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    How to Be a Detective
    How to Be a Detective
    How to Be a Detective
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    How to Be a Detective

    By James Brady

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    "How to Be a Detective" by James Brady. Published by Good Press. Good Press publishes a wide range of titles that encompasses every genre. From well-known classics & literary fiction and non-fiction to forgotten−or yet undiscovered gems−of world literature, we issue the books that need to be read. Each Good Press edition has been meticulously edited and formatted to boost readability for all e-readers and devices. Our goal is to produce eBooks that are user-friendly and accessible to everyone in a high-quality digital format.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGood Press
    Release dateDec 11, 2019
    ISBN4064066201425
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      How to Be a Detective - James Brady

      CHAPTER I.

      A LETTER FROM DETECTIVE KEAN.

      Table of Contents

      One of the brightest and most successful of our New York detectives is Mr. Samuel Kean, at present attached to Pinkerton’s Agency.

      He was one of my pupils, and a better one I never had.

      I have therefore selected a few of his early cases to illustrate the kind of work that a young detective has to engage in.

      Let him tell about his first case himself. I thought it would be more interesting to let him do his own talking, and accordingly wrote him and asked that he would describe his first case in his own way. Here is the answer I received:

      New York, March 20th, 1890.

      My Dear Mr. Brady,—You ask me to write you a letter and tell you all about my first case and how I became a detective.

      Now it will be very easy for me to do this, for I have never forgotten a single thing that happened that night, and I don’t believe I ever shall forget, if I live to be a hundred years old; and yet, after all, it wasn’t much of a case. It would have been mere child’s play to you if you had been in my position, which, of course, you wouldn’t. For you wouldn’t have allowed yourself to be deceived the way I was—that’s one thing sure.

      I was between eighteen and nineteen then, and had left school some six months before I got the idea of being a detective.

      My father was dead against it from the start, and my mother wouldn’t let me even mention the subject, but you see I had been reading about you and your wonderful cases in the New York Detective Library, and I got an idea that I would like no better fun than to be a detective myself.

      Pooh! You haven’t got the courage to be a detective! exclaimed my father one evening, when I broached the subject for the hundredth time. You’d run at the first fire, Sam.

      Did I get my cowardice from you, sir? I asked mildly.

      Not much! You got it from——

      Don’t say it came from my side of the house, Mr. Kean! snapped my mother. My father was all through the Mexican war, and you got a substitute when they drafted you time of the Southern rebellion. The boy is a plaguey sight braver than you are.

      Now I had my mother on my side from that moment.

      The result of my father’s fling was a big family row, which ended in the old gentleman’s getting me a letter of introduction to you, Mr. Brady. I took the letter down to your office one morning, and that’s the way it began.

      I don’t know about this, was the first thing you said. Young men born with silver spoons in their mouths rarely make good detectives. Don’t you think you’d better try your hand at some other line of business, my friend?

      I told you that I meant to be a detective if I died for it, I believe, or something of that sort. I know I wanted very much to speak with you alone, and felt rather mad because there was another person in the office, a slim, freckled-faced, red-headed young chap of about my own age, whose cheap dress showed that he belonged to the working classes. I had rather a contempt for him, and was just wishing he’d get out, when you sent him out without my asking.

      Now that fellow has got the very kind of stuff in him that good detectives are made of, you remarked, and I remember I inwardly laughed at you.

      Why, he’s nothing but an ordinary street boy, I thought to myself. You know who I refer to—Dave Doyle.

      Then you talked to me a long time, and asked me all about my education and my health, besides a whole lot of other questions, which at the time seemed to me were of no account, but which I now understand to be most important.

      As almost every answer I gave seemed to be the very one you did not want, I had just about made up my mind that you were going to reject me entirely, when all at once you surprised me by saying that I could try it if I wanted to for two months, after which you would either pay me something regular in the way of wages, or tell me to get out.

      I don’t suppose you know it, Mr. Brady, but when I left your office that morning I felt about nine feet high.

      I was sure of success, and I firmly believe that it was the very certainty I felt that made me succeed.

      I was to report next day, and I did so.

      You put me in charge of a man named Mulligan, one of the lowest type of police detectives, who was looking for a pickpocket called Funeral Pete, a fellow who made a point of robbing people at funerals.

      Funeral Pete had taken alarm, and was in hiding, and Mulligan and I undertook to find out where.

      Well, we didn’t find out, but I learned a lot of other things, for Mulligan dragged me through nearly every dive in New York.

      I was amazed and not a little startled.

      Had I got to mix up with such dreadful people as these in order to make myself a detective?

      It made me sick to think of it, still I had no notion of turning back.

      This state of affairs kept up for a couple of weeks.

      First I was sent out with one detective, then with another. There was no disguising, no shadowing, nor shooting. Everything seemed terribly commonplace.

      One night I spoke to you about my disappointment. I told you this wasn’t the sort of thing I wanted, that I had expected to go about disguised with wigs and false mustaches, carrying revolvers, bowie-knives, dark lanterns and handcuffs in my pockets, and all that sort of thing.

      How you laughed! I shall never forget it.

      Why, bless you, some one’s got to do the kind of work you’re doing, you said, and very often just such work becomes necessary in the most important cases. However, if you’re tired of it I’ll try you on another sort of a job and see how you make out.

      You took me into the office and began to talk.

      Did you ever study bookkeeping? you asked.

      Yes, said I.

      How good a bookkeeper are you?

      I can do double entry.

      As they teach it in schools?

      Yes.

      Humph. I’m afraid that won’t amount to much, still, you can try.

      Try what?

      Listen to me! To-morrow morning you go down to No. —— Broadway, office of the Eagle Steamship Line, and say I’m the bookkeeper Old King Brady spoke of. That will be enough. They’ll engage you.

      What for?

      To keep books, of course.

      But I don’t want to be a book-keeper—I want to be a detective.

      Hold on, hold on! A detective has got to be anything and everything. You will take the job and go to work. You will also keep your eyes open and try and find out who is robbing the safe every night or two, of small amounts—do you understand?

      Ah! I’m going to be put on a case at last then?

      "Of course you are.

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