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Zombie Apocalypse Preparation: How to Survive in an Undead World and Have Fun Doing It!
Written by Scot Thomas and David Houchins
Narrated by Joe Hempel
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
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About this audiobook
We guarantee this is the only tool you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.
OK, that's not really true. But when the SHTF you're going to want a survival guide that's not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You’ll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn't worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher's lawyers say we can't.)
We can't guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you.
OK, that's not really true. But when the SHTF you're going to want a survival guide that's not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You’ll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn't worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher's lawyers say we can't.)
We can't guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you.
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Reviews for Zombie Apocalypse Preparation
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I liked this audiobook but had it been slightly adapted from paper book to audiobook I feel it would’ve been that much better.
Still a great listen.