UNLIMITED
Joke’s on Tim Noakes
May 20, 2021
4 minutes
An extract from Death by Carbs by Paige Nick (Bookstorm, 2015) – dedicated to anyone who has ever struggled to lose weight and knows how murderous it can be.
THE COP
Wednesday 3:37am
A cop who liked donuts: he was the world’s biggest cliché. Bennie September turned on the interior light in the car and angled the rearview mirror so he could catch a glimpse of his face. Then he swept back and forth at his top lip with his fingertips. It wasn’t easy getting powdered sugar out of a moustache.
He dropped the now-empty cardboard Pick n Pay box on the floor of the passenger seat of his old
You’re reading a preview, subscribe to read more.
Start your free 30 days