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    The Profit
    The Profit
    The Profit
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    The Profit

    By Matt Payne

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    These short fables by self-proclaimed guru Matt Payne describe how we can all transform our lives by earning more profits. The fancy language and amoral tone will delight even the baddest of financial investors.

    Part of the "Go Help Yourself" series of self-help books. With this series you get:

    -Savagely Helpful
    -"Telling it like it is"
    -Step-by-step instructions for a better life
    -No Refunds

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSpiral Machines Press
    Release dateJul 7, 2016
    ISBN9781310449659
    The Profit
    Author

    Matt Payne

    pATTmAYNE Books publishes books by the different pen-names of the author Matt Payne. This includes Johannes Paine and Matt Payne.

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      Book preview

      The Profit - Matt Payne

      The Go Help Yourself Series Presents:

      The Profit

      Modern Answers to our Deepest Philosophical Questions

      Now with Fancy Language

      Matt Payne

      Published by Matt Payne

      Distributed by Smashwords

      Copyright 2016 Matt Payne

      http://www.pattmayne.com

      Other Works by Matt Payne at Smashwords:

      The Sick Book of Lies

      The Paranoid Adventures of Larry Grank

      Robot God/Hybrid Brain

      The Go Help Yourself Series of Self-Help Books

      Table of Contents:

      The Selling of the Shares

      On Self-Knowledge

      On Crime and Punishment

      On Laws

      On Love and Sex

      On Children

      On Giving

      On Eating and Drinking

      On Vacations

      On Minimum Wage

      On Unpaid Interns

      On Good and Evil

      On Drugs

      On Human Rights

      On Pride

      On Hiring and Firing

      On Religion

      The Farewell

      The Selling of the Shares

      The Interdepartmental Project-Management Team Lead stood upon a swivel chair and said, "We will not let you leave! We forbid you to sell your

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