A Wicked Old Woman

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KULI’S DOUBLE-UP

Waking up on a dark English morning, rain pitting against the windows of her emptied house, widowing her of all enthusiasm and adventure. Ignoring the reproaches of the hard-won stick, leaning lonesome in the corner, she pulls the quilt over her head and burrowing into the darkness closes her eyes waiting for the shifting shades of darkness to take her back to sleep. Instead of slumberland her mind travels backwards to unlock a segment in the past where she’s a teenager in pig-tails, running wildly down a flight of stairs; school satchel flying out behind her, pushing through the crowded corridors, dodging furtively across the dividing strip of green and through the doors, into the silence and secrecy of the gym.

He was living up to the lie, notebook in hand checking off the equipment that remained and calculating that which had gone AWOL. His blue eyes lifted as she entered and giving her a list he told her to start on the cricket section. Taking her cue and keeping her face straight she obediently turned to follow his instructions, but a hand on her plaits pulled her back and two arms came sneaking round to hold her tight.

Running down the school drive, heart and feet thudding, mustn’t miss the bus, must be home at the right time, must maintain the outward pattern, mustn’t let suspicion get a toe in, mustn’t blow apart her salvaged bits of freedom.

Believing the messages that came with the jam, spreading the golliwog’s smile on hot buttery toast, biting it, and crunching it and swallowing it whole as the eyes read avidly of Kipling’s Kim, or latched like leeches on to Stewart Granger in Bhowani Junction. What the food and fiction missed out the history and geography books filled in: Clive coming out shining like a savior and Wilkes got his gain, by gaining the ear of the whole nation. Freedom become an English patent and to be free was to imitate an Englishness and in those early days of immigration, when she was the only Asian among a sea of whites, she was so continually and constantly different to yearn to be the same and being the same meant having a boyfriend.

Being her she went one better and got the one that everyone wanted and listened in delight to catty barbs that wondered how he could fancy a plain and dumpy dowd like her. She’d caught the school status symbol and gained the status to be bitched about. He being with her erased forever her given position as that old-fashioned, traditional Indian girl in pig-tails.

He turned her differentness inside out, creaming her as his ‘Indian Princess’, ‘the mysterious oriental woman’, and the ‘Mata Hari of his heart’. She feigned nonchalance though every pore of her loved every syllable and not till later did the memory cringe at these borrowings from schoolboy comics.

Michael the Archangel, she called him though never told him, reserve reining in her tongue, come down to earth just for her, all finished off with golden hair and bright blue eyes.

She was avid with hunger to learn, experience and experiment, to step out from her insulated, closed-off home life and dip her feet into the world’s whirlpool; feel the swirl of the waves knocking through her skin, telling her of the ways and whys of how things are: to discover whether the fire in the flesh was only a story printed in the fiction books and if this life was clay for her to mould or a viscous substance, resistant and tacky, so sticky on her fingers they’d be changed forever.

Michael the Archangel was the first shake of a kaleidoscope and she a newly emergent Machiavelli; soon skilled in circumventing the protective barriers of parents and community: lying with ease to cover her tracks, lying with ease to clear her path. Aghast at the monster within her, overpowering sense and reason, flicking aside respect and duty. Was this truly her who set up strategic stratagems through smiling lips and eyes that shone as clear as honesty?

Those were the days when the Indian community was small enough to know each and every one of its number; when the families had hardly started arriving and men lived in the camaraderie of an enforced bachelorhood; still believing that soon they would have earned enough/saved enough to go back and rejoin the fabric and tapestry of a life left behind, they talked as if they’d merely stepped out of a picture and left a blank outline of themselves waiting for the day when they could step back into the frame.

Many criticised her father for bringing them over. What necessity when the money he sent back could keep them comfortable? And who knows what would happen to women and children under the English influence? Her father countered by asking what they would achieve with their money after having paid for the family expenses? Very little for there was little left over. True his expenses would increase and he wouldn’t be able to give them anything much in abundance, but he could give them something much more important, a good education and with that the chance of a life better than he had ever had. The father’s hopes were not only for the son but the daughters as well. And that was why and how the daughter got away with what she did; though not scot-free for a penalty is attached to every foul and in her rushing and her running she was forever looking over her shoulder, anxiety ridden with guilt and fear. Did anyone guess? Had anyone seen? Had they already told tales of her to her parents?

