Tumbling Through Time
By Gwyn Cready
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Wandering the Pittsburgh airport before a business trip, Seph decides to kill time with some preflight shopping -- anything to get her mind off Tom Fraser, her irresistible, dimple-chinned coworker turned travel buddy. So when a pair of to-die-for pink stilettos calls her name from a store window, she tries them on -- only to be swiftly transported back to the eighteenth century and flung aboard a turbulent ship sailing the Mediterranean!
There, Seph is stunned to meet Phillip Drummond, an arrogant British pirate and the spitting image of Tom. Phillip has summoned her back in time to straighten out his complete mess of a life -- for he is the burly hero in the romance novel she someday hopes to write, and she is responsible for his destiny. But in the midst of turning things right so she can get back to reality, Seph starts to fall for the smolderingly sexy Phillip. And when Tom is thrown into the mix, she doesn't know what -- or who -- she wants. Seph soon realizes that spotting the perfect pair of shoes may be easy, but finding the perfect man can be a real trip.
Gwyn Cready
Gwyn Cready is a writer of contemporary, Scottish, and time travel romance. She’s been called “the master of time travel romance” and is the winner of the RITA Award, the most prestigious award given in romance writing. She has been profiled in Real Simple and USA Today, among others. Before becoming a novelist, she spent 25 years in brand management. She has two grown children and lives with her husband on a hill overlooking the magical kingdom of Pittsburgh.
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- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Having read Cready's Seducing Mr. Darcy, and genuinely getting a good laugh out of the premise, I was eager to go back and pick up her first published novel. Cready's tongue-in-cheek style and sarcastic come backs are still, delightfully present in this story of Seph, Tom, and Phillip. I still laughed, smiled, and even rolled my eyes a bit at the main character's antics. The idea of going back in time and creating out of the main hero the love interest in your present day is pretty cute. Outside of the personal voice that I enjoy (could that be because I've developed a good deal of snarkiness in teaching teens?), I have to say that I actually got mixed up a good deal in the plot. It wasn't an easy story to follow for me, as it went from present day to the past, with two different male leads. I mainly got mixed up in the past when it delved into the history that Phillip was caught up in. Seph had the stress of trying to save her male lead's life, literally, through the way they shaped time (you know, like in Back to the Future). This made for a somewhat confusing storyline for me, and one that I didn't connect to very quickly. While I can't say that I particularly loved Tumbling Through Time, I do like Cready's personal voice, which comes through her main female lead characters in this novel and Seducing Mr. Darcy. If you're interested in a funny time travel sort of romance, I'd try her Darcy story first.
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Tumbling Through Time - Gwyn Cready
Prologue
Adriatic Sea, somewhere between Greece
and the Italian states
1706
The wind howled around his ears, and the blasting rain beat at his exposed skin like a cat-o’-nine-tails. The ship heaved and creaked, though he knew her fine oaken timbers would hold.
A hurricane—fifteen bloody leagues from Otranto. What next? Snow in the Azores? A sandstorm on the Thames? He rolled his eyes and brought the collar of the oiled jacket up to his ears. Today was the ninth day of this. He must bring this ridiculous mischief to an end.
Jones, the officer of the watch, pulled his way along the rope strung taut across the quarterdeck and filled his lungs to be heard above the roar. Almost no water in the hold, Captain. And only eight men at the pump.
He nodded, unsurprised. She was a weatherly ship—one of England’s finest—even in a storm only an untrained mind could have created. Caution was the young wench’s supposed watchword. He’d heard the bloody saying so often in her thoughts he wondered if she ever acted on gut or heart or—he felt the tingle in his belly—something more primitive. Yet if one looked at the design of the world that held him and his three hundred men in its teeth, she hadn’t appeared even to think before she leaped, let alone look or consider. Thank God she hadn’t tried getting the science of hydraulics into her head, else he and his men would probably be bobbing toward Venice right now, rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub.
He opened the hatch and made his way down the steps toward his cabin, bending instinctively to avoid the low-slung beams. In the past, two of Her Majesty’s marines would have clattered to their feet upon his arrival. No more.
