean girls who had made her academic career miserable. One of those girls had been Malady, who her misguided mother had appointed as her assistant. When Verity complained, Mother had put her finger on the side of her nose and said, Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, so you’ll have advance warning what they’ll try to do to you next. Also,
she said, If necessary, you’ll be close enough to slip a little something into their cup.
Verity cleared her throat and said, conversationally, I only ask your names out of courtesy. You are eminent gentlemen currently of high position. Of course, I know your names. As you may have heard, I recently escaped from a dragon’s den. Your attitude does not impress me.
Ah, yes, the dragons,
said Sir Cuthbert. So you do intend to threaten us with them, so we do your bidding?
Of course not,
she said, pleased to have found the topic that broke the silence. There’s no need for me to threaten you with them. They’re capable of being quite threatening on their own. I thought we might discuss their position, however, and what to do…
To keep from being roasted in our beds?
No boiler room blowhard had better threaten my family,
said Lord Weems, who was, Verity noted, young and clearly inexperienced in the ways of dragons. She had harbored a similar attitude before she met the dragon Vitia, having seen dragons only in menial positions until then.
Perhaps it has escaped your attention what it is that they blow when blowing hard,
Sir Cuthbert said. These creatures can and do smelt iron more efficiently than a blast furnace.
The very image appalled him enough that he buried his head in his hands for a moment before collecting himself. The anger and fear he focused on Verity when he looked up was not feigned. Madame, what have you wrought?
Verity said, They were our allies. They did not deserve to be enslaved, have their wings clipped and their tails docked to fit the tasks we have for them.
And the city doesn’t deserve to be burnt to the ground because you favor wild and dangerous animals over your own people.
All they want is to be fed and not be hunted.
The Lord Treasurer snorted. You do know what their traditional cuisine is, do you not, Madame?
She had no time to answer before he did. Us, that’s what. Historically, dragons eat people. The development of the kibble kept their hunger at bay and their tempers placid, so their homicidal impulses could be moderated, and their temperaments rendered more biddable, but you and your friends have taken care of that. What did you think they were going to eat when you destroyed the food we’d trained them to rely on?
Animals, of course,
she said. Sheep and cattle and pigs and such. The farmers in other countries supply them to dragons to keep them peaceful.
In Glassovia, you encountered three dragons, I believe?
Sir Cuthbert said. Verity nodded, and he gave her a withering look. We have hundreds.
There are many more than three dragons to feed here,
Lord Oswald said. Our breeding program was extremely successful.
Lord Remington-Sharpe looked up from inspecting his nails. He had been an acquaintance of her father, with an interest in both metallurgy and explosives. Milords and Madame Queen, you are considering only the advantages of the dragons. Progress for man has not stood still while these beasts were in our employ. There are other means of controlling the dragon population—even convincing them to go back to work. They are not the only ones who can employ firepower.
Council
Following the queen’s petulant departure, the council members continued consulting. Lord Remington-Sharp coughed into his fist. She’s worse than I feared.
Won’t do at all,
Sir Horace agreed. Not to the manor born, whatever her ancestry indicates. I can’t believe the rest of you agreed to allowing her to assume the throne.
Just because she assumes it, doesn’t mean she can remain there,
Sir Cuthbert said. There are ways of dealing with undesirable queens.
Marry her off to a distant king or princeling whose custom requires the wife live in his home.
No treasure,
Lord Murdo reminded them. Therefore, no dowry. No dowry, no husband.
Marriage would be one way, but there are others,
Sir Cuthbert said.
Find her guilty of some crime and execute her?
The circumstances of her ascension to the throne were rather casual,
Lord Remington-Sharp said. I don’t think we need to stand on formality. I know someone…
What about the dragons?
Malady asked, twirling one of her golden curls around her finger. Supposedly her uncles had only her best interests at heart, but this talk of doing away with people made her nervous. They seem to like her. And now that they’re loose, might they not take revenge or something if she’s not around to control them?
The wrangler boy does most of that…
Sir Horace said.
But he’s friends with her too. And he won’t like it if she is dead.
Why was she defending Verity, anyway? She was a scary tall gawk and prissy, too about what was true and what