All Indians believed that the children of anyone were the children of everyone and everyone else’s business was their business too and no keeping quiet about what was going on. Silence may be golden but who knows what nightmares it will spawn to wreck the tranquillity of a peaceful home. Children were a pleasure that was taxed by duty, the duty to bring them up Right according to the rules, of whatever pond you swam in.

Having snatched a fraction of freedom she’d smile and laugh with the others and seem to agree as they applauded her courage in defying her backward and traditional society, in trying to escape her primitive background; the smile sticking to her lips like painted plastic while her insides folded in around an agitation that said this is treachery.

*

‘What are you grinning at?’ he asked looking up from the record player, golden strands of hair falling over one eye. Not getting a reply, crawled pleading-like on all fours to her side as she sat on the floor by the door. ‘Oh great goddess of the East grant this infidel the merest crumbs, the slightest morsel of your thoughts.’

‘I was thinking,’ she said, resisting the impulse to rearrange his hair, ‘of colours. And that it’s time I went home. Can’t be studying with Caroline the whole night.’

‘I’m going to call you Hello-goodbye. ‘Cos there’s not much that happens in between. Have you realised you always sit there, right next to the door?’

‘I’ll get into trouble if I’m late.’

‘Family bloody family,’ he groaned, lying back and staring at the moon and stars on his ceiling. ‘My mother did those. Thinks she’s artistic.’ She didn’t like this swearing but didn’t want to say so. Being prudish as well as primitive would be more than enough to make him drop her like a hot brick. ‘I’ve got an idea. Caroline’s ‘brother’ will run you home,’ and he smiled thinking he’d made a joke about a joke. ‘Have another cup of coffee.’ That bitter, dark stuff she was forcing herself to drink because anyone who wanted to be anyone drank coffee.

‘No thanks,’ but bent forward and gave him a kiss, the first unsolicited kiss from her to him, ‘and no thanks. You can’t drive me home.’

‘In case your Dad’s waiting with a loaded gun?’

‘Kirpan more likely. We ain’t your Wild-West Red Indians.’ Pulling away from him and pulling on her coat, ‘We’re the sub-continent ones. Remember?’

His hands to his mouth doing whooping war cries and running around her in best Hollywood tradition, ‘Great God of the skies, grant that we never mix our sub-continent with our incontinence or we will be forever in the shithouse. Great God grant . . .’ Satchel on her shoulder she opened the door, cutting short his TV dramatics. ‘I’ll walk you to the bus stop.’

‘You might meet a bloodthirsty war party on the way.’

‘No matter, I will sacrifice my all for you, my Turkish Delight.’

‘Geographical confusion. Poor boy,’ shaking her head in sympathy, ‘got lost.’ But she let him kiss her before she left.

She sat in the front seat behind the driver’s cab, wanting as hidden a seat as the bus could give, in case someone who might know someone who knew her family, saw her and then saw fit to ask the parents what she was doing travelling around at this time of night. She turned to get a book from her satchel and froze as she saw the advice on the panel in front: ‘Smoke Signals only. Indian Driver.’ Heart pounding she searched everywhere for her handkerchief, in her pockets, in the sleeve of her jumper and among her books. Nowhere to be found, but she found her pencil case and extracting a crayon started to scribble over the graffiti.

‘Ere what do you think you’re doing?’ It was the ticket inspector, hat pulled back over a frowning forehead. She thought it was pretty obvious but his compressed lips told her different. ‘You kids are all the same. No respect for property, particularly other people’s. But I’m surprised at you, must say I am. A nice Indian girl like you! Who would have thought it. Hey Sing-Sing what do you think of this ‘ere lark?’ Kulwant followed his gaze as the Indian conductor came down towards them. It would have to be one of her father’s friends!

‘Hello Uncleji,’ and then indignation welling up inside her she asked them to look and read.

‘Look love,’ said the inspector, ‘it’s only a joke and we pay an army of cleaners to keep our buses clean and tidy. Now be a good girl and leave it alone. After your efforts it’ll be twice as much work. Now let’s have a look at your ticket.’

‘Haven’t bought it yet.’ His look of disbelief made her feel like a thief. The conductor intervened and she looked away feeling embarrassed for him as he tried to explain in his heavy accented English that he’d been upstairs and hadn’t yet taken her fare.

‘Well you’d better do it now, hadn’t you? Where did you get on love?’

She told them and knew that if Uncleji mentioned it to her Dad, her Dad would know it was nowhere near Caroline’s house.

The inspector went upstairs and Uncleji gave her a ticket, telling her there was no need for the money.

