Monsters from the Vault: Classic Horror Films Revisited

Monsters from the Vault

CLASSIC HORROR FILMS REVISITED

ORRIN GREY

Copyright © 2016

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ISBN paperback: 978-1-927990-18-6

ISBN e-book: 978-1-927990-19-3

Cover art by Thomas Boatwright

For Mike, Joel, and the Bots

Contents

Introduction

Doctor X (1932)

The Mask of Fu Manchu (1932)

Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)

Island of Lost Souls (1932)

The Old Dark House (1932)

Son of Kong (1933)

Mad Love (1935)

Werewolf of London (1935)

Mark of the Vampire (1935)

The Devil-Doll (1936)

The Invisible Ray (1936)

The Return of Doctor X (1939)

Dr. Renault’s Secret (1942)

The Undying Monster (1942)

The Boogie Man Will Get You (1942)

The Leopard Man (1943)

The Uninvited (1944)

The Mummy’s Curse (1944)

House of Frankenstein (1944)

House of Dracula (1945)

Dead of Night (1945)

The Thing from Another World (1951)

The War of the Worlds (1953)

It Came from Outer Space (1953)

The Mad Magician (1954)

The Quatermass Xperiment (1955)

Tarantula (1955)

The Mole People (1956)

The Deadly Mantis (1957)

The Monster That Challenged the World (1957)

The Monolith Monsters (1957)

The Aztec Mummy (1957)

The Curse of the Aztec Mummy (1957)

The Aztec Mummy vs. the Robot (1958)

The Vampire’s Coffin (1958)

The Brain Eaters (1958)

Fiend Without a Face (1958)

The Atomic Submarine (1959)

The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake (1959)

The Alligator People (1959)

The Tingler (1959)

Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)

Caltiki—The Immortal Monster (1959)

Black Sunday (1960)

13 Ghosts (1960)

Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)

Gorgo (1961)

Konga (1961)

Reptilicus (1961)

Night Creatures (1962)

The Cabinet of Caligari (1962)

House of the Damned (1963)

The Old Dark House (1963)

Paranoiac (1963)

Matango (1963)

Black Sabbath (1963)

Castle of Blood (1964)

The Gorgon (1964)

The Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (1964)

The Last Man on Earth (1964)

Curse of the Fly (1965)

Planet of the Vampires (1965)

Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (1965)/Voyage to the Planet of the Prehistoric Women (1968)

Plague of the Zombies (1966)

The Reptile (1966)

Island of Terror (1966)

It! (1967)

Yongary (1967)

King Kong Escapes (1967)

Spider Baby (1967)

The Living Skeleton (1968)

The Lost Continent (1968)

The Oblong Box (1969)

The Beast in the Cellar (1970)

The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971)

The Mephisto Waltz (1971)

The Omega Man (1971)

Horror Express (1972)

The House on Skull Mountain (1974)

The Food of the Gods (1976)

About the Author

INTRODUCTION

Welcome Back to the Vault of Secrets, the column on vintage horror cinema that I wrote for Innsmouth Free Press from 2011 through 2016. Before that, I wrote a column on international horror films starting in 2010, and a few installments from that have found their way into this volume, since they fit with the overall corpus of this collection.

I was born too late to be a true Monster Kid; by the time I was around, most of the old public TV horror hosts were gone, and the monster movies that were on Saturday mornings when I was young were mostly MST-worthy fare like Squirm and Godzilla vs. Megalon. Which is not to say that I didn’t see plenty of monster movies, including those. I can remember watching C.H.U.D. and the Cronenberg remake of The Fly and Aliens in its network TV premier, which probably hit me about as hard as Star Wars did the people who were born a decade or so before. But I didn’t see any of the classic horror films of yesteryear—the Universal monsters of the 30s and 40s, the Hammer horrors of the 50s and 60s—until after I had graduated from college.

