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    The Art of Witty Banter: Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting - Create Captivating Conversation
    The Art of Witty Banter: Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting - Create Captivating Conversation
    The Art of Witty Banter: Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting - Create Captivating Conversation
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    The Art of Witty Banter: Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting - Create Captivating Conversation

    By Patrick King

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    • Conversation Skills

    • Conversation Techniques

    • Witty Banter

    • Social Interaction

    • Public Speaking

    • Mentor

    • Ai Takeover

    • Robot Uprising

    • Power of Humor

    • Ego

    • Curious Character

    • Witty Protagonist

    • Preparation for Social Events

    • Confidence Through Preparation

    • Social Interactions

    • Social Skills

    • Confidence

    • Personal Development

    • Preparation

    About this ebook

    Think quickly on your feet: be smooth, funny, and clever – all at once. Goodbye awkward silences, hello conversational agility!



    No matter where you lie on the spectrum of awkward to engaging, witty banter is always the end goal – and it should be. Witty banter, and all the steps that lead to it, allows you to (1) disarm and connect with anyone, (2) immediately exit boring small talk mode, and (3) instantly build rapport like you’re old friends.


    Flow with the conversational twists and turns like water.



    The Art of Witty Banter carefully examines the art, nuance, and mechanics of banter and charm to make you witty comeback machine, the likes of which your friends have never seen. You’ll be able to handle, defend, disarm, and engage others in a way that makes you comfortable and confident with each growing day.


    Transform "interview" conversations into comfortable rapport.



    Patrick King is an internationally bestselling author and Social Skills and Conversation Coach. As someone who teaches people to speak for a living, he’s broken wit and banter down to a science and given you real guidelines on what to say and when.


    Make a sharp, smart, and savvy impression – every time.



    There’s no guesswork here – you’ll get exact examples and phrases to plug into your daily conversations. 18 specific points to up your charisma quotient.


    How will you be clever, be quick, and be interesting?



    •Why the questions you use make people freeze.
    •How to master teasing, witty comebacks, and initiating jokes and humor.
    •What free association is and how it makes you quick-witted.
    •How to create an instant “in-group” and inside joke with someone.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPublishdrive
    Release dateSep 29, 2019
    ISBN9781540552631
    The Art of Witty Banter: Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting - Create Captivating Conversation

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    The Art of Witty Banter - Patrick King

    Conversation

    The Art of Witty Banter:

    Techniques to Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting – Create Captivating Conversation

    By Patrick King, Social Interaction Specialist at www.PatrickKingConsulting.com

    As a FREE show of appreciation to my readers, I’ve got TWO great resources for you:

    >> CLICK HERE For The Flawless Interaction Checklist and Better Conversations Worksheet! <<

    The Checklist describes in-depth the 7 essential components to exceptional interactions and conversations between you and everyone from a stranger to your partner – and The Worksheet puts a few of those components to the test with practice exercises that will instantly upgrade any conversation.

    Learn how to:

    Make people comfortable

    Connect easily in any context

    Develop killer eye contact

    Prepare for any social situation

    Appear as intuitive as a mind reader

    Never run out of things to say

    Practice and drill all of the above

    CLICK HERE to download your FREE copy now!

    Table of Contents

    The Art of Witty Banter: Techniques to Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting – Create Captivating Conversation

    Table of Contents

    Introduction

    Chapter 1. HPM, SBR, meet EDR

    Chapter 2. Never Speak in Absolutes

    Chapter 3. Think Before You React

    Chapter 4. Practice Free Association

    Chapter 5. Break the Fourth Wall

    Chapter 6. The Us Against the World Technique

    Chapter 7. Create a Conversation Resume

    Chapter 8. Set Boundaries on the Conversation

    Chapter 9. Derail Your Train of Thought

    Chapter 10. Use Fallback Stories

    Chapter 11. The Thought Experiment Technique

    Chapter 12. Make the Other Person an Expert

    Chapter 13. Master Saying What were you saying?

    Chapter 14. More Effective Compliments

    Chapter 15. Use Double Explanations

    Chapter 16. Witty, Good-Natured Teasing

    Chapter 17. The Witty Comeback Machine

    Chapter 18. Go Beyond The Literal

    Conclusion

    Speaking and Coaching

    Cheat Sheet

    Introduction

    When I was growing up, my favorite television show wasn’t one of the conventional cartoons like G.I. Joe or X-Men.

