Zachary German (born December 17, 1988) is an American novelist and poet. His first novel, Eat When You Feel Sad, was published by Melville House in 2010.
German's poems and prose have been published in Dennis Cooper's Userland anthology,3:AM Magazine, Bear Parade, and Small Distribution Press.
Eat When You Feel Sad was published by Melville House in February 2010. It is about a character named Robert in an unnamed city.
Online and print response to Eat When You Feel Sad was mixed. It has been reviewed in Bookslut,The Rumpus,Time Out Chicago,Publishers Weekly,Philadelphia City Paper, and Nylon.
Dennis Cooper has said of the book: “Zachary German’s nimble, catwalking, archeological, surface dwelling, emotionally unpaved prose is a thing of total wonder and my favorite drug, language-based or otherwise. Eat When You Feel Sad is so bright and pleasurable and full of excellence, it’s positively serene.”
Tao Lin has said of the book: "Moving, funny, emotional, and—in a revolutionary way—both highly readable and avant-garde, Eat When You Feel Sad excites me very much in terms of literature and also life itself.”
How about a little fire, scarecrow
Hangin' in a field, you'll never know I'm out here
I'm telling you people, best beware
I creep into town, I'm hunting my prey
Back on my post by the crack of day
Lock your doors
Watch your back
It's true
Turn around
How do you do
I'm the scarecrow man
I'm the scarecrow man
People dying every night
Mutilation's a terrible sight
Look 'round the victims really hard
Scarecrow's death straw calling card
And I'm coming
And killing
It's true
Turn around
How do you do
I'm the scarecrow man
I'm the scarecrow man
Scarecrow man
Scarecrow man
I'm the scarecrow man
I'm the scarecrow man
Hangin' in a field, you'll never know I'm out here
I'm telling you people best beware
I creep into town, I'm hunting my prey
Back on my post by the crack of day
I've come to kill you, I will
I'm gonna get you, be still
I'm the scarecrow man
I'm the scarecrow man
I'm the scarecrow man
Scarecrow man
I'm the scarecrow man
I'm the scarecrow man