That doesn’t mean that those films were entirely absent from my formative years, though. My elementary school library boasted a nearly complete collection of the Crestwood House Monster books. Narrow books with bright orange and purple covers, filled with black-and-white stills from movies like Frankenstein, Dracula, Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Deadly Mantis, The Blob, and so on. To say that I read those books, even compulsively, is to undersell their importance. I consumed them, poring over those evocative images and imagining what the movies they went with must have been like. Those books did for me what I think the movies themselves did for earlier generations of Monster Kids, what Joe Lansdale beautifully summarized when he asked, Isn’t that the job of all great art, to kick open doors to light and shadow and let us view something that otherwise we might not see?

I came to these movies late, but when I finally came, I fell in love with them, and I fell hard. I love movies from across almost every genre and period of time, and I hope that I never make the claim I see so many people make that movies from one era are inherently superior to another. But there’s no other category of cinema that I love with the same totality of myself, the same abandon, with which I love the rickety old monster movies of the past. They come to me dressed in fake cobwebs and painted backdrops, and I fall into them every single time.

In general, I try not to give too much thought to the whys of it, in fear that I will somehow break the spell, but the thought is bound to cross my mind, and as close as I’ve ever come to giving a reason for it shows up in my story The Seventh Picture, which is a love letter, as much as anything, to the films of Vincent Price and William Castle. There, I put my thesis in the mouth of one of my characters, who claims that, Old movies just seem to capture weirdness better than new ones. Back when there were smaller crews, when things were made by hand. Weirdness slipped in that way, infiltrated, got in through the cracks and the crappy special effects. When you watch an old weird movie, you feel like you’re watching something real, but also something not real, too. Like something from a dream, or an alternate universe. A universe where the sky’s a painted backdrop, and fake trees grow up out of the fake ground.

It’s my version of Lansdale’s doors to light and shadow, but it amounts to pretty much the same thing, in the end. There’s a magic in old horror movies that modern ones can never recapture—which is okay, they don’t need to, they have their own magic—and it will always hold a special place in my heart.

By the time I started writing the Vault of Secrets, I was still just beginning my journey into mystery the annals of vintage horror cinema. I saw my first Universal monster movie in college—it was Creature from the Black Lagoon—and a few others while I was working in a video store right after graduation. I didn’t see any of the Hammer films until a few years later, when I bought an eight-movie DVD set featuring titles like Evil of Frankenstein, Curse of the Werewolf, and Paranoiac. While I know what my first Universal film was, I don’t really have any clear recollections of watching it, but I can remember my first Hammer movie with perfect clarity. It was Night Creatures, and I was head over heels for it, in spite of it not featuring much night or any real creatures.

So writing the Vault of Secrets was, in many ways, an extension of my own explorations of the recesses of the field. As such, as I looked back over my columns to collect them here, there were a lot of things that made me cringe, both because of my ignorance of the genre and my ignorance of good writing. I like to think I’ve gotten a little less ignorant of both as I’ve gone along. As it is, there were lots of things in these columns that I wanted to change, but that’s the nature of time, and, except for the minor alterations necessary to convert a recurring web column to book form, I resisted the urge to revise history, though I’ve added the occasional note of editorial hindsight here and there.

As you read through the columns collected here, you’ll notice some possibly glaring omissions. You won’t find much representation from the likes of Dracula or Frankenstein’s monster, nor nearly as many movies as might be expected starring Vincent Price. In writing this column, I was operating under the assumption that the people reading it were probably already well familiar with most of those films, and I made it my goal, at least some of the time, to seek out more obscure fare. I’d like to pretend that this was purely for the edification of my audience, but it was in no small part for my own enjoyment, since by then I’d already seen most of the big classics, and I wanted to seek out films that were new to me.

So whether you’re an aficionado of vintage horror cinema, or whether you’re as new to the genre as I was a few years ago, welcome back to the Vault of Secrets, where we’ll be unearthing some classic (and not so classic) horror films for your delectation. Dim the lights, grab your popcorn, and let’s see what we can scare up…

Doctor X (1932)

Directed by: Michael Curtiz

Starring: Lionel Atwill, Fay Wray.

