So You Wanna Be a Yogi
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This illustrated and informative guide to all things yoga is sure to amuse you. Developing a personal yoga practice can be overwhelming. Let the Cartoon Yogi show you the way in her casual and playful manner. So You Wanna Be a Yogi contains valuable information that yogis of all levels can benefit from and impress their yogi friends with
Krystel Dallas Houle
Krystel Dallas Houle is a yogi who works full time at her day job, has four kids, teaches yoga and other fitness classes part-time, attends yoga and other fitness classes as a student, runs a lot, sleeps occasionally, eats every chance she gets, creates videos for her YouTube channel (Krystel Dallas) and in her "spare" time, draws ridiculous cartoons. She holds an EWYT-350hr & RYT-200hr yoga teaching designation, is a certified Yoga Exercise Specialist, a certified Pilates Mat Instructor, a Personal Training Specialist with additional studies in running coaching and foam rolling techniques. She has been practicing yoga and Pilates since 2003 and has been teaching both since 2016.
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So You Wanna Be a Yogi - Krystel Dallas Houle
So You Wanna Be a Yogi
A Guide to Becoming Yogarrrific
Presented by The Cartoon Yogi
Written and illustrated by
Krystel Dallas Houle
So You Wanna Be a Yogi
So You Wanna Be a Yogi is not intended as a substitute for the medical advice of physicians.
If you have medical concerns, please consult a physician before beginning a new exercise program. You should stop exercising immediately if you feel pain (the bad kind, not the Geez, my abs are sure gonna feel this tomorrow!
kind), dizziness, or moderate to extreme discomfort. Always work within your own abilities and range of motion (Just because The Cartoon Yogi can bend any which way, doesn’t mean you can or will ever be able to, and that’s totally OK, because she’s a cartoon, and I’m assuming that you’re a real human person.)
The Cartoon Yogi shall not be held liable for any claims for injuries or damages resulting from the practice of the exercises or poses herein. (Also, careful, that coffee is hot.)
Cover design: Krystel Houle
Copyright © 2019 Krystel Houle
All rights reserved.
CONTENTS
ONE ~ Why You Should Do Yoga
TWO ~ Why You Shouldn’t Do Yoga
THREE ~ It’s More Than Just Pose
FOUR ~ Class vs. Home Practice
FIVE ~ Where to Start?
SIX ~ Yoga Lingo
SEVEN ~ Strike a Pose!
EIGHT ~ Pranaya-wha?
NINE ~ Bandhas
TEN ~ Mantras, Mudras & Meditation
ELEVEN ~ Chaka-Chaka-Chakras!
TWELVE ~ Yoga Gear & Accessories
THIRTEEN ~ Five Weird Things Yogis Say
FOURTEEN ~ Eat Like a Yogi
FIFTEEN ~ A Yogi’s Quick Guide
ONE
Why You Should Do Yoga
Why should you do yoga? Well…it
helps you to relax;
leaves you feeling more energetic;
increases focus;
reduces and manages stress;
helps to balance your metabolism;
strengthens and tones your muscles;
improves your physical balance;
increases your flexibility;
improves your posture;
hastens recovery from other sports;
helps to prevent injury;
can help with weight loss;
improves circulation;
can ease and help prevent arthritis;
increases your joint range of motion;
helps to strengthen bones and prevent osteoporosis;
boosts immunity;
can relieve depression;
improves heart health;
encourages a deeper sleep;
can decrease pain in people with chronic conditions;
improves your quality of life.
And the list goes on. Need I say more? OK, I will.
Yoga is the journey to true happiness. Even if you never make it there, there are so many benefits and great experiences to be had along the way that it’s worth a try.
I’ve heard people say they hate yoga. Upon further investigation, most of these people had a bad experience in one class, with one teacher, and that turned them off of yoga entirely.
Well, friend, let me tell you there are many different types of yoga teachers out there, many different styles of yoga, and so much more to yoga than just poses. If you’ve had a bad experience, don’t give up. With all of the benefits that yoga provides, it’s worth another chance. Keep at it and you will find your tribe. Or maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll be a lone wolf who practises on your own. That’s cool too. Yoga is for everyone.
Whether you’re a complete newbie, someone giving yoga another go, an occasional yogi who wants to practise more, or an experienced yogi who loves a refresher, we all have something to learn. We all have room for improvement.
We all have something to gain from yoga. There is a place for each of us in the yoga world.
So start today, even if it’s just for five minutes. Don’t put it off any longer.
Do it because it makes you happy.
Do it because it makes you feel good.
Do it because you love it.
Do it to become a better you.
Do it for me.
(Just kidding, you don’t know me. Don’t be weird.)
TWO
Why You Shouldn’t Do Yoga
Myths & Misconceptions
Yoga is too easy.
Haha. HAHAhahaha! No. It’s. Not. As you will see, yoga is a deep and complex practice. It could take a lifetime to master, if ever. Anything that can take a lifetime to master isn’t easy. And if you’re only interested in the physical benefits, trust me, you will be challenged there too. Anyone, at any level, can find ways to challenge themselves physically in yoga. If you’ve already tried a class and that’s why you think it’s too easy, then maybe you need to try a different class.
Yoga is too difficult.