That, at least, he couldn’t blame on her. The loss of his naval commission had been his own doing, though a failure to regain it—a regaining that had seemed so close until this foolish, unnecessary business at Gibraltar—would certainly sit at her doorstep.
He dashed off a note and handed it to the ship’s boy.
Before he’d even gotten his first sip of coffee, he heard the tinkle of brass coins that edged the old Gypsy’s head scarf. ’Tis good she doesn’t have any hopes in the way of surprise materializations. She stared at him when she entered, eyes brown and unreadable. Among his crew, she alone had recognized the topsy-turvy world in which they were caught.
He bowed. Thank you for coming.
You are certain you vant to do this?
she asked in her thick Balkan accent.
I must get those papers back.
He didn’t want to have to beg, but he knew that he would.
There are reesks.
What of it?
The girl may not vish to come.
To the devil with that. She has upended my world. Look around you.
Vorse, she may do more harm than good. You are the one who vill suffer, no one else.
Grapeshot fired at close range might do more harm than the girl had already done; he couldn’t think of much else. Besides—and this he would never share with the Gypsy—there was something strangely provoking about the confection of bluster, ambition and wantonness he’d glimpsed during those moments when the wench’s thoughts rang clear in his head. This vaguely glimpsed future held more promise than he expected—especially from Americans.
I accept the risks,
he said. Proceed.
The old woman brought out two small jars from her shawl. In one of thick, clear glass sat a measure of black-speckled powder, not quite like gunpowder but not far from it, with that same sulfuric scent. The second jar was smaller and fashioned of rough clay. He could not see its contents.
She directed him to light a lantern. Normally in such a storm, no flame would be allowed. He unshipped the lantern’s face carefully and touched a match to the wick. When shadows danced on the walls, she opened the clay jar and angled it over his palm, scattering into it tiny bits of pale pink fabric.
This must come from you,
she said.
He eyed the translucent wisps, thinking of the alluring young woman and all the trouble she had brought. At once, the fabric began to emit a soft, ethereal glow.
He looked up, surprised. The old woman’s face betrayed no emotion. She emptied the contents of the clear jar into her own hand and leaned close to the lantern. She gestured for him to do the same.
First I,
she said, then you.
With a pfooo she blew the powder into the flame. Tongues of blue, red and green flickered in the orange.
He took a deep breath and followed.
For an instant the fabric wisps sparkled in the air like diamonds, then the flame boomed like a squib, bathing the room in a dazzling display of sparkling pinpricks that faded slowly to nothing.
Heart beating strangely, he lifted his eyes to her. Well?
Prepare yourself,
she said.
Chapter One
Pittsburgh International Airport
Now
Look before you leap, I always say—an important lesson when your family pet is a sheepdog the size of Chattanooga and you’re doing your leaping in the backyard of your childhood home. Not that I have a sheepdog anymore—I can barely keep bread mold going, let alone care for a houseplant or pet—but I grew up with them, and my father still shares a house with one.
The lesson, however, took hold. Caution is my middle name. Actually my middle name is Jude, but only my closest friends use it and only then to wind me up. Caution
fits a whole lot better. Persephone Caution
Pyle. As a philosophy it’s become my trademark. It has served me in business. It has served me in investments. It has served me with men. It has even served me in my divorce. I’ve found that without the appropriate amount of premeditation, life is too much like my childhood backyard—one moment you’re having fun; the next you’re digging dog do off your PF Flyers.
Which is why I ate at Campiti’s, my favorite pizza joint, before leaving for the airport this afternoon and now didn’t have to chance ordering off the slightly sticky Cinco de Mayo
menu at the slightly sticky bar near my gate.
My colleague Tom Fraser sat beside me. He and I were heading to a Pilgrim Pharmaceuticals sales meeting in Venice.
Tom popped the last of his third chicken-and-corn taco into his mouth and inclined his head toward my drink. I always say there’s nothing like a gin and tonic to really capture the spirit of old Guadalajara. Are you sure you don’t want a BLT to go with it? You’d at least be in the spirit of ‘Mayo’ if not ‘Cinco.’
