The Grandkid
By John Lazarus
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Julius Rothstein and his granddaughter Abby have loved each other from opposite ends of Canada since Abby was born. But now, accepted as a freshman student at the university where Julius teaches, Abby is moving in with him to be close to school and to keep her newly widowed grandfather company. The two must negotiate a new relationship as housemates and friends, which means dealing with issues of youth and age, work and play, activism and apathy, homework and heart attacks, and those three tricky topics: sex, politics, and religion.
John Lazarus
John Lazarus has been an award-winning playwright since 1970. His plays include Babel Rap, Dreaming and Duelling, The Late Blumer, Village of Idiots, and The Grandkid. John taught playwriting for a decade at Studio 58, and sporadically at the Vancouver Film School and National Theatre School. He retired in 2021 after 21 years of teaching at Queen's University. He and his wife currently divide their time between Vancouver and Kingston, Ontario. His book Two Ways About It: The Inside and Outside of Playwriting was published in the fall of 2023 by J. Gordon Shillingford.
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The Grandkid - John Lazarus
The Grandkid © Copyright 2014 by John Lazarus
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Lazarus, John, 1947-, author
The Grandkid [electronic resource] / John Lazarus.
A play.
Electronic monograph in multiple formats.
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cipWe acknowledge the financial support of the Canada Council for the Arts, the Ontario Arts Council (OAC)—an agency of the Government of Ontario, which last year funded 1,681 individual artists and 1,125 organizations in 216 communities across Ontario for a total of $52.8 million—the Ontario Media Development Corporation, and the Government of Canada through the Canada Book Fund for our publishing activities.
To Anne Levitsky,
my grade five teacher and lifelong friend,
for early and ongoing inspiration.
Contents
Copyright
Playwright’s Notes
Production History
Characters and Setting
Dedication
Act I, Rothstein Was Our Name
Abby's Arrival
House Rules
Shabbos
Gazorpimosity
Julius's Scrapbook
Phone Your Parents
Birthday Party
Rothstein the Snowman
Abby’s Laundry Story
Julius on Hockey
Home From Hockey
The Morning of the Unveiling
Dressed Like That
Noah Was at the Party
Julius the Slob
Dr. Goldberg’s Bra
Before Abby Was Born
After Abby’s Party
Phoning David
Act II, Phoning Abby
On the Swing
Abby Comes Home
Watching a Movie with Julius
A Real Professor
After the Rallies
Phoning Vanessa
The Guy Who Killed Himself
On the Screening of Low Visibility
Abby, After Shul
Obituary Draft
Dishonesty and Atonement
Phyllis’s Dress
Vandalizing the Loyalist
Heart Attack
Ten More Years
Glossary
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Playwright’s Notes
Scene titles in the script are for rehearsal convenience, not for the audience’s information.
All overlaps throughout the play, indicated with a forward slash (/), are optional and may begin later than indicated.
In the theatre cast list and bios, the characters are to be referred to as Rothstein
and Rothstein.
The Grandkid, produced by Theatre Kingston, received its premiere at the Baby Grand Theatre in Kingston, Ontario, on February 2, 2012, in a slightly different draft. It featured the following cast and creative team:
Rothstein: Sophia Fabiilli
Rothstein: Sam Malkin
Directed by Brett Christopher
Set design by Mark Hunt
Costumes by Cass Sclauzero
Lighting design by Tim Fort
Sound design by Becky Gold
Production management by Bill Penner
Technical direction by Alysha Bernstein
Stage management by, in succession, Kristi White, Brett Christopher, Amy Cadman, Alysha Bernstein, and Kyle Beres (it’s a long story).
Characters
Julius Rothstein, sixty-seven and then sixty-eight. In the audience scenes he is a few years older; in the flashback scenes, he is in his fifties.
Abby Rothstein, his granddaughter, eighteen and then nineteen. In the audience scenes she is around thirty; in the flashback scenes, she is a little girl of five.
Setting
The living and dining room of Julius’s home in a small university city in Ontario. The home is that of a film professor. It was decorated by his late wife, Phyllis, and reflects her tastes as much as his. The decor may also communicate that this is a Jewish home with both leftist and pro-Israeli political sympathies. Decoration includes a framed photo of Julius’s deceased wife, Phyllis, a Jewish lady in her early sixties, and a large mirror on the wall, of antique, faded glass in an ornate frame. One door, from the dining room side, leads to the kitchen; another door leads off to the vestibule and front door; and a third door leads to the unseen rest of the house, which includes Abby’s bedroom, Phyllis’s sewing room, and the stairs to the second floor and Julius’s bedroom. There are two other, smaller acting areas for the audience scenes.
Act One
Audience Scene: Rothstein Was Our Name
In the audience scenes, ABBY and JULIUS address two different fictitious audiences, on two different occasions, and are unaware of each other. ABBY, thirtyish, wears a black scarf with a tear or cut in the fabric. JULIUS, in his seventies, wears a brightly coloured, hand-knit yarmulke and holds a champagne glass. They are these ages, with these accessories, in all of the audience scenes. In these scenes, their lines may overlap or be spoken simultaneously.
ABBY
First of all, I should give you fair warning: I am going to be referring to him as Rothstein, because that’s what I always called him.
JULIUS
For this joyful occasion, I will be referring to her as Abby—
ABBY
Dad asked me not to, especially today.
JULIUS
—Although ever since she was three or four, I’ve addressed her as Rothstein.
ABBY
He asked me to call him Grandfather, Grandpa, Zaydie, or, as he put it, something respectful like that.
JULIUS
She addressed me as Rothstein too.
ABBY
But it was respectful.
JULIUS
Tells you something about our relationship.
ABBY
He called me Rothstein right back. That was our name. (continues simultaneously with JULIUS, below) As Rothstein said, the only problem would be if we forgot which of us was which.
JULIUS
(simultaneously with ABBY, above) I always used to say, the one pitfall might be forgetting which Rothstein was which.
Abby’s Arrival
Late night, early September. The house is a bit of a mess, with a couple of days’ worth of untidiness created by someone not expecting guests. Books, clothes, newspapers. The doorbell rings. JULIUS, sixty-seven years old, in a bathrobe, crosses to the front door.
JULIUS
(calls through door) Who the hell is it? It’s after midnight!
ABBY
(off, eighteen years old) Rothstein!
JULIUS
Yes, I’m Rothstein! Who are you!
ABBY
It’s me, Rothstein! It’s Rothstein!
JULIUS
Oh, for God’s sake!
He opens the door to ABBY, dressed for travel, with luggage and a hockey