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    The Patron Saint of Second Chances: A Novel
    The Patron Saint of Second Chances: A Novel
    The Patron Saint of Second Chances: A Novel
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    The Patron Saint of Second Chances: A Novel

    Written by Christine Simon

    Narrated by Tim Frances

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    SELECTED FOR THE RUSA 2023 LISTEN LIST FOR OUTSTANDING AUDIOBOOK NARRATION!

    The self-appointed mayor of a tiny Italian village is determined to save his hometown no matter the cost in this “charming farce that highlights the triumph of hope and community” (People).

    Vacuum repairman and self-appointed mayor of Prometto, Italy (population 212) Signor Speranza has a problem: unless he can come up with 70,000 euros to fix the town’s pipes, the water commission will shut off the water to the village and all the residents will be forced to disperse. In a desperate bid to boost tourism—and revenue—he spreads a harmless rumor that movie star Dante Rinaldi will be filming his next project nearby.

    Unfortunately, the plan works a little too well, and soon everyone wants to be a part of the fictional film—the village butcher will throw in some money if Speranza can find roles for his fifteen enormous sons, Speranza’s wistfully adrift daughter reveals an unexpected interest in stage makeup, and his hapless assistant Smilzo volunteers a screenplay that’s not so secretly based on his undying love for the film’s leading lady. To his surprise—and considerable consternation, Speranza realizes that the only way to keep up the ruse is to make the movie for real.

    As the entire town becomes involved (even the village priest invests!), Signor Speranza starts to think he might be able to pull this off. But what happens when Dante Rinaldi doesn’t show up? Or worse, what if he does?

    A “warmhearted, original gem of a novel” (Amy Poeppel, author of Musical Chairs), The Patron Saint of Second Chances is perfect for fans of Fredrik Backman and Maria Semple.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster Audio
    Release dateApr 12, 2022
    ISBN9781797137841
    Author

    Christine Simon

    Christine Simon grew up in a very large and very loud Italian family and now lives with her husband and four children. The Patron Saint of Second Chances is her first novel.

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    Readers find this title absolutely wonderful and clever. It is funny, heartwarming, and real. The narrator is fantastic and the Italian setting is lovely. The characters are vivid and the book is a delightful read that takes you away.

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    • 5/5
      Absolutely wonderful and clever story! Funny, heartwarming, real, marvelous. Highly recommended!

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    • 5/5
      Delightful book! Loved the frequent consultation about what saint would cover whatever situation presented itself next.

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    • 5/5
      Funny. Heartwarming. Excellent narrator! The characters are vivid and the setting is a character on its own. A perfect read to take you away.

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    • 5/5
      This is a delightful, lighthearted, uplifting novel with no political agenda, no sex or murder - just a sweet story with refreshingly quirky characters that you will fall in love with instantly!
    • 5/5
      Loved this one! Light hearted, funny, sweet ....narrator was fantastic, Italian setting was lovely. Adorable story of love of family and community!