Joe Jonas just rereleased one of his greatest hits.
Unfortunately, everybody was so busy talking about the 2024 US presidential election in November that the moment came and went — and I was heartbroken.
Now, thanks to Joe's insatiable need for attention, he reshared the video on Instagram, reinvigorating his thirsty audience, and gave me a reason to address this moment as current news.
While most people are distracted by overthinking Nick Jonas's Elon Musk tweet, the rest of us are explaining to our roommates why that snippet of Lloyd's unreleased song "All I Need" keeps playing over and over again.
In the racy video Joe reshared on Instagram on Dec. 19, he appeared with the question, "You got tats right?" before showing off his hairy little thigh and collection of famous cartoon tattoos.
There's Chuckie Finster from Rugrats.
There's Mojo Jojo from The Powerpuff Girls.
And then there's SpongeBob SquarePants singing "Sweet Victory" at the Bubble Bowl.
The video (although it's technically a repost) still went viral, and the new wave of fans' thirsty reactions are worthy enough for a little shoutout because of...solidarity.
Some were asking the right questions, considering SpongeBob is, indeed, a sponge.
Some people were questioning Joe's thirsty video being the "first thing" they saw in the morning.
And there were plenty of hilarious and thirsty responses.
Even Nickelodeon had to get in on the action.
And then, SpongeBob himself chimed in to express his gratitude for being included high on Joe's thigh.
But it's Joe's cheeky response to SpongeBob for me.
Naysayers will suggest that Joe’s doing damage control because so many people focused on Nick’s random Musk-y tweet, but if that were the case, I think he would’ve shown us where every tattoo is located.
