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    Biting Holiday Honeymoons: Two Laugh Out Loud, Steamy Vampire Romps
    Biting Holiday Honeymoons: Two Laugh Out Loud, Steamy Vampire Romps
    Biting Holiday Honeymoons: Two Laugh Out Loud, Steamy Vampire Romps
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    Biting Holiday Honeymoons: Two Laugh Out Loud, Steamy Vampire Romps

    By Mary Hughes

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    Hilarious and steamy hot!

    Honeymoons should be romantic. My special night with my master vampire will be all champagne and hot tubs—just as soon as hubby and I kick some evil vampire butt. Warning: explicit! Intended for 18+

    Two fast, sexy reads by USA Today bestselling author Mary Hughes.

    Biting Halloween—Detective Elena and master vampire Bo's honeymoon is derailed when they get run off the road by a vampire. They chase him, only to find out Dracula—the real Dracula—is on the loose.

    Biting Christmas—Punk rock musician Nixie and master vampire Julian slide into a hot-tub honeymoon, but things turn nasty when Santa Vamp shows up.

    If you love the pace of urban fantasy, the sexiness of dark vampire stories, and the zing of laughs, these are the stories for you. Never tried them all together? Blended like peanut butter and chocolate, it's an unexpected delight :)

    "Hot, explicit, detailed, funny, and packed with drama as I expected and enjoy. Thanks to the author Mary Hughes, for both the stories and price!!!!!:)"

    LanguageEnglish
    Publisher7th Octave Publishing
    Release dateNov 13, 2013
    ISBN9780985517779
    Biting Holiday Honeymoons: Two Laugh Out Loud, Steamy Vampire Romps
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    Mary Hughes

    I write wickedly fun romantic adventures and steamy paranormal romances, stories that crackle with action and love. Challenging, smart alpha men--and women not afraid of a challenge. Oh, do the sparks fly when he meets THE woman guaranteed to infuriate and inflame him most.In real life I'm an author, a spouse and mother, a flutist, a computer geek, and a binge-TV-watcher of The Flash, Elementary, NCIS, and Wynonna Earp.~Mary HughesNewsletter: http://www.maryhughesbooks.com/Newsletter.htmlWebsite http://www.maryhughesbooks.com/Book Bub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/mary-hughesBlog http://maryhughesbooks.blogspot.com/Group Blog http://www.lustwithalaugh.com/Facebook http://www.facebook.com/MaryHughesAuthorTwitter http://www.twitter.com/MaryHughesBooks

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      Biting Holiday Honeymoons - Mary Hughes

      Joyfully Recommended! Ms. Hughes made me laugh, made me blush, and swept me away for hours upon hours of enjoyment with this fabulous tale. Joyfully Reviewed on Bite My Fire

      Blackraven's Reviews Recommended Read! The small town antics, fast-paced action, quick wit, sarcastic humor, and explosive sexual chemistry would make an awesome television series. ~AJ for Blackraven's Reviews on Beauty Bites

      Twolips Reviews Recommended Read! "If you’ve never read anything by Mary Hughes, I would advise you to run (not walk) and grab a copy of Biting Oz. Yes, it’s the fifth book in her Biting Love series, but the way the author gives you just enough backstory on characters from her previous installments makes it worth your while to read this story out of series order. She’s created a multi-layered family centric fictional town in Illinois where everyone is related and lederhosen is a fashion staple not a faux pas… Biting Oz is a wonderfully funny and sexy novel by an equally passionate author and it’s on my TBRA (To Be Read Again) list for sure! " ~ Leanna for Twolips Reviews on Biting Oz

      Biting Holiday Honeymoons

      That special night with their master vampire is interrupted by Dracula and Santa Vamp. Warning: explicit language, action, and, since one bride is a cop and the other a punk rock musician, swearing.

      Biting Halloween—Elena and Bo’s honeymoon in the Dells is derailed when they get run off the road by a vampire. They chase him, only to find out Dracula—the real Dracula—is on the loose. Introduces Glynn Rhys-Jenkins from Biting Oz.

      Biting Christmas—Nixie and Julian slide into a hot-tub honeymoon, but things turn nasty when Santa Vamp shows up.

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      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please purchase your own copy. Thank you for your support and respecting the hard work of this author.

      This book is a work of fiction. The names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the writer’s imagination or have been used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, actual events, locale or organizations is entirely coincidental.

      Biting Christmas/Biting Halloween

      Biting Holiday Honeymoons

      Copyright © 2013 by Mary Hughes

      ISBN: 978-0-9855177-7-9

      Cover by Tibbs Design

      All Rights Are Reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.

      Biting Halloween originally published as Biting Dracula

      Copyright © 2009, 2013 by Mary Hughes

      Biting Christmas originally published as A Biting Christmas Special

      Copyright © 2008, 2013 by Mary Hughes

      Table of Contents

      Biting Halloween

      Biting Christmas

      Excerpt from Murder at Chipmunk Lake

      Excerpt from Hot Chips and Sand

      About the Author

      Look for these titles by Mary Hughes

      Biting Holiday Honeymoons

      Mary Hughes

      Dedication

      To my husband Gregg, for laughing at my jokes.

      Biting Halloween

      This story takes place between Bite My Fire and Biting Nixie.

      It all started with a handjob gone horribly wrong.

      Talk about unsafe sex. If I ever caught my sister doing what I did, I’d slap on the cuffs first and ask questions later.

      No, not the furry kind of handcuffs. Real handcuffs. Geez, what kind of gal do you think I am?

      See, I’m a cop. My Irish dad’s passion for justice, my Latina model mom’s figure and my own corkscrew-crazy hair combine to make me, Elena O’Rourke—no, actually it’s Elena O’Rourke Strongwell as of today, October 31.

      That was part of the problem. Big Viking hubby had been out of town for three weeks, and I missed him, bad.

      Bo and I were driving from our home in Meiers Corners, Illinois to the Wisconsin Dells, our honeymoon destination. Since he was a master vampire, we were in the shielded Maybach sedan (which he insisted on calling a saloon). Apparently he thought we were

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