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    Not-So-Great Presidents: Commanders in Chief (Epic Fails #3)
    Not-So-Great Presidents: Commanders in Chief (Epic Fails #3)
    Not-So-Great Presidents: Commanders in Chief (Epic Fails #3)
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    Not-So-Great Presidents: Commanders in Chief (Epic Fails #3)

    By Ben Thompson, Erik Slader and Tim Foley

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    From heroic George Washington to the dastardly Richard Nixon, the oval office has been occupied by larger-than-life personalities since 1789. The position comes with enormous power and responsibility, and every American president thus far has managed to achieve great things. However, the President of the United States is only human—and oftentimes far from perfect. While some men suffered through only minor mishaps during their time in office, others are famously remembered for leaving behind much bigger messes.


    In the third installment of the Epic Fails series, authors Erik Slader and Ben Thompson, and artist Tim Foley, take readers on another hilarious ride, exploring the lives, legacies, and failures of some of America’s commanders in chief.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Publishers
    Release dateJan 15, 2019
    ISBN9781250150585
    Not-So-Great Presidents: Commanders in Chief (Epic Fails #3)
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    Ben Thompson

    Ben Thompson has run the warhammer of a website badassoftheweek.com since 2004, and has written humorous history-related columns for outlets such as Cracked, Fangoria, Penthouse, and the American Mustache Institute. Even though he's never flown a jetpack over the Atlantic Ocean or punched someone so hard that his head exploded, he is considered by many to be the world's foremost expert on badassitude. He is the author of Badass and Badass: The Birth of a Legend.

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      Not-So-Great Presidents - Ben Thompson

      Not-so-great presidents : Commanders in Chief by Erik Slader and Ben Thompson

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      To our great country and the ideals on which it was founded

      My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.

      —Abraham Lincoln

      INTRODUCTION

      Who Is the President Anyway?

      Since the first president took office in 1789, forty-four men have served as the highest-ranking politician in the United States. Each has wielded executive power over one of the foremost countries in the world, serving not only as political leader but also as commander in chief of all American military forces. Each of these men, from George Washington to Donald Trump, has a unique story, unique accomplishments, and unique … well … failures.

      Oh, and since we’re talking about failures, even though Trump is known officially as the forty-fifth president of the United States, he’s actually the forty-fourth guy to hold the title—because one president (Grover Cleveland) actually had two nonconsecutive terms, and he messed up the count for everyone.

      Unlike the Roman emperors or the Russian tsars of long ago, the president of the United States does not wield unlimited power to just rule America with an iron fist. The president is, in fact, a democratically elected politician, and no matter how much he might want to try to steamroll his opposition, the president is bound to the Constitution and held accountable by a system of checks and balances that keep him from getting out of control. So, to keep any one branch of government from dominating the country, the federal government is split among three branches: the judicial (Supreme Court), the legislative (Congress), and the executive (president).

      Another big difference between the old medieval kings and the president of the United States of America is that the president is chosen by the people, for the people—just like American Idol contestants. Maybe voting for guys as if they’re on Dancing with the Stars isn’t the best idea ever, but it beats the way they used to do it, when power just passed from the king to his son until someone got mad, killed the king, and crowned a new one. No, in America there’s a presidential election every four years, where American citizens from all fifty states vote for a new president and then immediately start complaining about him.

      There are only three requirements to run for the presidency: You must be a natural born citizen (meaning born in the United States), you need to have lived in the United States for at least fourteen years, and you need to be at least thirty-five years old. So any American meeting these requirements can technically become president, but it takes a special kind of person to be the president …

      And as you’ll read in this book, just because someone can be president, and was elected to be president, doesn’t mean he should be president … or that he did a particularly great job!

      CHAPTER 1

      First Presidents

      We should not look back unless it is to derive useful lessons from past errors, and for the purpose of profiting by dearly bought experience.

      —George Washington

      The year was 1776, and the bloody fighting of the American Revolution was in full swing. American colonists had openly challenged the authority of King George III of England, and the first shots of the conflict rang out over Boston Harbor and echoed across the Atlantic. While many brave and poorly equipped American patriots stood their ground against the might of the British Empire, the members of the Second Continental Congress were frantically scrambling to try to figure out what the heck to do next.

      You see, what had started as a slightly rowdy antitax demonstration of protesters cosplaying as Native Americans (the Boston Tea Party) now escalated into a shooting match between the largest military the world had ever seen and a ragtag group of untrained militiamen that was low on gunpowder. If this revolution was going to be a real war for independence, America was going to need a powerful, talented, and effective leader to take command and lead the country to freedom.

      On July 4, 1776, members from all thirteen colonies had finally come to an agreement. It was a hot Thursday afternoon at the Pennsylvania State House in Philadelphia. And on that day, the members of the Continental Congress signed their names to the Declaration of Independence, which decreed America’s separation from England. The fifty-six delegates who signed the document declaring their independence from Great Britain knew that if they lost the war, they would all be dead men walking—betraying the king of England was a crime punishable by death. Today we know these men as the Founding Fathers, but at the time, they were just rebels-with-a-cause in funny-looking wigs. They were labeled traitors to the Crown.

      Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson working hard on writing the Declaration of Independence

      Founding Father and future president George Washington was not present at this historic signing, mostly because he was too busy getting

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