Mayonnaise? At this place?
I shuddered.
Seph, Seph, Seph.
He shook his head.
Tom bemoaned my lack of spontaneity. I bemoaned his lack of imperfection.
Surely the best-looking corporate attorney to ever come out of Fargo, North Dakota, Tom is tall with wavy chestnut hair, blue-gray eyes and a hole in his chin that looks as if my father’s Craftsman drill press put it there. My girlfriend Dana claims he’s the spitting image of Colin Firth, and he does possess a certain Darcy-like quality, but I’m pretty sure Colin Firth would not have spent so much time stealing surreptitious glances at my breasts.
Tom threw a twenty and a five on the table. You ready?
I eyed my bag with confidence and nodded. I’ve got a book for the flight. My PC battery is charged and I have a spare. I have a sleeping pill, aspirin, antacids, breath mints, Jolly Ranchers, a toothbrush and a water bottle in my carry-on, and a clean pillowcase in my purse. My watch is set to Venice time—I already checked the daylight saving time conversion. Dana has the phone numbers of all my father’s doctors. My passport and credit cards are strapped to my calf, and I left a copy of my passport, American Express card and itinerary with her, another set with my father, one on my desk and a fourth in my safety-deposit box.
Tom lifted a brow. I meant are you ready to head to the gate, but I’m glad to see you’ve really taken that ‘relax and enjoy’ thing to heart.
Tom and I had become friends during a disastrous acquisition meeting a year ago. We were part of a team trying to buy a Japanese company that owned the best-selling pain reliever in Asia. I run Grant’s aspirin. I’m the brand manager, which, in a world where scientists pore over steaming beakers to find the next great product improvement, advertising agencies haggle with producers to crank out heart-touching commercials, factory managers diagram every possible improvement in the manufacturing process, and attorneys like Tom tie up our competitors with lawsuits, is sort of like being the events planner at an orgy. No one pays much attention to you, but if things go well, you’re a star.
Anyhow, the Japanese company had been impossible to deal with. We were at the end of our respective ropes. On the day of the final meeting, Dick Hanlon, our high-tech, low-integrity boss better known as Hairy-Eared Hanlon, had accidentally managed to record part of a particularly nationalistic diatribe he’d been spewing at me and Tom and embed it into one of the presentation slides on his PC.
If the Japanese had been hard to deal with before, hearing the head of Pilgrim Pharmaceuticals describe them as sushi-sucking pedophiles
over the projected figures of a counter offer that did not give them a share in profits until the end of year three did not help.
Tom saved the day by standing up and launching into a karaoke version of I Will Survive,
in which he rhymed sushi-sucking pedophiles
with capitalists reviled
in a revisionist chorus he passed off as a frat song used to open all Pilgrim negotiation meetings.
The deal fell through, but we kept our jobs. That night Tom and I got drunk, and laughed so hard his hand slipped into my bra, and I was splayed on a Pilgrim Pharmaceuticals recycling bin cupping his finely gabardined ass before the throat-clearing of the cleaning crew brought us to our senses. I don’t do frivolous, and if a drunken one-night stand with a dimple-chinned coworker does not constitute frivolity, I don’t know what does.
Honor if not dignity intact, our lives returned to normal. Tom agreed, solemn-faced, to let sleeping gropes lie, though a little more quickly than I would have liked, and neither his smooth baritone nor the smoother waistband of his paisley boxers made any further appearances in my dating life. I told myself it was good to have a friend at Pilgrim, which isn’t always a friend-friendly place, and since my Norwegian grandmother lives in North Dakota, we have a lot in common.
I like the way you’re wearing your hair,
Tom said, picking up his overnight bag. You’re always doing something different.
I looked in the mirror behind the bar. One dark, determined lock was trying to leap to freedom from my ponytail.
Thank you,
I said. I like to think of hair as a journey, not a destination.
Tom processed this a beat. That’s remarkably relaxed of you.
"I didn’t say I didn’t have a plan—"
"Oh, phew."
