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LanguageEnglish
PublisherPeter Davidson
Release dateJul 24, 2013
ISBN9781301804252
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Peter Davidson
Peter Davidson is Professor of Renaissance Studies at the University of Aberdeen
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Who Gives A Shit - Peter Davidson
WHO GIVES A SH*T
Peter Davidson
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Acknowledgements
Editor: Beterzone Wordright Services
Graphic Design: Jean Tennant
Proofreader: B. Peterson
Table of Contents
TELLING IT LIKE IT IS
FIRST TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Rejection
Bubba Day
Doorbuster
Blacklisted
HUH?
Long Liver
Breaking News
How Ya Doin’?
Socialite Book
Holiday Greetings
SECOND TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Love, or Lust?
Little Shaver
First-Time Mother
Shocked By A Rocker
Unable To Pronounce Or Spell
Strategies
Deathly Silence
The Final Exam
Fancy Bartendering
Free
THIRD TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Glory Days
Problems
Wedding Reception
The Son-In-Law
Royal Visitors
The Reunion
Award-Winning Salesman
Weather Report
Fired Up
Baby’s Name
FOURTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Hot MaMa
World’s Greatest Athlete
Science Fiction
Raising The Roof
Tweetin’ and Tootin’
Lethal Force
Vote
Singing Up A Storm
Housecleaning
In Confidence
FIFTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Messing With Halloween
Famous By Association
King Tut Tut Tut
True Love
Worldbeater Son
Time To Tell
Fast Car
The Activist
Genius
Political Flip-Flop
SIXTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Fashion Plates
Engagement’s Off
The Crash
When Dey Is Nose To Nose
The Golfer
Money Man
Ink
Scandal
Footloose
Husband in Training
SEVENTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
The Weekend
Holey
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Modern-Day Diet
Sleeping Beauty
Changing Direction
Moving On
Sleepyhead
Errand Boy
They Wear Like Iron
EIGHTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Happy Anniversary
Record-Setting Pace
Purity
Swoosh
Half Brothers
Hidden Tattoo
It’s In!
Correct P-R-O-N-O-U-N-C-I-A-T-I-O-N
Skimpy
Breaking News
NINTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
The Shout Out
It’s News
Keep Them Hands In The Air
Friendly Difference of Opinion
The Outer Circle
Bird Watch
Averages
Hung Over
Confused?
Cultured
TENTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Chump Change
No Round Ball
The Testimony
Medical Alert
Salt Of The Earth
Broke Jock
The Songster
He’s Perfect
Working Hard For The Money
Fire Engine Red
ELEVENTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Peace
Politically Incorrect
Short Stuff
Weekender
Directional
The Romantic
Fish Story
Bloody Marys
Chicago, Chicago
Shooting The Shit
Who’s Counting?
TWELFTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Shape Up
The Author
All Sold Out
Problem Or Solution?
Love Machine
Slip O’ The Tongue
It’s Chic, Daahling
Expecting
The Babysitter
Convoluted Justice
THIRTEENTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Rocket Shopper
Child Genius
Red And Green Ones
Rights
Chug-A-Lug
The Boss’s Wife
Pie, Anyone?
Involved
Mister Fixerup
Pastry, Anyone?
FOURTEENTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Kindly Professor Wankel
Your Opinion, Please
Bowl Bound
No Longer Seeing Red
Workin’ Like A Dog
Who Popped The Country?
Watch This
Above The Grass
Say What?
Break A Leg
FIFTEENTH TEN THINGS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
Who’s Who 101
Oompah 102
Monkeying Around 102
No Action 102
Who You? 103
No Nibbling 103
Happiness 104
Etymology 105
Telling It Like It
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