    People tend to assume I had a very sad childhood when I say this, but it’s not that I was deprived of cartoons by draconian parents.

    Cartoons were typically aired early on weekend mornings, which meant that you had to go to bed early the night before to get up in time for the shows. I always overslept, so I never saw the cartoons.

    Why was I oversleeping?

    I overslept because I always stayed up late to watch David Letterman, the host of The Late Show with David Letterman for over 30 years.

    I didn’t know it at the time, but of all the late night television hosts, David Letterman was one of the most legendary. I just watched because I thought his Top Ten Lists were funny in an adult way that I couldn’t quite understand. He would talk about economics, and though I didn’t quite grasp the specifics, I knew the general feeling he was trying to convey and would laugh when my older brother laughed.

    It wasn’t until I grew older that I started to really notice the subtle tactics he used to energize boring guests and turn dull segments in funny ones.

    In particular, it was his ability to banter wittily with his band leader, guests, and even himself in a self-deferential way that was the engine of the show. Letterman was like Teflon – he was so smooth and slick, he could always go with the flow, nothing ever seemed to faze him, and he was never without a witty quip or two.

    It seemed as if he could joke about anything and his jokes never seemed forced or out of place.

    It didn’t work as well for me when I tried emulating Letterman the next day at school, but it did get me thinking about what constituted a person who was conversationally so slick and smooth they were Teflon.

    How can you not just always have something to say, but have something witty and clever to say? Witty banter is many things at once – disarming, charming, intelligent, and quick. It almost sounds impossible when you think about the feelings it imparts to others.

    But it’s a skill just like pitching a baseball or underwater basket weaving. Once you know the patterns and root actions, you can practice and improve them.

    And once you practice enough, they become instinct and habit that come easily to you because they are second nature.

    This book is going to be one of your best tools for becoming adept at the kind of witty banter you’ve always wanted to master.

    You’ll learn what makes a statement clever, how to deliver it quickly, and how it all comes together to make you someone of note and worth talking to.

    Chapter 1. HPM, SBR, meet EDR

    For those of you who have a passing familiarity with any of my books, one of my favorite topics to cover is HPM, and more recently, SBR.

    What are these strange acronyms?

    Put simply, they are six distinct types of responses you can use for practically any topic that arises in a conversation. HPM and SBR are quite helpful because if you are stumped or you can see an awkward silence creeping around the corner, you can essentially use HPM and SBR as ice breaking cue cards to find topics to talk about, and ways to respond to people.

    It also makes sense to refer to them as a plug and playable because all you need to do is plug in one of these responses and bingo – it just works.

    The right responses can go a long way to jump-start and add new life to your conversations. It doesn't matter how good a conversationalist you are because awkward silences are always lurking around the corner. Using HPM and SBR, you can always find a way to work around these impending conversation killers.

    Here’s a quick review for those of you that are new to HPM and SBR and wondering when I’m going to stop talking in annoying acronyms and codes.

    HPM

    HPM stands for History, Philosophy, and Metaphor.

    This means in response to a question or statement directed at you, you reply with your own statement that evokes History, Philosophy, or a Metaphor.

    HPM tends to draw on your memories, experiences, and opinions, which is a bit different from the other acronyms you’ll be learning about in this chapter. It’s more internal and personal, while others are more external and in the moment.

    History means you reply with your personal experience regarding a topic. For example, if someone tells you a story about skiing, this is a prompt for you to reply with:

    That reminds me of the last time I skied…

    That’s just like the first time I skied as a child…

    What a coincidence, my mother’s friend went skiing last week and had a blast...

    Philosophy, on the other hand, involves your personal stance, take, or opinion on a specific topic. For example, if someone tells you that same rousing story about skiing, this is a prompt for you to reply with:

    I’ve always loved skiing because…

    I’ve hated skiing ever since…

    Skiing is so fun! My favorite hobby.

    I don’t know how I feel about skiing. On one hand…

    Metaphor, on the other hand, involves what the conversation topic reminds you of. If you’re hearing the same story about skiing for the third time in the same day, you might not want to talk about it again. Thus, this is a prompt for you to subtly change the topic to something that’s related or … not so related. This works as long as you can preface it with some sort of transition.

    That reminds me of …

    That’s just the opposite of snowboarding, isn’t it?

    That makes me think of…

    Isn’t that similar to…

    Keep in mind that HPM is more focused on you, what you think, and what your experiences are. It really has nothing to do with the other person, it has to

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