—it’s just that if you do it right, the journey can be as interesting as the destination.
His eyes drifted slowly down the dangling lock to my breasts. I cleared my throat.
Er, I’m going to check out the newsstand,
he said, rising. I need some floss.
Oh, no. Not a Cinco de Mayo problem, I hope?
He gave me a look. No. I plan on donating it to your readiness kit. I understand floss can be woven into a light but waterproof sleep mask in case of an emergency.
Ha-ha. I’ll meet you at the gate.
Control is key to an orderly existence, and adherence to my rules of decorum—Conservative Jude-ism
Dana calls it—has been a lifelong habit. My father says it’s from losing my mother at an early age. I say it’s the only possible reaction for a woman extravagantly named Persephone by her parents. Whatever it is, a taste for seriousness has spilled over into every aspect of my life. I drive a twelve-year-old diesel Mercedes. Pastel colors make me twitch. No thong has ever garroted my Jockey-loving flesh. Even my manicure style—French—is the plainest there is.
Which is not to say I don’t like those who do frivolous. In many ways, I envy them. I’ve spent untold hours at the nail salon marveling not just at the polish colors, but at the catchy names and themes. It’s amazing to think there is some marketing executive at a desk somewhere deciding this season will be My Galapagos Vacation and Remembering the Six-Tease. I love my job, but that’s gotta be more fun than marketing low-dose aspirin, which, as we at Pilgrim like to say, is about as funny as a heart attack. In a world of white salicylic acid and orange safety coating, one finds oneself longing for What’s a Gull to Do Gold and The Long and Winding Rose.
Tom loped off, his trench coat trailing from his hand. I flipped on the little recorder I carry on my key chain and said, Sweet but unintentional imitation of Linus being stood up by the Great Pumpkin.
When a phrase hits me, I like to record it. I intend to write a sweeping love story someday, with a hero as honorable as Jamie Fraser, as brave as Jack Aubrey and as tortured by desire as Fitzwilliam Darcy. I like my heroes to be larger than life and as far from my own time as possible. Otherwise they’re just guys you could meet anywhere, and where’s the romance in that?
Anyway, I figured I’d need all the inspiration I could get since my plan for the flight was to finish my presentation for the sales meeting and, assuming Tom wasn’t sitting close enough to see my laptop screen, actually begin drafting an outline of that love story. A number of ideas had been bouncing around my head recently. I was hoping some would feel energetic enough to pogo right down my arm and onto the page.
I grabbed my bag, stood and gave myself a quick review in the mirror, noting once again that, despite an ultrachic black sleeveless turtleneck over black linen jeans, I’d never be mistaken for a fashion model. It could have been my height—five-foot-five doesn’t exactly scream runway
—or the full-ish curve of my breasts, but it was probably the size 14 body that looked like it would always be perfectly comfortable living in double-digit territory.
The Pittsburgh airport is one of the new breed of airports—shiny, bold and stocked with shops for the captive traveler. I marched past the store selling scarves that doubled as evening pareos.
Oh, honey, not with this chest.
And as I approach anything other than a tiny sprinkle of my mother’s Arpège with the self-conscious unease of a woman being offered a pair of pasties and a whip, the fragrance store offered no attractions. Nor did the bookstore, since after I read the historical romance in my bag I had a stack of at least nine more by my bed. Even the shop selling twenty-dollar wheeled totes held no temptation. Like most men, I thought. Worthless after the first unzipping.
What I was looking for was a really good present for my dad’s birthday, a milestone the medical events of the last year had left me uncertain he’d reach, and I had every intention of marching past the Nine West shoe store as well when a vision in shell pink jerked me to a stop.
I am not one to salivate over shoes. My black Anne Klein flats are endlessly all-purpose. I can’t even remember the last time I did anything more than reorder them online in whatever minor variation the latest season brought.
