Woodrow Huckleberry Tiberius "Woody" Boyd is a lovable, albeit extremely naive and unsophisticated, character on the American television show Cheers, portrayed by Woody Harrelson. Woody came to Cheers at the beginning of the fourth season of Cheers in 1985 in the episode "Birth, Death, Love and Rice".
Woody appeared in 200 episodes of Cheers between 1985 and 1993. He also made a guest appearance on Frasier in the episode "The Show Where Woody Shows Up" and on The Simpsons episode "Fear of Flying".
Woody was born on July 23 (like the actor who played him) and hails from Hanover, Indiana, where he was voted the smartest student in school. He and his childhood sweetheart, Beth Curtis, were also voted "Couple Most Likely to Explode," as they were both obese at the time. It was later revealed that they always ate, to excess, around one another due to their palpable sexual tension.
Woody followed in Coach's footsteps in many ways, failing to understand the most obvious jokes, concepts, and situations. Woody was essentially a straight man for all of the other characters at Cheers, though his humor stemmed from his misunderstandings. Woody once told Dr. Crane he was the smartest man he knew, apart from Cliff Clavin.
THIS WILL BE THE END OF YOU!
(Ladies and gentlemen, friends and foe’s,
this song goes out to all you fucking quitters out there)
How dare you stare at the ground when you
don’t even know which direction to go?
Are you really that anxious to drift life away,
and just give up on yourself?
You better dance to the beat of living.
Start taking control and take care of yourself.
Reach out for help if you’re falling,
We're in this together.
You’re in this alone.
Don't be proud enough to reach out for help.
She's on fire but her embers burn her bridges.
And she knows that she can’t walk on water.
Yet she tries.
For what is worse than to ask your friends for help.
And so she sinks to the bottom of the sea.
Burn out the eyes of the traitors face.
They have told their final line.
They have told their final line.
One more time we'll throw down our fucking fists.
To anyone who stand against us.
To anyone who disagree.
Stop chasing your shadow. You're in this alone.
You need to fight until your heart stops beating.
Don’t think for a second that you will be saved.
Hands down. It's over.
This is the end of everything.
And sure as hell i’m taking you with it.
I rather die with blood on my hands,
if my conscious is clean and my heart's been beating pure.
For what is living if you've already dead?
She's on fire but her embers burn her bridges.
And she knows that she can’t walk on water.
Yet she tries.
For what is worse than to ask your friends for help.
And so she sinks to the bottom of the sea.
We’re swimming and sinking,
We’re running and falling,
We’re breathing, not living,
We’re crashing down!
We hold the answers in our hearts
as we been singing times before.
We spend every breath to stand our ground