The Merry Wives of Windsor
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The Merry Wives of Windsor - William Shakespeare
THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
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William Shakespeare
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
SCENE: Windsor and the neighbourhood: ACT I: SCENE I. Windsor. Before Page’s house
SCENE II. The same
SCENE III. A room in the Garter Inn
SCENE IV. A room in Doctor Caius’s house
ACT II: SCENE I. Before Page’s house
SCENE II. A room in the Garter Inn
SCENE III. A field near Windsor
ACT III: SCENE I. A field near Frogmore
SCENE II. A street in Windsor
SCENE III. A room in Ford’s house
SCENE IV. A room in Page’s house
SCENE V. A room in the Garter Inn
ACT IV: SCENE I. The street
SCENE II. A room in Ford’s house
SCENE III. A room in the Garter Inn
SCENE IV. A room in Ford’s house
SCENE V. A room in the Garter Inn
SCENE VI. Another room in the Garter Inn
ACT V: SCENE I. A room in the Garter Inn
SCENE II. Windsor Park
SCENE III. The street in Windsor
SCENE IV. Windsor Park
SCENE V. Another part of the Park
The Merry Wives of Windsor
By
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor
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First published circa 1616
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SCENE: WINDSOR AND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD: ACT I: SCENE I. WINDSOR. BEFORE PAGE’S HOUSE
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SHALLOW
Sir Hugh, persuade me not; I will make a Star Chamber matter of it; if he were twenty Sir John Falstaffs, he shall not abuse Robert Shallow, esquire.
SLENDER
In the county of Gloucester, Justice of Peace, and coram.
SHALLOW
Ay, cousin Slender, and cust-alorum.
SLENDER
Ay, and rato-lorum
too; and a gentleman born, Master Parson, who writes himself armigero
in any bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation — armigero.
SHALLOW
Ay, that I do; and have done any time these three hundred years.
SLENDER
All his successors, gone before him, hath done’t; and all his ancestors, that come after him, may: they may give the dozen white luces in their coat.
SHALLOW
It is an old coat.
EVANS
The dozen white louses do become an old coat well; it agrees well, passant; it is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.
SHALLOW
The luce is the fresh fish; the salt fish is an old coat.
SLENDER
I may quarter, coz?
SHALLOW
You may, by marrying.
EVANS
It is marring indeed, if he quarter it.
SHALLOW
Not a whit.
EVANS
Yes, py’r lady! If he has a quarter of your coat, there is but three skirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures; but that is all one. If Sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto you, I am of the church, and will be glad to do my benevolence to make atonements and compremises between you.
SHALLOW
The Council shall hear it; it is a riot.
EVANS
It is not meet the Council hear a riot; there is no fear of Got in a riot; the Council, look you, shall desire to hear the fear of Got, and not to hear a riot; take your vizaments in that.
SHALLOW
Ha! o’ my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it.
EVANS
It is petter that friends is the sword and end it; and there is also another device in my prain, which peradventure prings goot discretions with it. There is Anne Page, which is daughter to Master George Page, which is pretty virginity.
SLENDER
Mistress Anne Page? She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman.
EVANS
It is that fery person for all the orld, as just as you will desire; and seven hundred pounds of moneys, and gold, and silver, is her grandsire upon his death’s-bed — Got deliver to a joyful resurrections! — give, when she is able to overtake seventeen years old. It were a goot motion if we leave our pribbles and prabbles, and desire a marriage between Master Abraham and Mistress Anne Page.
SHALLOW
Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound?
EVANS
Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny.
SHALLOW
I know the young gentlewoman; she has good gifts.
EVANS
Seven hundred pounds, and possibilities, is goot gifts.
SHALLOW
Well, let us see honest Master Page. Is Falstaff there?
EVANS
Shall I tell you a lie? I do despise a liar as I do despise one that is false; or as I despise one that is not true. The knight Sir John is there; and, I beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. I will peat the door for Master Page.
What, hoa! Got pless your house here!
PAGE
[Within] Who’s there?
EVANS
Here is Got’s plessing, and your friend, and Justice Shallow; and here young Master Slender, that peradventures shall tell you another tale, if matters grow to your likings.
PAGE
I am glad to see your worships well. I thank you for my venison, Master Shallow.
SHALLOW
Master Page, I am glad to see you; much good do it your good heart! I wished your venison better; it was ill killed. How doth good Mistress Page? — and I thank you always with my heart, la! with my heart.
PAGE
Sir, I thank you.
SHALLOW
Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do.
PAGE
I am glad to see you, good Master Slender.
SLENDER
How does your fallow greyhound, sir? I heard say