‘But you’ll get into trouble,’ she protested in her rusty Punjabi. Now if he was as nasty as her he’d look away in embarrassment.

‘No, no,’ Uncleji would put in his own money and then Uncleji commented that she was out very late.

‘Oh I’ve been studying with a friend,’ wondering if her tongue would rot apart in her mouth, as each lie seemed to corrode it like acid, ‘I’ve got some very important exams coming up.’

Uncleji looked pleased and said she must work hard and with a paternal pat on her head went off to click out more tickets.

*

Turning the handle she let herself in through their orange door which was only locked at night. Cold and curry smells hit her as she entered. Hanging up her coat and exchanging a silent greeting with the flower lady in the picture she went off to find her mother.

Everyone was busy doing their own thing as long as their own thing didn’t collide with those things that were forbidden. Her father was upstairs changing into his dirty workclothes. She’d forgotten he was on night-shift this week. Murmuring a quick hello she dashed back down. In the front room her brother Pauli was sitting curled up on the sofa, eyes glued to the TV. Her older sister busy twirling hands and arms around the old sewing machine.

‘Who’s this for?’ asked Kulwant fingering the pink silky material. Her sister looked up, glaring for answer.

‘It’s for whatsit, the new bride down the road,’ put in Pauli, without turning. ‘Can’t have her wearing the same clothes twice in one month, can we. And she never even says thank you.’

‘Thankyouthankyouthankyou,’ her mother said coming in, her Indian accent rendering the mimicking far funnier than it was and they all gurgled into giggles.

‘Indian people are always asking you for favours. Oh lend us this, do that for us, come with us to speak English. And they don’t say thank you,’ repeated Pauli, folding his arms for emphasis.

Half teasing, half serious her mother cuffed his head. ‘English people can’t tell you the time of day without expecting a thousand thank yous,’ reverting back to her Punjabi. ‘And if you don’t lend, you can’t borrow, and if you don’t give help you can’t ask for it.’

‘It’s the Indians who are always giving a thousand thank yous,’ said Kulwant still sitting by the sewing machine. ‘Uncleji with the long beard always does. It’s embarrassing.’

Her mother looked at her sharply. ‘You children can laugh. We don’t know the English ways but we do our best. How do you think I feel when I hear your terrible Punjabi? It’s not just embarrassing, it’s shameful. Your sister’s the only one who speaks it properly.’

‘Goody two-shoes,’ Kulwant almost said but bit it back. No knowing when her sister would take revenge.

‘Indian-people are funny,’ younger brother Pauli again (his teacher had found Parminder too difficult, and Pauli had insisted the family adopt his school nickname). ‘You remember when you met the other women in that posh store. You lot talked for hours and hours and at the tops of your voices. The Sales Ladies were whispering about you. Said you should find some other place to hold your mothers’ meetings. I had to duck behind the net curtains to hide from Robert Grieves. He and his mother stared and stared at you all as they went by.’

‘Find yourself an English mother,’ their mother snapped, and flounced off to the kitchen. As soon as her steps had receded her voice shouted back to Kulwant to come and eat.

‘Spoilt. That’s what you are,’ hissed her sister Gurinder as Kulwant went out. ‘And close the door behind you. It’s cold.’

Warmth, steam, and all the masala smells of an Indian kitchen. Back turned to the door, her mother was standing at the cooker slapping pieces of dough between her hands, making hot, fresh rotis for her daughter and in between stirring the dal and sabji in the frying pans.

Mother works too hard, thought Kulwant, taking over the stirring but not with the conviction that would make her give up her time to help her. ‘I don’t need fresh rotis Mum. You should just make a whole lot in one go.’

‘You can eat stale rotis when you don’t have a mother. I saved some dhahi for you. Parminder would have eaten it all if I’d let him. Sit down and eat.’

The table was squeezed into a corner of the kitchen. She twisted the chair sideways so she could still look at her mother. ‘You shouldn’t work so hard,’ her mother was saying, pausing in her bustling to rest a hand on Kulwant’s shoulder, ‘we want you to do well but not to make yourself ill. Have some achar.’ Grandmother’s special achar sent all the way over from India with the last arrival; one of the many packages he’d carried for other people from the village, each one a cipher of goodwill for he would need all the goodwill he could get in carving out a new life for himself in alien England.

‘Has achar-uncle got a job yet?’ asked Kulwant through a mouthful of roti and sabji.

‘No. Your father and his friends are still trying. These Goras won’t do anything unless you put something between their fingers.’