But the pink evening shoes sitting in the window were, well, magnificent. Two-and-a-half-inch modified kitten heels. Tall enough to be sexy, but not so tall I’d feel as if they’d brought back foot-binding. And in place of standard-issue leather straps were two wide swaths of delicate, translucent taffeta that I swore for an instant sparkled like the Northern Lights. The taffeta started over the toes, crisscrossed over the arch, then circled the ankle, tying with an exuberant bow in front. They were shoes that said, Fuck me, but do it after you’ve fed me strawberries and maybe given me a nice pair of earrings.
The salesclerk smiled encouragingly. Would you like to try them on? They just came in. We’ve only got the one pair.
One pair!
I squeaked, afraid my hopes would be dashed. Size eight?
She lifted the foot-equin and checked the sole. What do you know? Size eight it is.
The woman untied the swaths as I watched proprietarily. I kicked off the Anne Kleins and removed my socks. I wanted nothing coming between me and that taffeta.
She handed me a shoe. The fabric was cool, and it rustled like my high school prom dress. I sank into the nearest chair and inserted my foot. My toes, which usually looked like half-cooked shrimp, seemed to lengthen and tan right before my eyes. Even the spots of Sonny and Cherise the manicurist had applied while I locked down the childproof cap deal on my cell phone yesterday looked like they belonged.
I drew the ties around my ankle and gasped. I didn’t even have to finish knotting the bow to know the fit was perfect. The base cradled my foot in a lover’s hug. It was like a Birkenstock for women who shaved their legs, an Easy Spirit for women who hadn’t signed away all hope, a Dr. Scholl’s for women who wanted to exercise muscles higher than their arches. The shoe seemed to pulse with life.
I stood.
The heels held me perfectly. No pain. No pinch. Flamingo-like, I lifted my unshod foot. Flawless equilibrium. I could stand forever.
I thought of Dorothy and her ruby pumps. I thought of Cinderella and her glass slippers. I thought of Mercury and his winged heels. A gentle, living warmth rose through the sueded insole that reminded me of the wave-lapped sands of St. Barts on that first glorious getaway with my ex-husband, when sex had been like a rocket blast into space, not a half-awake commuter special at the end of a long week.
I’ll take them.
I unzipped the pouch around my calf and slapped my American Express card on the counter.
The shoes didn’t go with a single thing I owned. I’d have to buy an entire new wardrobe. I licked my lips, wondering how much time I had before the flight.
While the clerk was running my card through the reader, Tom appeared on the other side of the shop window. He waved. I pointed to my foot, smiling. He gave me a thumbs-up.
I sat down to put on the other shoe. When I tightened the taffeta around my ankle, I swore I could hear violins. I unfolded myself and gazed into the full-length mirror. All at once, the scent of sandalwood hit me like a wave, flashes of light appeared at the edge of my vision, and in a booming crack, the store disappeared in a cloud of Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola-civious Violet.
Violet, blue, green, orange, red: the world pinwheeled backward through the rainbow as I struggled, terrified, for a toehold. The first drop shot my stomach northward, the second nearly launched its contents into orbit, and the third dropped me hard on my ass while fist-sized water balloons exploded in my face.
I managed to find an iron bolt and clung to it, terrified. Alarms rang in my ears and chest. If it had been a bomb, I’d be dead, or at least not wet.
The world was dark and gray and steeply pitched. I had the impression of being at sea, but it was only an impression, for absolutely nothing could be made out of the buffeting sheets of stinging wet formlessness that assaulted me in every direction. I cried out, hoping someone would hear me, but if someone replied, I couldn’t hear it over the mosh-pit roar of the water.
The floor dropped again, and the impact tore me from the bolt. Cold terror shot through me. I scrabbled to catch hold of something while the relentless water dragged me down the slope, but my grasping fingers found nothing.
I slid and slid, and the salty liquid filled my nose and mouth. I gasped but no air would come. The water seemed to pour in on all sides, pounding me in all directions. I thought of my father and my brother and the good-byes I’d never get to say.
All at once, a steel arm circled my waist. I struggled to anchor my hands around its ropy circumference, but a wall of spray as hard as sand flung me loose. I reached again, desperate for the hope it offered, but it was gone. My lungs screamed with wanting. The world turned silver, then sparkly then there was nothing but Paint It Black.
