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    Electronic Sludge 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now
    Electronic Sludge 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now
    Electronic Sludge 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now
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    Electronic Sludge 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now

    By Dale Carpenter

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    Humor collected in my computers in 40 years of using the Internet. Humor preferences are a lot like food preferences. If you find something here distasteful, it is not my problem or concern. Just push it to the side of the plate and continue on. You'll find something else more to your liking. If you like this, check out the other cups of Electronic Sludge, or the complete Overflowing Quart of Electronic Sludge.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLies Told Press, LTD..
    Release dateJul 21, 2019
    ISBN9781733271448
    Electronic Sludge 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now

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      Electronic Sludge 4 - Dale Carpenter

      Electronic Sludge 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now

      Electronic Sludge Cup 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now

      Dale Carpenter

      Electronic Sludge Cup 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now.

      Copyright 2019 by Dale Carpenter.  All rights in all formats reserved.  No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored, distributed or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, scanning, or otherwise, without prior written permission of the publisher.

      Lies Told Press, LTD is claiming copyright ONLY to the formatting and presentation of this material, not to the material itself, since we have no way of determining where or who it came from.  Most of it was emailed to multiple email addresses, news boards, or usenets, with multiple from addresses.  We will gladly provide attribution to the originator if they provide proof in an original printed form. 

      Published 2019 by Lies Told Press, LTD. - Non-fiction division.

      Published in the United States of America.

      Lies Told Press, LTD. is a non-profit company helping authors and artists publish and market their works.  All profits, except for what is needed to keep us running, go directly back to the authors and artists.  Lies Told Press, LTD. books are available at www.Lulu.com.

      Carpenter, Dale

      Electronic Sludge Cup 4: Life Lessons You Should Know By Now.

      ISBN 978-1-7332714-4-8

      1.  Humor.

      2.  Internet communications.

      3.  Life lessons and wisdom earned.

      4.  Quotations.

      818 CAR

      INTRODUCTION

      The Internet came into being on October 29, 1969 when 2 college network nodes in California were connected and communicated.

      The World Wide Web came into being on August 6, 1991 when Tim Bernards Lee put a website online in Switzerland using the Hypertext Transfer Protocol (HTTP) he had written.

      I started using computers and searching online databases on the Internet in the summer of 1979 while I was in graduate school working towards a Masters Degree in Library Science.

      In the past 40 years I have found a un-calculatable

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