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Shut the Fuck Up!: Every Man’s Key to Happiness
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This is a novelty book that takes a humorous look at what drives men nuts when it comes to women and what they say to men.
Chauvinistic?..........Probably!
Controversial?..........Yes!
True?..........You be the judge!
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Darren G. Burton
I have been a writer for nearly 30 years. I've written numerous full length works of fiction and non-fiction, as well as many short stories and anthologies. [email protected]
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