Good gad! What have you there, Captain? It looks to be a drowned mermaid.
Take her if you please, Mr. Haverhill,
a deep voice rumbled through the muscled wall at my ear. Put her on my cot.
I was dimly aware of being heaved from one set of arms to another. Slipping in and out of the half sense my cotton-candy-filled brain was making of the world, I found myself shivering and flat on a bed in an alcove set off from the rest of a small, dark room. In truth, it reminded me quite strongly of a scene in a historical romance novel I had just finished reading, where the Duke of Silverbridge and his estranged duchess reconcile tearfully on a boat docked at Tynemouth, just as she’s about to leave him forever and sail away to France. But my mind did not linger on this: the world was still pitching, my butt was on fire, and the damp, low-planked ceiling looked like it might collapse on me at any moment.
When I say a pair of appraising blue eyes appeared over me, it is not a figure of speech. In the light of the bedside lantern, appraising blue eyes were the only appearance of humanity my observer revealed. A red flannel scarf covered most of his wet, dripping hair, a canvas storm jacket was buttoned high over his mouth and nose, and the narrow swath of cheek visible was set at an ironic angle and covered by several days’ growth of beard.
Mmpf,
he offered, unenthusiastic.
Across the room Mr. Haverhill asked, Oughtn’t we get her into some clothes?
That jump-started my brain.
I cut my alarmed gaze from the swaddled beast over me just long enough to determine my state of dress. Whatever I was wearing was thin, cold and soaking, but I wasn’t naked. Ready for a wet T-shirt contest but not naked.
Mmpf,
repeated the owner of the eyes, this time with a note of reluctance.
The beast withdrew. I heard the wet coat being unbuttoned, the scarf being flung across the room, and what sounded like the thrum of my neighbor’s border collie after jumping from his bath. Droplets flew in every direction.
Where do you suppose she came from, sir?
Mr. Haverhill asked.
A stowaway, of course. Explains our run of ill luck.
My savior had the voice of a slightly rough-edged BBC commentator. Russell Crowe on unfiltered Camels. Thank you, Mr. Haverhill. Tell Jones not a wisp of cloth now, not even a stuns’l. We’ll scud until the storm breaks.
I tried turning my head to protest, for the last thing I wanted was to be left alone with the beast, but my stomach did not approve of me flinging the world around with such abandon.
I heard Mr. Haverhill, gentleman that he was, hesitate.
But, sir…
That will be all,
the beast said firmly.
The door shut.
Where am I?
I demanded. Without warning, the room dropped what seemed to be the height of the Empire State Building. Oh, God, I think I’m going to be sick.
This elicited a brief, Crowe-like chuckle. Now there’s a bit of poetic justice.
I beg your pardon?
"You are in the brig Neuf Ouest, madam." A blanket landed with a soft plonk on the mattress beside me. In perhaps the only hurricane the Adriatic has ever seen.
I’m on a boat?!
I pulled the warm, dry wool over me. Like its owner, it had the faint odor of exotic spices.
A ship, madam, an oceangoing vessel with forty-two guns. Second rate. That is,
he added with a touch of woe, were she still a rated ship.
Second rate, indeed. The walls around me creaked and moaned. If this was a ship, it was a damned small one. The ships I usually travel on go through storms like a Porsche through North Dakota—level, straight and as quickly as possible.
Wait a second,
I said, trying to get my bearings. There are no oceans near Pittsburgh.
Pittsburgh is irredeemably landlocked. The Ohio River, on which Pittsburgh sits, does quite a bit of barge traffic, but this was no barge, and the harsh assault of water on the timbers beneath us was definitely not that of a river. Lake Erie was ninety miles north of Pittsburgh, but Erie wasn’t the dangerous Great Lake, was it? I begin to sing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
in my head.
Pittsburgh?
he repeated, uncertain. There’s a Pitsford near Northampton, I think—dreadful place—but I am not familiar with Pittsburgh. Near Swindon, perhaps? Er, I must recommend you shift out of those wet linens.
I was trying to wring water