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    Zombie Jokes
    Zombie Jokes
    Zombie Jokes
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    Zombie Jokes

    By R.G. Richards

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    I have collected over 100 zombie jokes told to me over the years. Why search for a joke when you can have one at your fingertips.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherR.G. Richards
    Release dateMay 13, 2012
    ISBN9781476151199
    Zombie Jokes
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    R.G. Richards

    R.G. Richards writes Fantasy/Paranormal/Romance novels. He was an enthusiastic reader of tales of foreign lands (China, Japan, Hong Kong), most of which were “borrowed” from his father’s private collection—a big James Clavell fan (Noble House, Shogun). These faraway tales provided the fertile ground which produced a rich imagination capable of spinning strange and unique stories of distant lands and people. Outside of reading and writing, he is a beginning swimmer, a gym hater, and a lover of jokes. If you know a good one, send it his way.

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      Book preview

      Zombie Jokes - R.G. Richards

      ZOMBIE JOKES

      By

      R.G. Richards

      SMASHWORDS EDITION

      * * * * *

      PUBLISHED BY:

      R.G. Richards on Smashwords

      Zombie Jokes

      Copyright © 2022 by R.G. Richards

      Thank You for downloading this ebook. You are welcome to share it with friends. This book may not be copied or reproduced without permission of the author.

      Your support and respect for this author’s work is appreciated.

      This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to people living or dead is coincidental and unintended. This is a production of the author’s imagination.

      *****

      Many thanks to all those kind enough to share their jokes with me. If you have jokes you would like to add to this compilation, let me know. I love jokes and look forward to hearing from all those who share a passion for a good joke, especially, a zombie related joke.

      *****

      ZOMBIE JOKES

      *****

      Chapter 1: House of Laughs

      I believe a good sense of humor is the key to life. I find fun in everything and look for great jokes to tell others. So, after hearing many from friends and associates,

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