The new NEIGHBOUR

“ You might be forgiven for thinking that this page is written in a tearing hurry, cobbled together at 4.55pm on a Friday afternoon from spare parts, but that would be unfair on my crack team of researchers.

Here is a full account of our latest meeting, at 4.45pm on a recent Friday afternoon:

Me: So, crack team of researchers, what have you got for me?

Did you know that the oldest surviving biscuit dates back to 1784, and is at the National Maritime Museum?