Help! OK.: When "Help!" Meets an "OK" Magic Can Happen
By Richard O. Morgan and Steve Hall
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Why does every form of therapy—from Cognitive Behavioural Therapy to reflexology—meet with a certain degree of success to change people’s lives?
In Help! OK. Richard O. Morgan, a retired teacher and former hypnotherapist, highlights the single thing all these different therapies have in common. Perhaps magic happens not because of the therapy we choose but by our cry for help being met by someone willing to listen.
Which raises the question: where do we find the right listener? The answer may surprise you.
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Help! OK. - Richard O. Morgan
2018
CHAPTER 1
A Mother’s Kiss
Gotcha! thought Dawn. Her hypnotherapist had just asked her to undress down to her underwear and lie on a table for a massage. Little did he know she was a journalist posing as a patient. A hypnotherapist who asked his female patients to remove their clothes would make for a great lead story in an exposé of fake therapists.
It all started when I got a phone call from my friend Dave. He was a jovial freelance reporter who specialised in scruple-free journalism, selling mostly to rags like The News of the World and the Sunday People. It was the late 1970s and treating all kinds of ailments and afflictions by hypnosis was becoming increasingly popular.
Could you give me a hand in weeding out suspicious-looking hypnotherapists?
he asked me. Anybody could claim to be a hypnotherapist without any training or qualifications—they still can—so there will always be a fair number who are only offering their services in order to take advantage of other’s vulnerability.
Dave figured, since I was a hypnotherapist myself, I’d know not only the right questions a prospective patient would ask but also how to spot a phoney. If you come across any who sound weird to you, just give me their names, and we’ll take it from there.
I sat down with a pile of Yellow Pages and spent several days calling hypnotherapists in England and Wales—ignoring those in Scotland or Northern Ireland to limit travel expenses. Most of the people I spoke to were warm and friendly and wouldn’t be drawn in by my excessive curiosity. However, I managed to compile a list of around thirty hypnotherapists I felt might be worth taking a closer look at. Some of them were very weird indeed. At the top of my list was a man who told me that not only did he have special powers
of hypnosis, but he also had been initiated in oriental techniques of massage for patients who were too tense to be put into a trance. I was not surprised when Dave gave this therapist’s name to a young, attractive freelance reporter who, like himself, didn’t complicate her work with scruples.
Dawn made an appointment, and I gave her a short briefing. I suggested that she appear nervous, which would allow our potential groper to suggest a massage. She was a black belt in Judo, so she didn’t fear for her safety. She also decided to present a genuine health problem that had bothered her for a couple of years—a mysterious back ache, which her doctor thought was linked to her life style of burning the candle at both ends.
When Dawn turned up for her appointment, she was amused to see our man wearing a white coat to make himself look serious and medical.
After ten minutes, he invited her to remove her clothes and he set about massaging
her. There was no particularly intimate contact or flagrant groping, but Dawn felt he was getting an unnecessary eye-full,
Benny Hill style.
He suggested Dawn would need ten more sessions after which her back pains would be completely cured. She promised to go away, think about it, and call him back to fix further appointments.
Later, as Dawn wrote up her story, Dave prepared to deliver the coup de grâce. The following morning, he went to the hypnotherapist’s home, accompanied by a photographer. There were the usual protestations, I’ve helped hundreds of people... I have a real gift... This is going to ruin me.
All to no avail, of course. All of this was duly photographed and noted.
This story, and several others, was published the following Sunday. Unsurprisingly, when Dave called for a follow-up comment, our man had disappeared.
However, the most fascinating detail never made it into a newspaper. Dawn told us her back pains had disappeared after her phoney consultation. Weeks later, she was still pain-free.
So, what was going on?
~
Serge left prison after serving eight years of a thirteen-year sentence. He had been planning to live off of a little stash of gold he had entrusted to his mother before going down. Unfortunately, his mother had gradually sold the gold over the years and spent the proceeds—mostly in a Casino in Monte Carlo.
While in prison, Serge had obtained O-levels, A-levels, and a degree in sociology. This sounds impressive until you factor in how his sentence would be reduced by one year for every educational certificate he obtained. Let’s just say he wasn’t motivated by a desire to better himself. However, like many former inmates, there was little he could add to his CV that would tempt somebody to employ him. How was he going to earn a living?
When I met Serge fours years later, he was living in the lap of luxury just outside Toulouse, France. As it turns out that would not last very long, but one sunny day as we sipped cocktails under a parasol beside his swimming pool, Serge told me his story.
A couple of days after his release, for want of anything better to do, he had picked up the free ads paper to look through the job offers. Finding nothing, he continued reading the next rubric Business Opportunities.
Nothing there either, but then he saw the heading "Sciences Ésotériques." Intrigued, he read through promise after promise made by astrologers, fortune-tellers, magicians, healers, and an astonishing number of marabous. (A marabou, by the way, is usually of North African origin and is a cross between a holy man who uses the Quran and a snake-oil salesman.) It occurred to Serge he had found the ideal solution to his vocation problem. No employer, no CV’s, no training, and no experience was required.
Serge decided to become a Master of the Occult Sciences.
A week later, Serge had rented a grubby little office and installed a desk and two chairs. For himself, there was an imposing, leather, executive office chair, while his client’s seat was a humble, plastic school chair.
He had noticed that the marabous in the ads had called themselves either Docteur
or Maître
(Master), rather than the less impressive Monsieur (Mister). So, he decided to call himself Maître Serge La Vie. He paid for a series of small ads, opting for a simple message: Master Serge La Vie—all problems solved—love, health, work. Money-back guarantee.
He chose a pragmatic, uncomplicated approach to meeting with a client. He would sit opposite them, arms crossed over his wide chest, fix them with his dark, fierce eyes and ask, What is your problem?
He would listen in complete silence until the client had finished. Then he would say, I will take care of that. Two hundred francs.
And that was it.
Of course, this was a con. Serge did absolutely nothing to take care of his client’s problems.
Within a couple of months his appointments diary was full. His fees varied according to how far Serge felt he could push his luck. He was able to move into a posher office and, after only a year, buy a nice house with the aforementioned swimming pool.
Most of his clients were not only satisfied with him, they recommended him to their friends.
The examples abound but the one concerning a Toulouse pharmacist is typical. The unfortunate man was convinced his house was haunted. Unexplained noises, objects which moved on their own, power cuts, not to mention the bad luck
which had beset him and his family since moving into this house.
Serge listened in silence as usual.
I will take care of that. Ten thousand francs in cash. On my desk.
The pharmacist asked Serge to wait for half an hour while he went to the bank to withdraw the cash. On his return, he offered the wad of bank notes to Serge, who told him, I said on my desk.
The twenty 500-franc notes were timidly placed on the desk and the pharmacist left without any further