It doesn’t have to be. With all of the photos and videos we see on social media of advanced yogis showing us what they’ve got, it can be easy to think that. But there are so many beginner level poses that almost anyone can do. There’s one where you just sit down with your legs criss-cross applesauce. It’s called Easy Pose. Then, there’s another one where you just lie there. Corpse Pose. In a beginner class, you won’t be asked to do a headstand or anything too funky. If you are, you don’t have to do it. Your yoga teacher is not a drill sergeant who is going to single you out and yell in your face if you’re not doing what they say. Look for a style and level that suits where you’re at right now and progress slowly, at your own pace.
Yoga is just for women.
Wrong. This currently female-dominated practice used to be a boys’ club. It wasn’t until the last hundred years that the number of yoginis began to grow. Some say that women were not allowed to practise in the past. Some say that it was seen as improper for a woman to practise. Others say that women have always practised yoga. Whatever the case, what we do know is that today, when you go to a yoga class, there are typically way more girls than boys (if there are any boys at all). Over the past few decades, here in the West, yoga seems to have had the general reputation that it’s a girly practice, that girls like to do, in their girly yoga pants and that it’s too easy and girly for men to practise. Ha! In recent years, more and more men have been partaking in the fun and showing us what they’ve got. They are seeing for themselves that yoga is not for the faint. Men can benefit from the practice in the same way that women can, and in this day and age there is no reason that one gender should be dominating the practice more than the other.
Yoga is expensive.
It can be. If you like pretty things and have a shopping habit, then you are likely going to treat yourself to a bunch of new swag to go with your new passion. And classes can be expensive. But there are less expensive classes. The price of a class does not define its quality. Not to mention you can practise for free from home. All you need to start are comfy clothes and a mat. Maybe a hair elastic?
Yoga causes injuries.
Sure, if you’re not careful. Don’t attend an intermediate to advanced class if you’re a beginner. Avoid a fast-paced flow if you have a back injury. You wouldn’t go skiing for the first time down a black diamond hill...you’d start on the bunny hill. If a pose is painful, get out of it. Listen to your body and don’t go beyond your own range of motion. This can be difficult for some people, especially in a class setting where they may find themselves competing with those around them. Remember, yoga is a practice, not a competition. You should always be in tune with how you feel in the moment and never push past your limits.
You can’t get hurt doing yoga.
Yes, you can. That lady next to you who’s twice your age and twisting herself into a pretzel? She’s been practising for years and likes the pace of the beginner class you’re attending. Just because she can do it, doesn’t mean you can too. But you’re gonna try, aren’t ya? And you’re gonna blow out your back and it’s all because of yoga. You’re going to miss work the next day and blame it on the class or on the teacher and then you’re going to spend years telling people that you hate yoga because it injured your back. Yoga did. Not your ego. Yoga...
You have to chant in yoga class.
Do you? Some classes have chanting. Lots don’t. If you don’t want to chant, then don’t. Be like the person at the birthday party who is just mouthing along to Happy Birthday while everyone else does all the singing. Except in yoga, you’re not gonna get called out or poked fun at.
All yogis are vegan.
Not even at all. Some are. Some football players are vegan too. Sure, as yogis we practise love, compassion and non-violence towards ourselves and all living things and as a result many yogis choose to be vegetarian or vegan. However, this is not a requirement. There’s no yoga club where the rules state that you can only be a member if you ditch the animal products. (There might be, I don’t know.) Yoga is a personal practice, and the choices you make are yours.
All yogis are hippies.
Ahhhh hippies love yoga! But so do busy moms and stressed out corporate types. C’mon.
All yogis are bubbly, positive people.
OMG no. So many people go to yoga classes so that they can get away from the negativity and stress in life. You’ll encounter all types, from the yogi suffering from mental illness who is there to improve their life, to the egocentric bitch who is there to show off. Yogis are regular people like you and me. Yes, you’ll also run into the odd person who is seemingly always positive and bubbly, but those people have something to hide...Muah ha ha!
Yoga teachers can do all the poses.
Nope. Each yogi has poses that they excel at, and those they can’t do, and may never be able to do. Our bodies are all shaped differently. That means that something that is easy for one person may not be easy for the next, yoga teacher or not. We also may have had injuries that prevent us from moving certain ways. Yoga teachers are not immune to this and they certainly understand that their students have limitations as well.
Yogis are all spiritual.
Nuh-uh. As individuals, we get to choose how deeply we want to delve into the world of yoga. Most people will be partaking in the poses and some meditation and that’s it. How in tune you are with your spiritual side is a very personal thing. You won’t be judged if you don’t like the spirituality of yoga and don’t want to incorporate it into your practice. With time, some bits and pieces of it may filter into your life naturally. And if not, fine. And if the super spiritual types in class bother you, move your mat over so that they’re not beside you. If it’s the teacher, try a different class. There are plenty of classes out there that focus on yoga as exercise or that take a more straightforward approach.
Yogis can’t drink alcohol.
Ever been to class hungover? I have. It is not fun. As yogis, we are encouraged to practise self-control. As humans, we sometimes lose control. On purpose. This is not a rule. It’s just something you may want to avoid the night before an early morning class...
Yoga is just glorified stretching.
Well, it’s not JUST glorified stretching. It’s also glorified strength training. And glorified stamina building. And a glorified balancing act. A physical, mental, emotional and spiritual practice with glorified benefits. Yoga is glorious.
Yoga is a religion.
It’s not a