Kulwant said she couldn’t believe it and her mother retorted she had a lot to learn about the world.

PIG-TAILS GOES TO A PARTY

Stick-leg-shuffle-leg-shuffle. Stick-leg-shuffle-leg-shuffle.

Banging the door closed behind her, her shoes scraping the pavement as if doing overtime in carrying the body above them. She’d stepped out of her memories for a shopping trip to buy milk and bread for her empty fridge. Stopping at a zebra crossing, stretching her neck out like a bony bird she peered up and down the road. A pair of NHS specs was what she needed. The final authentic touch. She who could get stick, could get specs too!

A briefcase came and stood next to her. Sliding her gaze upwards from hand to pin-striped arm, to shoulder, to eyes, she met up with a cold speculative stare.

‘Would you help me across the road?’ quavering her voice.

‘It’s empty. In fact it’s a morgue of a road,’ and so saying he loped across, briefcase swinging forward like a hatchet.

What a brute! Requiring dramatic denunciation. Lifting her stick she waved it at his retreating back, ‘Ain’t got Aids you know mate. Not like you City Gents. Riddled with disease you are. Inside and out. Look what a mess you’ve made of this country. Stashing away your loot and leaving us to starve . . . ’

‘That’s enough madam.’ The local bloke in blue doing his community bit. ‘You’ve had your say and you’re holding up the traffic.’

One lonely car, stopping to see the fun, the driver winding down the window. ‘Right you are lady. Say it again,’ a leftover hippy, face invisible behind flowing hair. Revving up and shooting off as a warning glance flew his way from the boy in blue.

‘Now let me help you across the road,’ his hand firmly under her elbow, indicating the futility of resistance. She didn’t. Delivered across she didn’t look back at him either, concentrating on scuttling away. He might decide on a closer examination and decide that she wasn’t all that she was making out to be. Make-up! She’d overlooked the make-up. Get some today and start practising. Crumbling undercoat on a podgy nose, bright red lipstick over wrinkled lips, glaring rouge on sagging cheeks! She’d gather together all the paraphernalia of the feminine mystique and time warp back to the days of her youthful flings. Not that they’d lasted long for she had soon given up make-up and making up stories. No more lies that twisted her tongue, no more rifts in real-time reality.

*

Michael the Archangel thought love was a lift to a heaven of bliss. Couldn’t understand her ifs and buts. Thought she should break out of her chains and leap into the light of freedom. Not that he said it in exactly those words, but he pushed and nudged and waged a war on her reserve and reluctance. Though her nerves were frayed and her control fragile she couldn’t yet say no and end it all. So she gave inch by inch: meeting him for longer and taking greater risks, till it fractured, beyond repair, at Caroline’s party no less. In later years she would refer to parties as the ‘witches’ cauldron’ because those who partook became the ingredients of the bubbling, emotional concoctions that displaced and rearranged, binding some into a passionate beginning and cleaving others into a bitter ending.

It didn’t terminate because her family found out or other people snitched; would have been easier if things had happened that way. Her illusions, her first love remaining intact and pure, aureoled in gold-dust memory. ‘But for how long?’ she’d often asked herself over the years; she couldn’t have kept her eyes closed and her mind locked and mute forever; wouldn’t there have been a day when resentment and acrimony spilled out like angry lava? when her integration became insufficient for him and her disintegration too great for her?

A party to celebrate Caroline’s birthday, or Caroline’s birthday an excuse for a party. And for once she was legitimate, able to tell the truth without a twinge. Even so, Mum and Dad and carping sister in the background had needed to be persuaded that their precious Kulwant was not being enticed into a party that would be full of vice. Caroline had come round and done her ‘I’m a charming English girl, and won’t be refused’ act. Her mother had relented, unfreezing the opposition of her father and fueling the spite of her sister. Her mother had always liked Caroline, because Caroline was polite, well dressed and you could see she came from a good family. Background being all important to the Indian mind.

‘Now if Pauline had come to invite you to a birthday party, I could never have said yes. Her clothes are always messy or torn, or with a button missing. They look as if they came from the second-hand shop.’ This last with a shudder of disgust.

‘Probably did,’ Kulwant almost said and bit it back but contented herself by saying that Pauline’s mother was poor.

‘Why?’ came back the snap question.

‘Because-because,’ Kulwant stammered, stalling for time to think and in the end blurting it out, ‘because her parents are divorced.’

‘Ah.’ Nothing else could have damned Pauline more.

She had told her mother that Caroline’s Mum would bring her back