Coordinates: 51°43′44″N 0°25′37″E / 51.729°N 0.427°E / 51.729; 0.427
The village and civil parish of Writtle lies 1 mile (1.6 km) west of Chelmsford, Essex, England. It has a traditional village green complete with duck pond and a Norman church and was once described as 'one of the loveliest villages in England, with a ravishing variety of ancient cottages'. The village is now home to Writtle College, one of the UK's oldest and largest land-based colleges and a partner institution of the University of Essex, the grounds of which once housed a Royal hunting lodge, later the possession of the De Brus and De Bohun families. The suggestion that Writtle is the birthplace of Robert the Bruce, as well as his father Robert de Brus, 6th Lord of Annandale, is contested though its possession and use by both is incontrovertible. Today Writtle hosts the annual southern V Festival within the grounds of Comyn's Hylands Park. At the 2001 census, it had a population of 5,632.
The Romans were present in Writtle shortly after the Roman conquest by Claudius, but the presence of a metalled road, numerous archaeological finds and the ease with which the river can be forded in Writtle are still not significant enough evidence to suggest that Writtle, rather than Chelmsford, was the site of the Roman town of Caesaromagus, as suggested by the Essex historian Morant (et al.).
Se pintar um negócio na esquina
Corre e vê se eu estou lá na China
E se estiver, vê se me deixa em paz
Eu quero mais ficar bem longe desse tititi...
Pouco milho pra muito bico
Muita caca pra pouco penico
Não vou procurar sarna pra me coçar
Então desgruda e vai à luta
Chega de blá blá blá blá
Volta-e-meia, meia-volta volver
Saio de fino pra ninguém perceber
Essa galinhagem é mais chata que gilete
Nada mais furado do que papo de tiete!