Doctor X is one of only a handful of surviving movies that were filmed in two-strip Technicolor, in order to fulfill Warner Brothers’ agreement with Technicolor. Going against the agreement, however, two versions of Doctor X were actually shot side-by-side, with only minor differences in takes. The Technicolor version was thought lost until recently, when it was restored by the UCLA Film Archive. That’s the version that’s in the Hollywood Legends of Horror Collection, and the one that I watched.

While Doctor X isn’t the best film in the collection, it might well be my favorite of the bunch. The two-strip process gives the film a weird, lurid, pulpish color scheme that actually works brilliantly in complimenting its subject matter. I’ve heard people say that Doctor X is as close as you’ll ever come to seeing a pulp horror magazine brought to life, and that may well be so.

The storyline concerns a series of brutal killings being perpetrated by the cannibalistic Moon Killer on the nights of the full moon, and the titular Doctor Xavier’s attempts to ferret out the murderer by reenacting the killings in his creaky seaside mansion. There are all the usual trappings you could ever ask for, from hideously deformed stranglers to creepy butlers to mad science of every stripe, and Doctor X’s house is filled with long hallways, dark shadows, and all the beakers and lightning machines that are the staples of the mad science genre. There’s a great rogues gallery of suspects, as well as a bumbling newspaperman played by Lee Tracey, gamely ad-libbing many of his lines and scenes. The rest of the film’s comic relief is supplied by the nervous maid, played by Leila Bennett, who plays basically the same character in Mark of the Vampire.

The sets are all wonderfully designed by Anton Grot, who did tons of movies, including The Mystery of the Wax Museum a year later. The Mystery of the Wax Museum is a spiritual successor to Doctor X, reteaming director Michael Curtiz, along with Fay Wray and Lionel Atwill, and is also filmed in two-strip Technicolor.

What really makes Doctor X great, though, is how thoroughly and unabashedly it manages to be everything pulpy all at once. There are mad scientists with big, ridiculous machines, gimmicky serial killers, brains in jars, a whodunit in a big dark house, a locked-room murder, a morgue scene, a skeleton closet, and everything else you could ever ask for. They even manage to work in some wax figures (which apparently melted under the hot lights of the Technicolor filming process and so actors were asked to play them by standing very still; you can actually see one of them move a little bit in a closeup). And since Doctor X is Pre-Code, it features references to cannibalism, rape and prostitution that would have been scrubbed from later films.

The Mask of Fu Manchu (1932)

Directed by: Charles Brabin

Starring: Boris Karloff, Myrna Loy.

Only one of many films based on Sax Rohmer’s Fu Manchu novels, The Mask of Fu Manchu is a window into the so-called Yellow Peril genre that was unfortunately popular at the time and, as such, is racist as all hell. It posits the peoples of Asia and the Middle East as vast, superstitious hordes bent on conquering and enslaving the white race.

Getting past the racism of The Mask of Fu Manchu isn’t easy, as it permeates just about every aspect of the film. Be it protagonist Nayland Smith despairing, Will we ever understand these Eastern races? or Fu Manchu himself exhorting his minions to kill the white man and take his women! (A speech that was, in fact, cut from some home video releases of the movie, due to concerns of racism.) Even the casting poses its problems, with the very white Boris Karloff as Fu Manchu and Myrna Loy as his daughter, although they both actually do great work with the characters.

This was one of the first films Karloff did after appearing in his most famous role, that of the monster in Universal’s Frankenstein. From the first time we see him, drinking a bubbling brew in a room filled with crackling electricity, Fu Manchu is a study in cartoonish supervillainy, but Karloff plays him with a certain amount of dignity and makes him far more magnetic than any of the other characters in the film. Next to Fu Manchu, the protagonists are rather dull by comparison.

At this point in her career, Loy was in