Wendy’s HOUSE

Have you ever noticed how, when there’s been some terrible accident, somebody will always say ‘It was like a film’?

The scene I am about to share wasn’t exactly like a film: or if it was, it was a very dull film. It was just me and my friend Wendy strolling through the woods with the dog. Yet I couldn’t help being reminded of one of those Scandi noir detective dramas.

For a start, the woods were remarkably quiet. You could hear the