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    The Little Dudes Skool Survival Guide
    The Little Dudes Skool Survival Guide
    The Little Dudes Skool Survival Guide
    Ebook121 pages41 minutes

    The Little Dudes Skool Survival Guide

    By H.G Sansostri

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    Are you having hard times at school? Are your friends not cutting you any slack at all? Then come and join Ethan and his goofy friend Billy on an adventure into the wilderness of school - more dangerous than a venture into a live volcano! In order to survive you must adapt or otherwise...KABOOM!
    Age group 7-12

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherH.G Sansostri
    Release dateDec 16, 2013
    ISBN9780992690113
    The Little Dudes Skool Survival Guide
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    H.G Sansostri

    Harrison Giovanni Sansostri, known as H.G., is a fourteen-year-old boy from North London. He has written two books, The Little Dudes’ Skool Survival Guide and The Chronicles of Derek Dunstable. As well as creative writing, he enjoys drama and swimming. He was once asked in an interview on Twitter, ‘If you could genetically cross an animal with a fruit or vegetable, what would you choose, and why?’ His answer? ‘I would choose my two Yorkie dogs, called Jake and Toto, and cross them with a potato (because I love chips!), so a Yorkie/potato cross would be called a Yotato.’ Now that would be funny!

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      Book preview

      The Little Dudes Skool Survival Guide - H.G Sansostri

      INTRODUCTION

      Hi, I'm Ethan.

      A kid just like you!

      I've written this book to try to help you deal with problems and situations that might arise at school. A lot of this 'stuff' has happened to me on my journey through primary school - oh yeah! I forgot to say, my best mate Billy is on board too, he'll appear later on in the book, you certainly won't forget Billy, I promise you

      So are you all paying attention? Read on...!

      SCHOOL IS A JUNGLE

      A big, wide jungle full of wild little animals.

      Can you guess who they are? Children!

      Children like you and me, running around sometimes hurting each other, telling each other off, shouting, screaming and laughing all at the same time, playing very silly games and pretending to be monsters.

      Of course not all children are naughty; out of a whole school of children about 75% are nice and kind whereas the remaining 25% are naughty, cheeky and very rude.

      I would continue, but hey! This is only the intro.

      The next chapter will list the groups of certain children that inhabit the 'world of education', from the very start of primary school to the early years of secondary.

      THE SPECIFICS

      Not all children are the same, some are naughty and some can be kind. Some are not very smart or intelligent but try very, very hard. There are specific types of children that hang around together or alone so I have come up with an idea that puts us kids into:

      'The Specifics'

      Here we go, are you ready for this?

      The Peacocks

      These children are very flashy or trendy dressers that like to develop their style. They wear pink chequered tops, stripy scarves, leather boots, and trilby hats - the relentless wave of 'must have' clothing goes on and on.

      The Mr/Miss Popularities

      They walk around school being followed by their crowd of 'popularity disciples' and show off their talents when they can e.g. football, dancing, comedy etc. Those who are hoping to become popular...

      Well, I hate to break it to you, but it's not all that it's made out to be. Hmmm (cough, I'll explain later.)

      The Outcasts

      Those who are treated meanly by others, just because they are too nice or just aren't 'normal'(hey what is normal?).

      Don't listen to the 'meanies' because they are wrong. It saddens me and I will continue this later on. They are just the same as you and me, treat them nicely.

      The Fair Players

      Many of these children inhabit the land of education, they play together in groups and the games they play are nice and fair. They stand up for each other and mostly obey the teacher's orders, the right example will always be set by these 'beloved children'.

      The Muscles

      They are strong, fit and handsome/beautiful children. They are quite often selected to compete in sport competitions and races. I've many friends who are like this, although the ones who are the strongest have focused too much on brawn

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